Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"So, no wonder you don't like Jiumen and don't want me to go to the ground."

"Why not change your career? I'll make sure you make money."

Wang Yueban spoke with great confidence.

"Xiao Zhang, you can follow me in the future. You won't have to work in the fields. You can earn money cleanly and earn a lot. You can eat well and live a peaceful life."

"Xiao Zhang, hahahahaha."

When Hei Xia Zi heard this, he was overjoyed. Xiao Zhang and Lao Zhang were almost the same.

Zhang Qiling looked at the two of them speechlessly, each of them was a little confused.

But the food is good, that's fine. If Wang Yueban cooks for him, he thinks he can change his career.

"So how do you calculate the money, Fatty?"

"It's fine if Xiao Yuchen calls me Fatty, he's just a child, blind man, you're an adult, don't be so childish."

He pushed the black bear's head away.

“You won’t lose any money. When I treat them, you assist. The money for the people you treat will all belong to you.

Xiao Zhang deals with old antiques. You are good at this. Your family is professional.

As for me, I sell it to foreigners. This is called Chinese people not cheating Chinese people.

All the money from the sales will be yours and I will save it for you. You can eat and drink as you please. Don't worry, follow me, Wang Yueban, and you will have plenty of food and drink.

Everything tastes delicious. "

Zhang Qiling looked around and finally agreed. It was not impossible.

Hei Xia Zi knew how much money Wang Yueban's small clinic made, and it was safe and he didn't have to worry about the balance because Pang Pang was smart. He paid first and received treatment later, and any excess was refunded and any shortfall was supplemented.

done.

Just think of it as early retirement.

"Okay, Fatty, the blind man must be proactive."

Wang Yueban always felt that the blind man spoke strangely every time. The words were obviously normal, but why were they so indescribable when they came out of his mouth?

It’s hard to describe Zhang Qiling either, so it’s really not his fault that he beat a blind man.

Several people lived a life of keeping fat in retirement.

The farm at the foot of the mountain is sparsely populated. Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi are very comfortable. There are many fruit trees, vegetables and fish farms on the farm.

Dumb has been fond of fishing recently and often fishes without moving.

When no fish was caught, the tabby cat grabbed a fish with one claw and threw it in front of Zhang Qiling.

"Meow."

Eat, Twolegs.

Zhang Qiling: ...

You are insulting me by not even looking at the fish and continuing to fish.

The tabby cat was also angry, and started eating the fish raw in front of the two-legged beast to put on a show for him.

Can't hunt and is picky about food, huh.

The blind man was grinning so hard that his teeth were not visible. Zhang Qiling, who could no longer bear it, put down his fishing rod and started to fight with the blind man.

The farm was big, and they fought very vigorously.

They just felt a little guilty about the destroyed vegetables, so after the fight they started to clean them up quietly.

Otherwise, Pangpang will be angry.

When Wang Yueban came back, he saw several bald patches in the yard.

"Brothers, you guys really save me money."

As they said this, one looked up to the sky, the other looked up to the earth, and the other refused to admit it even if they were beaten to death.

At this time, the two of them were very united.

After dinner, they were taken to a large bathroom with two bathtubs that were still steaming.

"Go in, do you need me to urge you?"

"What is this, Fatty? Are you going to boil me and the mute?"

Wang Yueban slapped him.

"Come in, these are all good medicines for your health, and I'll let you work.

I will always take good care of your health first.

Since you don't want to take medicine and affect your appetite, taking a medicinal bath is the best choice."

When Zhang Qiling heard that he had to take medicine, he immediately took off his clothes and sat down quietly.

It looks like I am very obedient, but the blind man is not.

Black Bear: . . . . .

Dumb, you stabbed me in the back, but I was the one who asked the question and the credit is yours, you are really a mean person.

"The blind man will go immediately."

Seeing Fatty's unfriendly look, the blind man was very tactful.

How could he not know whether Pangpang is good or not?

He took off all his clothes and went in with a plop.

Wang Yueban wiped the water off her face and prepared to add some ingredients to the blind man.

It's not necessary to take off all the clothes. Didn't you see that Xiao Zhang was just wearing shorts?

"Come out by yourself in an hour."

Hei Xia Zi watched Pang Pang leave and splashed water on Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

When the blind man wasn't paying attention, she squeezed him until he fainted and pushed him against the edge of the bathtub.

Finally it's quiet. The blind man was too noisy. He is so smart.

From now on, if the blind man makes a noise, just pinch him unconscious. You may not be able to win with an argument, but you can win with a fight.

When Hei Xia Zi woke up, he silently retreated and stayed away from the Dumb. The Dumb was so mean and had no moral principles.

Regarding Hei Xia Zi's reaction, Zhang Qiling felt that his approach was correct.

Hei Xiazi's hair stood on end, wondering which evil citizen was trying to harm him.

The two of them have been pickled in this way for more than half a year. Wherever they walk, there is the aroma of walking Chinese medicine, and the black bears have their own insect repellent effect.

However, looking at their visibly plump and healthy appearance, Wang Yueban was very satisfied, feeling like a grandmother taking care of her grandchildren. You couldn't make them fat, but I did, and I am proud of it.

Why eat instant noodles? It’s not nutritious.

Zhang Qiling fell into deep thought at his chubby self, and started practicing his skills while grabbing Hei Xia Zi. He didn't have to get off the ground, but he had to practice his skills.

The blind man wanted to cry when he saw the dumb man's fists and palm techniques. You've gained weight, isn't that good? I'm innocent, blind man, and I don't want to lose weight.

We are not going to the cemetery, so we get fat if we are fat.

Hei Xiazi's words are still useful. Besides, we fat guys like them.

Very good, the mute was coaxed into silence with just one sentence, that is, Hei Xia Zi, what a young man's heart.

After doing nothing for so long, Wang Yue half-pulled the counterfeiting tools and gave them to Xiao Zhang.

"Go ahead. When you're well again, work hard. I've also got your ID card ready."

Zhang Qiling was not averse to the job, he looked at his ID card.

"White officer."

"Yes, you should take your mother's last name, which means your mother's treasure. You are Bai Ma's great treasure, so you must love yourself well."

Zhang Qiling nodded.

Black Blind Man took one look and said, "This is the standard one. What about the blind one, Fatty?"

"Here you go, see for yourself."

When Hei Xia Zi took it and looked at it, his face turned black.

Zhang Qiling took a quick glance and almost couldn't hold back his laughter, so he turned his face away.

"Qiglong Dongqiang, is that a name? Fatty, you are bad, you bully a blind man."

Wang Yueban took out his bank card and asked, "Is that enough?"

"Enough, enough, enough. A blind man knows that Fatty is the best."

Hei Xia Zi is a restless person who often sneaks out to play. Blind Man and Fatty are helpless about the Dumb Man who has no intention of revenge at all.

Wang Yueban has prepared the poison, that’s it.

But Pang Pang, who was still angry, kept reporting Jiumen. He could make money and vent his anger, so Xiao Zhang, who did nothing, also had a considerable bank card.

Unlike the blind man who works in Fatty's clinic to earn money.

Looking at the increasing money, Hei Xiazi is still very satisfied and it doesn't matter if he doesn't go to the fields.

He likes to save lives and heal the wounded, as long as he is paid first.

The mute sometimes envies the blind man for playing around, but he is reserved and just stares at the blind man. The blind man understands immediately and asks the mute to change his appearance and take him around to play. Don’t be too happy.

The blind, speechless and dumb guy has too much idol baggage. When he plays Zhang Qiling, he is aloof and cold and ignores people. When he is in disguise, he is a clear-headed college student who doesn't care about his shame at all.

They even went to the store hoping that Pang Pang could recognize the mute, but he was recognized at the first sight.

No matter what the dumb looks like, Fatty can recognize him at a glance, and everyone can see the dumb's happy mood.

Later, the mute had a lot of fun on his own, and all the men, old and young, performed in front of Fatty.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Every time he was recognized, he would ask Pangpang how he could be recognized. He was so good at pretending.

Wang Yueban smiled faintly and said nothing. If someone really cares about you, he would be able to recognize you even if you turned into ashes. He could even taste the saltiness of the ashes and tell if it was you.