Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

[Say it loudly, is it sweet? This chapter will give readers some sweetness, so that they don’t torture themselves while writing. The author is not very willing to write about Ya Xia, not because he doesn’t like her, but because he likes her too much. Because the underlying tone of Ya Xia is tragic, the author can only try to change it and make it sweeter. ]

The days with hunched shoulders were very comfortable. Since he was free from worries, he felt relaxed and healthy.

Ultimate also despises him, and he also despises Ultimate. The Zhang family has been guarding such a thing for thousands of years. It is really a piece of shit.

When I got home, I saw that all the Zhang family members had become visibly rounder.

This Zhangjia Kindergarten has less than 10 children but hundreds of teachers, which is really enough.

It’s infuriating just to see a bunch of them not laying eggs.

And there are a bunch of people outside. If the former clan leader was a female, or Hei Xia Zi was a female, they might be able to give birth to grandchildren. But they show off disgustingly every day, and it's disgusting to see them.

Zhang Haike hid in the corner silently and said, "Don't look at me, it's useless. My wife is dead and I'm a widow. I am loyal to my wife and will never betray her."

He even has a photo of his wife, so he is not single.

The other Xiao Zhangs only look at the sky and the earth and don't even look at the clan leader. They think being single is great. One Xiao Zhang has developed a new skill and he is now the chef of New Oriental.

Now he is the chef of Zhang family.

Just look at Zhang Jiatong’s round face and you will know that the food is very good.

The comfortable days in the past few years have allowed them to relax a lot, but there will be no shortage of trainers.

After all, having combat power and not using it is different from having no combat power at all.

Sometimes the little official would secretly bring the blind man back to play, and the blind man found his sneaky behavior funny.

The dumb man has a strong sense of stealing.

In fact, many Xiao Zhangs are quite curious about this former clan leader.

They were playing Truth or Dare, and maybe the blind man had bad luck, so he lost every time. So Zhang Haike asked him to choose Truth or Dare, because when playing Truth or Dare, this guy would kiss shamelessly.

Kissing is a very private matter, we should go back to the room.

So Zhang Haike is forbidden.

Look at Xiaoguan again, he is such a loser.

The young official looked puzzled. What's wrong? Honestly, what are you talking about?

He looked at the blind man. As for Zhang Haike, oh, that's the man.

Zhang Haike: . . . .

"Tell me about my embarrassing experience."

Speaking of this, Zhang Haike sighed. He knew nothing and could only learn about the life of a small official from Hei Xia Zi.

That must be a lively little official.

Hei Xia Zi sat up straight, put his hands on the dumb's shoulders, and began to reveal some information with his chubby face.

But before that, he held out his phone and said, "Uncle, pay first."

Other Xiao Zhangs also took out their mobile phones and paid Hei Xia Zi.

Hei Xiazi is extremely beautiful. Hei Xiazi is not short of money. He just likes to collect money and give it a warm home.

At this time, the official took out his cell phone and handed it to the blind man, "Two copies."

The black bear was very happy and kissed the dumb.

Zhang Haike: . . . .

Xiao Zhang: .

Two is two, they are not short of money.

"You can talk now."

Zhang Haike glared at the young official in annoyance, with his elbows sticking out, which was a standard trait among married men in the Zhang family.

The official said he didn’t see it, and that blind people are more attractive.

After putting away his phone, Hei Xia Zi was in a good mood and said, "Of course."

"One day the blind man got drunk, and the mute carried him back home. He changed his clothes and wanted him to be the Snail Girl. But he tore the blind man's clothes with his excessive strength.

He secretly went and bought a new one for the blind man.

Who is a blind man? As soon as he put on the clothes, he felt something was wrong. These are not blind clothes. He even forgot to tear off the mute label. "

It's funny to think about that, especially when his torn clothes were put by the mute in his own room together with his clothes.

Hoodies are a mute's favorite.

So, in fact, a mute is just a repressed person.

The other Xiao Zhangs heard this and said they had learned their lesson and would tear off the tag when they encounter such a situation next time.

Zhang Haike felt so full that he could not hold back and silently took out the photo on his chest. It didn’t matter because he had a wife.

Xiao Zhang: I’m sorry, they are single and have nothing.

After that, the blind man took the mute away. Looking at the colorful Zhang family, the black blind man suspected that they had gone too far and it had turned into a kindergarten.

"Dumb, that flower is pretty."

The official took a look and thought it seemed to be the case. "Yeah."

People can be seen basking in the sun everywhere in Zhang's house, so the official decided to take the blind man back with him.

After returning to the yard, Xiaoguan went to the cafeteria to get his meal. The food there was delicious. It had mutated and evolved.

Don’t be fooled by the fact that the mute’s ears turn red every time he is kissed by the blind man outside. This guy will become a chameleon when he returns to his room.

Hei Xia Zi always felt that the mute had bad intentions.

Xiaoguan: How could that be? He is a good boy.

Just as he was about to say something, the mute's face suddenly enlarged, "You scared me, mute, what are you doing?"

Until I felt something soft on my lips. It was over. I didn’t need to eat dinner today.

This mute is just a repressed person.

Fortunately, the Zhang family values ​​privacy and will not visit anyone casually.

Looking at the sleeping blind man, the official thought of the past.

Before each divine gift, he would instinctively find a safe place to hide.

He both wanted the blind man to find him and wanted the blind man to forget him. He shouldn't be like this. It was too painful.

For the Zhang family, being alive is good enough, nothing else matters. They hope that the blind man is alive and has a new life. Chasing someone is too painful.

It was as painful as every time he chased his own memories.

But the blind man's eyes are so dark that they can bewitch people. He always has many sudden ideas, which are vivid and lively, and are not from the same world as him. He is so rigid and boring, so why does the blind man like him?

He actually knows how to cook, although he always forgets, but the blind man always teaches him patiently.

Maybe they were afraid that he would starve to death.

The blind man was the one who took the initiative their first time. Before that, he had been aroused to the point of despair by the blind man.

Even though he doesn't understand emotions very well, the blind man is the first person who makes Xiaoguan feel that he is a good person and worth it.

No one had ever made him feel worthy.

He always felt that he was bad and no one wanted him.

So the appearance of the blind man is light.

The blind man said, Mute, you are worthy.

So the blind man who was determined to move forward met the mute man who was like a moth to a flame.

They approached each other again and again, and passed each other again and again. The blind man was sad and upset again and again, which made the small official burst into tears when he recalled it.

Blind man, is it still worth it?

Fortunately, there are "ifs" in this world, and I have not forgotten you. I will never forget you again. If I make you angry again, just break my neck and take me away.

You are the memory that I am madly pursuing, not anyone else, but you.

“Dumb.

Mute, speak up.

Mute, please walk slower.

The dumb and the blind are in pain.

The dumb and the blind can't walk anymore.

Mute, you are not speaking. Are you angry?

Dumb, why are you angry?

Dumb, don't be angry, the blind man is performing a magic trick for you.

Dumb, I'll take you out.

Mute, don't forget the blind man.

Dumb and blind people are not annoying. Blind people don’t shut up. If blind people shut up, what will you do?

. . . . . . "

In my memory, when I lost my memory before, I thought the blind man was noisy and I even wanted to laugh, because the people and memories he was looking for were right beside him.

Seeing the blind man groaning, the young official held him and gave him a massage to relieve the discomfort.

"Blind man, have I ever told you that I have liked you for a long time?"

The blind man felt a lump in his throat, and the pain in his body was gone. "You didn't tell me, now tell me how long is a long time."

"One minute, one month, one year, or several decades."

Have you liked me as long as I have liked you? Love is so fucking full of gains and losses.

The officer shook his head, "Life imprisonment, my love for you is a life sentence."

Hei Xia Zi held his forehead with his hand, it's over, he's finished, the mute is too good at saying sweet words, it's so serious and sensational.

"I don't want a life sentence, I want no time limit."

Life imprisonment sounds so ugly, it's like a blind man going to jail.

"it is good."

The official agreed.

When Ta Jianbao heard that the former clan leader and Hei Xiazi did not come out to eat, he started scolding Xiao Zhang.

"The former clan leader at least had a partner, but where are your partners? Are they dead or not born yet? Work harder and try your best to marry yourself off or marry someone else. It doesn't matter whether the partner is male or female. Feel free to do what you want.

Do you understand? You all should go watch "365 Days of Seeking a Partner". You will always meet someone who likes you. The future of the Zhang family depends on you."

Da Zhang: . . . .

Xiao Zhang: .

I dare not move, not at all. Has the patriarch finished his rant? They have to eat after that. Don't delay their meal. After talking so much, the meal doesn't taste good anymore.