Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Xiao Yueban was wrapped up like a ball, either in Zhang Qilin's arms or in Hei Xiazi's arms.

Fortunately, he left a letter at home, otherwise Zhang Yaozu would be worried when he came back and didn't see anyone.

Even he didn't know where the master was taking them.

During the break, the three of them drank from their bottles and salivated over the roasted chicken and rabbit on the fire.

With a sizzling sound, grease dripped out.

"Dumb, this chicken is not tender, it looks a bit tough."

Zhang Qilin nodded, "Indeed."

It’s not as delicious as the one raised by the blind.

"I think it's delicious. All the meat is delicious."

Wang Yueban felt that the masters were really like little sows in heaven. They lived too well and were very good at bragging. Their lives were really better than 90 percent of the people in the country.

Eating meat every day was something I never dared to think about before. It was never such a luxury even in my dreams. It was good enough to have some meat during the festivals, and then only a little bit.

But when he put it in his mouth, he felt a little dizzy.

It seems a bit firewood. As expected, after too many good days, I’m not used to it.

Eat some sweet potatoes to calm your nerves.

While Zhang Qilin was eating, he would look at Xiao Yueban from time to time. The child finally gained some weight.

Just wait until it grows up.

Hei Xia Zi thought that they were a family of three going on an outing, leaving their old father behind who was working away from home.

It seems a bit too filial.

Zhang Qilin feels that he has been very happy recently. He has old people above him, young children below him, and a blind man to play with him. It’s really great.

Although the old man is not old, the child is not his own, and the blind brother is unreliable most of the time, but Xiaoyue is obedient and sensible, and the father is also kind and amiable.

He never dared to think so before.

Wang Yueban was held in Zhang Qilin's arms like a giant panda. He had never had such a dream. Although his parents were homeless, he met a kind village chief and a kind master.

Nowadays, even your own son cannot eat meat like this.

Maybe because he has been hungry for a long time, he has an obsession with food.

Or it could be said that in this era, there are very few people who are not obsessed with food.

Wang Yueban’s biggest dream was to eat a big chicken drumstick during the Chinese New Year.

Who would want to eat meat every day? If he doesn’t eat vegetables, he will get constipated.

Hei Xia Zi thought that Dumb was like a kangaroo mother. The main reason was that they discovered a tomb chamber behind the mountain, and they were itching to play with it.

Just like a top student does two sets of exams to relax, they dig a grave to relax.

Going into the tomb was like playing for the two of them.

Zhang Yaozu had ruined Xiao Yueban’s bright future of going to college. How could she take the civil service exam in the future as she now had a criminal record.

Wang Yueban: . . . .

This elder's expectations are a bit high. He likes to listen to weird stories. If he really wants to study, he can just graduate from high school and go to college. Grandpa really thinks highly of him.

He can't do it. How can he supervise his future children? He can't do it anyway.

Besides, he would be arrested if he went to college, and then they wouldn’t be able to see him anymore. He didn’t want to be separated from his master and the others.

Let others do such dangerous things as going to college.

He thought he could support his masters by hunting.

Wang Yueban might have been born to be a tomb robber. Under Zhang Qilin's professional explanation, he remembered every word.

Hei Xia Zi was shocked. Why did this child feel sleepy as soon as he went to school?

It's outrageous. You're still picking and choosing knowledge.

Normally he just practices martial arts actively and likes to eat a little. His little apprentice is not only a foodie, but also a money-grubber.

Like a blind man.

The hole was dug very neatly, but it was a little small. However, Hei Xiazi gestured to Xiao Yueban's body and found it was very suitable. Then he was glared at by the mute. The mute told the blind man to dig it, and the mute patted Xiao Yueban on the head and praised him.

Wang Yueban: It’s nice of me, Master.

Black Bear: . . . . .

You still have a master digging a hole, you are going too far.

But I couldn’t beat a small one, and I couldn’t beat a big one, so I could only dig and dig blindly.

After entering the tunnel, Zhang Qilin explained that this could only be used for fun and could not be used as a job, and that one still had to find a proper job in the future.

Wang Yueban: Are there serious and non-serious jobs?

Black Bear: ...

What they were doing was not what decent people would do, so Hei Xia Zi explained that they could only play when they really had no choice but to deal with difficulties.

Zhang Qilin: . . .

Something seems wrong.

This is just a normal tomb of a wealthy businessman. It has mechanisms and spiders. The blood corpse is still very precious, and the rice dumpling leaves will not bring back the corpse.

Basically, you will be fine as long as you avoid the mechanisms.

It’s best not to touch anything in the tomb.

After all, tomb robbers are not welcome after someone dies.

They would definitely smear some poison on the burial objects.

Of course, the most important thing here is people. We must be on guard against them.

People are scarier than machines and poisons. It's basically fine if you don't touch these two.

Zhang Qilin continued Hei Xia Zi's words and added that the snakes, spiders and small animals in the tomb are basically mutated, so they should be avoided if possible. In addition, there is a lot of yin energy in the tomb, so when you go out, get more sun to replenish your energy and don't go to the tomb all year round.

Of course, this does not apply to those with a tough life.

There is also a special kind of fate where this is possible, but it is really not recommended for ordinary people.

Wang Yueban also tried a few mechanisms himself, and then was held by Zhang Qilin to avoid them. This exciting action made Wang Yueban feel fun. At the same time, he also understood his master’s worries. His short legs really couldn’t help, so he had to wait until he grew up.

This activity is still very dangerous.

After all, many people have been robbing tombs for their entire lives, and most of them were killed because of uneven distribution of the spoils with their accomplices, or they were contaminated by poisonous substances in the tomb, or they were trapped by a trap.

If you really encounter blood corpses and corpse turtles, it would be like winning the lottery.

Also, if you encounter strange things in the tomb, leave immediately and don't try to explore them. You may wake up those who are not awake yet.

Many tomb robbers died because of greed.

Hei Xia Zi was a little itchy, but he was an elder and had to set a good example. The main reason was that Zhang Yaozu had given him too much, and he was black, rich, and blind, so he didn't care about these things.

So they actually strolled around in the tomb and then came out, just like a real estate company visiting a model house, and Hei Xia Zi even said that they were poor.

Wang Yueban: . . . .

When going out, Zhang Qilin asked the blind man to seal the entrance of the cave and burn paper money, which offended him.

Tomb owner: ……

What a bunch of lunatics. Any adult who brings their children to visit a tomb is simply insane. This is just sheer courage and skill.

Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi had their fill and went back. After all, the meat of animals in the mountains was not fat, and the ones raised by Hei Xiazi himself were more delicious.

Hei Xia Zi loved beef and mutton, so on the way back, he slaughtered a sheep and barbecued it in the Jiangnan Garden on the mountain. After all, the smell at the foot of the mountain was too delicious, and there was a formation here that others didn't know about.

Wang Yueban followed Hei Xia Zi to learn how to roast lamb. The two of them got along very well. Zhang Qilin took a bath and washed little Yueban in the yard. The child became smelly.

The blind man smelled his own scent, let the mute watch him, and went to take a shower.

When Zhang Yaozu came back, he was very satisfied and the child was very well behaved.