Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

In fact, Zhang Xiaoguan secretly went out to visit the Zhang family after he was a teenager, and at that time he found that the Zhang family was broken up.

Yes, but he didn’t know whether Zhang’s destruction was successful.

After all, there is a big stupid guy named Qi behind him who needs protection. He is the kind of person who only has bones but no brains.

In fact, he is only smarter than the two of them. They are really three cobblers and no one can blame anyone else.

Qi Dacong felt that as a parent he needed to protect his children, and he had a lot of experience.

Qiqige thinks that he is the older brother who needs to protect his uncle and younger brother, and he has experience in escape.

Zhang Xiaoguan thought that he had been out of the province to work as a blood bag when he was only 8 years old, and finally came back by himself. It couldn't be that a child coming back all the way here was really naive.

Naive and naive, she was either sold or killed. With the looks of a Zhang family member, she was probably the top guest at Nanfeng Restaurant.

So Zhang Xiaoguan swore that he was not stupid.

In the past 10 years or so, they have become a little stupid. It turns out that they are safest when there are no people around, and animals cannot beat them.

It just tastes a bit tough, but it’s better to grow it yourself.

So when he confirmed that the Zhang family's boundary marker was covered with dust, he knew that it had probably been deserted for many years.

The signs outside were also from a few years ago, implying that the Zhang family is gone and the man is wandering around on his own, a wanderer.

At first glance, it was obviously written by those eccentric people from the Zhang family.

Because the original author wrote about Zhang Beng and Gu Zigu.

Of course, only the Zhang family can understand these codes.

In Qi Dacong's eyes, this is the symbol of the Zhang family. Although he doesn't understand it, he has to know it, and he still pulls Qi Qige to let him remember it.

Qi Qige: Even my uncle can’t remember it, how can he remember anything?

"Uncle, remember this."

"Uncle doesn't remember, but you do. Uncle is old."

Zhang Xiaoguan had already walked around inside and outside and when he came back he heard the conversation between the two and interrupted what they were saying.

"Follow me, don't go the wrong way."

It is said that they have a tacit understanding after being together for a long time. These two people are still very obedient. At critical moments, what Xiaoguan says is carried out without any compromise.

However, when passing the boundary marker, the uncle and nephew recited the first half of the sentence respectively.

Qi Dacong: Zhang family’s land.

Qiqige: Anyone who enters will die.

Zhang Xiaoguan: . . . .

Forget it, just keep up and don’t make any mistakes.

After making sure it was safe, Qi Dacong sighed for the first time, saying that the Zhang family was so powerful. It seemed a little familiar, as if he had heard of them before.

But at that time, his mind was full of the civil service exam and he was memorizing the essay. After work, it was all about work. He didn't have any other needs except eating, or playing games.

I probably heard it from a colleague.

Forget it, if I can’t remember, then forget it.

After Qi Qige was safe, he took a stone and threw it at the path behind him while the official was not paying attention.

The swish, swish, swish sounds are all the sounds of the mechanisms being activated. Simply put, if they take the wrong step, they will end up like a sieve. This is not a rain of pear blossom needles, this is a sea of ​​pear blossoms.

After all, the piles of bones next to the boundary marker are no joke, and there are always people who want to challenge the limits of life.

Qi Dacong swallowed his saliva and said, "Xiao Qi, stop making trouble. Let's catch up with Xiaoguan."

Qi Qige became well-behaved in a second and was no longer curious.

"Okay, uncle."

After hearing the voice behind, Zhang Xiaoguan realized that Qi Qige was naughty. His brother was still so playful, and he would eventually learn his lesson.

Qi Qige had indeed learned his lesson and stopped touching things randomly. The two of them just kept their eyes rolling around, looking everywhere.

There are quite a few institutions in the Zhang family's territory, many of which are for the purpose of taking your life, and of course half of them are for exercising your body.

The Zhang family likes to make things difficult for themselves. You add a little, I add a little, and they often cheat their own clansmen.

But they have their dignity left and would never ask for help no matter how hard they try.

Are you okay?

Nothing.

This is the standard answer.

After walking through the periphery, they saw a huge complex of buildings not far away, and the three of them stood in front of the majestic buildings.

Qi Dacong felt that national buildings were a bit like his younger brothers. He was uneducated and couldn't describe them. He had seen the Forbidden City and Dunhuang, but the Zhang family's buildings could be said to be the best of the best, the best of the best.

He is also the head of the Zhang family’s organization.

Xiaoguan’s machinery is very good. All the mechanical animals in his house are made by him. They are very powerful and can move.

Zhang Xiaoguan: Thank you, but I didn’t feel praised. I even felt a little offended.

“It’s so big and luxurious.”

Qi Qige felt that his palace was too small and the materials used were more expensive than those in a palace.

Uncle doesn’t recognize it, but he does. This wood is very expensive.

If they run out of money, they can just cut off the table legs and sell them, and the three of them will never have to worry about food and drink.

If I'm not mistaken, all these buildings are made of the same precious wood from different periods.

Wow, my younger brother is so rich. I can rely on him in the future.

"The carved beams and painted buildings, the flying eaves and walls, the imperial palace are not as exquisite as this. Even if the pearl is covered with dust, it is still a pearl."

Qi Dacong finally saw that the Zhang family was really rich.

No wonder everyone wants to be the boss. He wouldn't even dream of doing so.

"It really opened my eyes and broadened my horizons."

"That's it."

Qi Qige put her arm around her uncle's shoulder, and the two of them chatted endlessly, just like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

Zhang Xiaoguan: . . . .

These two people need to improve their cultural studies, they don't know how to brag anymore.

At this point, the two of them became excited.

They just read Dream of the Red Chamber and found the stories in it very interesting.

So I was sandwiched in the middle. Looking at the two hands on my shoulders, I wanted to sigh even more. It came again.

Qi Qige: "Look at the place where my brother lives. It's much better than my palace. I am not worthy of it. I still want to support my brother."

As he said this, he took out a black handkerchief and shook it in the official's face.

Petty Officer: . . . .

There is no desire in life!!!

Qi Dacong: "My nephew has a palace, he is a noble man after all, unlike my uncle who comes from a poor family, has no knowledge, no culture, only knows how to eat pancakes and chew green onions, he is vulgar."

Zhang Xiaoguan: . . . .

Please stop making trouble.

Qi Qige didn't care. His desire to perform came up and no one could stop him.

"Look, I just said a few more words, but I rolled my eyes. I guess I've already gotten tired of you. After all, I think you have someone else in your heart and can't make room for me anymore. I just said a few words, but you acted like that. I'm really sad."

张小官松了松拳头，要不要打一顿，反正两个人都抗揍，打是亲骂是爱，爱到深处用脚踹。

Qi Dacong used to be a civil servant, so he knows how to read people's faces. Okay, no more teasing. If you tease me again, I will hit you, and my brother's hitting hurts.

But Qiqige didn’t think so. He thought it was fun because he was the older brother.

"If you think your brother is boring, then just leave. After all, you can't compare to other brothers. The brothers outside are more interesting, right?"

After saying this, she kept looking at the young official, waiting for his response, and her black handkerchief was almost torn into pieces.

Qi Dacong couldn't help but interrupt. This was a habit. "Brother, don't be sad. Uncle will take you away."

The small official could no longer bear it and kicked each of the two men, but unfortunately their legs were not long enough. The two men laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward. Their legs were longer than the small official's, and they were taller than him.

Slightly, slightly, slightly...

What Qi Qige didn’t see was that when his uncle took a step back, he was punched by the petty official.

It finally stopped.