Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

The old lama had thought of many things, but he had never thought that there were so many, so plump, and so tender girls in the Zhang family.

The junior official was exchanging friendly signals with the old lama in front.

It’s the one that has the human-machine interface where distinguished guests come and go.

Fortunately, there are few people here and enough rooms.

Hei Xia Zi and Lao Qi were taking care of the Xiao Zhangs from behind. Yes, they picked up three Xiao Zhangs on the way.

Maybe it was the Zhang family's sense that these three wild and lonely little Zhangs were left alone.

When they saw Xiaoguan, they followed him because they had never seen a Zhang family member with such round hair, nor had they ever seen a Zhang family member wearing sunglasses.

It is obvious at first glance that the people around the Zhang family are not members of the Zhang family, but those who can stand with the Zhang family must be capable.

Maybe because they have been wandering outside for a long time, they can speak.

Are they really not on guard against the Zhang family?

Actually, it’s not like that. The main reason is that Xiaoguan gave them a very harmless feeling. Even Hei Xiazi and Lao Qi gave them a very harmless feeling.

Otherwise they wouldn't follow.

Besides, those two people seem to be from a long-lived race. I wonder which family they are from.

For thousands of years, the Zhang family is not the only long-lived race, but the other families are all in their own territories, which are basically deep in the mountains.

I don’t know how many of their kind are still alive.

After all, the Zhang family would not have any contact with ordinary people.

They are not stupid.

If you stay with ordinary people for a long time, your heart will become greedy.

There is no need to put yourself in danger just for the sincerity of one or two people.

Therefore, it is difficult for the Zhang family to communicate with ordinary people.

However, the Zhang family was a little too bold. Out of curiosity, the three little Zhangs followed them. They thought that their fighting skills and intelligence were better than those three balls.

"So round."

"How come they are so round when they eat."

"do not know."

“Look at what they eat.”

"So how do they stay round and not fat?"

“Like rice dumplings.”

“I didn’t take any medicine.”

"amazing."

In fact, after so many years of practice, Qi Dacong could also hear it. The main reason was that the three little ones at the back did not think of hiding it and spoke loudly.

Finally, the three fat dumplings couldn't bear it anymore and became friendly with Xiao Zhang behind them.

Bang, bang, bang, after that, both parties were very satisfied.

Qi Dacong has dark circles under his eyes and Xiao Zhang has panda eyes. This is because Xiaoguan saw his uncle being beaten and he helped his uncle instead of his relatives.

Xiao Zhangs: . . . . .

Crying and chirping.

Qi Dacong smiled happily, thinking that the child was not raised in vain.

Hei Xia Zi also tied with Xiao Zhang by himself.

These three Xiao Zhangs are also the Qilin of our family, but they are better protected by their family members.

Without their parents they become wild.

The Zhang family was broken up again, and they didn't want to live in seclusion in the mountains, so they wandered around everywhere, planning to find a place to retire in the mountains when they got tired of playing.

As for life and death, they have long been indifferent to it. If they are not convinced, they will just fight back, and they are very reckless and straightforward.

However, the purity of their blood is not as high as that of the minor officials, so they will be attracted unconsciously.

They already knew he was the kid from back in the day.

However, the Zhang family is broken up, the old antique is gone, and no one can restrict them.

They wanted to pinch the child's face in the first place, and they wanted to do it even more now.

Petty Officer: . . . .

The one who fought equally with him was Zhang Xiaomei, a boy from the same family. I heard that their parents wanted to have a girl, but unfortunately they gave birth to a boy, so they named her Zhang Xiaomei, hoping to have a younger sister.

The one who tied with Hei Xia Zi was Zhang Xiaonan, a man whose parents died while on a mission.

The one who gave his uncle a black eye was Zhang Xiaomei, a boy. Because he was good-looking, it was said that when he was a child, there were other Zhangs fighting for him, so he was quite fierce.

He said that he doesn't like men or women, he only likes himself.

These three people are also the three flowers of the family, the kind that are all unique and beautiful.

Sure enough, after they started fighting and got to know each other, the three of them ambushed the official that night, simply to pinch his face.

Even if he was kicked, he could still smile pervertedly.

"Soft."

"Slippery."

"Tender."

Xiaoguan is actually very satisfied with himself. He is as round as Xiaoqi and his uncle. They also have the same sunglasses and clothes. He feels like they are a family.

This makes others feel more at ease than blood ties, as his own people are not so enthusiastic about him.

These three

Forget it, the worst that can happen is that I’ll be beaten a few more times.

The Zhang family is more resistant to beatings.

Along the way, the three of them talked very quietly.

When I talk too much, my Northeastern accent can no longer be hidden, it's really abstract.

Qi Dacong finally understood what his colleague meant when he said that the handsome guy actually had a mouth.

No wonder the official doesn’t like to talk. He basically speaks one or two words at a time and likes to keep them guessing.

So Lao Qi and Hei Xia Zi could more or less understand what Xiaoguan meant. Well, it couldn't be too complicated. You didn't need to understand what he meant by insulting him.

The three Xiao Zhangs still think they don’t have accents.

There was one who had stayed in Guangxi for a while, working in an administrative agency. He learned the Guangxi dialect and was so popular that he wanted to be promoted.

Really, please shut up and don’t talk. I feel a little embarrassed for my tribe.

Want to pretend not to know him.

The three of them have finished talking about the KPI of the Zhang family. I feel a little autistic and don't dare to look at my uncle and Xiao Qi. It's so embarrassing.

Xiao Zhang doesn't feel ashamed and wants to act with dignity when going out.

When the official thought of the open-minded Zhang Qilin of the Ming Dynasty, who hooked up with Wang Canghai, abandoned Wang Canghai, and then had a conflict with the Zhang family about love, hatred, and a century of abusive love, he felt that sometimes it would be better to be a mute.

When you are out, you should be mysterious and keep your mouth shut if possible. This can reduce a lot of troubles.

It would be bad if it attracted some messy things.

Although the Wang family was not the main reason for the breakup of the Zhang family, it was a secondary reason. The internal strife of the Zhang family was the main reason.

Qi Dacong might be used to raising children, and looking at the three skinny Xiao Zhangs, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable. Tsk tsk, what a poor trio, they must be so hungry.

He can’t even take care of himself, so he’s still a child.

So the three little Zhangs also felt the care of their parents. There is a kind of hunger that comes from their uncle feeling that they are hungry.

It’s okay not to eat, it’s impossible.

Xiao Zhang and others are not really torturing themselves, it's just that the food they cook is not tasty and they have no appetite.

I often have to sleep in the open air, sometimes hungry and sometimes full, so it would be strange if I didn't lose weight.

Not every mountain has wild animals; some only have wild fruits and wild grasses.

They can only starve.

My uncle's craftsmanship has been certified by me.

As soon as Lao Qi made a move, the three Xiao Zhangs also started to call him uncle, saying that they would have delicious food and would be fed at any time. As for where the food came from, they were blind and couldn't see. Didn't they see that they were wearing sunglasses?

Then they slowly began to round up.

However, it’s still a little inferior to the authentic dumplings made by Lao Qi and the other three.

Not round enough, not symmetrical enough.

The old lama took them to the guest room and only thought that he didn't know if there was enough tsampa, so he decided to let them go hunting on their own. It was obvious that they could support themselves, so he decided to go hunting in the back mountain.