Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhang Haike is also a person who is afraid of chaos in the world. He likes the current Zhang family.

So, the task of buying clothes was left to Zhang Haixing, because she was the most noisy and loved to wander around.

If you have money and want to buy something that is inconvenient to buy, you can go to Guangxi next door to buy it. The clothes in Vietnam are pretty good, and there are fewer restrictions than here.

Military uniforms, work clothes, national costumes, and most importantly, a lot of vests and shorts.

Xiao Zhang and the others were all silenced. The Zhang family's uniform was quite nice looking.

They are mainly black and gray, or navy blue, resistant to dirt, easy to hide, slim-fitting, and easy to fight.

So everyone retreated to Xiao Zhang.

Zhang Haixing began to show a dangerous expression.

"Whoever doesn't choose, I'll date him or her."

Very good. This made everyone silent. Let them make their choice. They didn't want to be the fish in Zhang Haixing's fish pond. This guy couldn't even tell whether he liked men or women. So he shouldn't come and harm them.

"What about the clan leader?"

There is always the fearless Xiao Zhang who makes shocking remarks.

Zhang Qiling: ...

Don't bring me along with you in your activities. I've already remembered you. I'll have a sparring match with you later and let you know that the dignity of the patriarch is inviolable.

Xiao Zhang, who was hiding, was still secretly rejoicing. Fortunately, he hid quickly and the patriarch should not have seen him.

Zhang Haixing crossed her arms and said confidently.

"The same goes for the clan leader."

She didn't let any of them go. After all, the clan leader was still very good-looking. If it weren't for her brother's strict defense, she would have taken action long ago. She had the final say on whether the melon was sweet or not.

As for being beaten, being beaten by the clan leader was the retribution she deserved.

What's there to say if you're not as skilled as others?

Zhang Qiling's scalp tingled, and he quickly picked up his shorts and vest shirt amid Xiao Zhang's urging. That should be all right.

Don't look at me anymore.

Zhang Haixing looked away with regret.

"next."

So the black bear who came back from a walk also followed the crowd and took a pair of shorts, vest and shirt.

It’s hot in Guangxi.

As for why I made this choice, the advantage of following the Zhang family is obvious: there are no mosquitoes or bugs, it’s comfortable, and I can wear shorts freely.

At night, looking at Sister Lan wearing big shorts and a vest and shirt, it was lucky that no one spit out anger.

"Sister Lan, you are in such a good mood."

"Why, you guys can wear it but I can't? If you guys wear it, I'll look so out of place if I don't."

Well, now Xiao Zhang’s fairy filter is shattered into pieces.

Shen Xinglan still liked this dress very much. It was free and comfortable. She had been pretending to be in the world of immortals for a hundred years, but finally she stopped pretending.

I had gotten used to pretending that way before, and I couldn't change it all of a sudden.

Otherwise, you will seem like a country bumpkin.

She is not a small official without the burden of being an idol. She can't be so free among the fairies.

In the square, the sun sets and a group of cats watch the sunset.

Wherever the sunset is, your head will go there.

It looks particularly neat and uniform.

Even the least used Black Bear got in sync.

It looks especially like a sunflower field.

Zhang Haixinxing, who was passing by, was wearing a cheongsam, looking cool and noble. She walked in front of them and left a sentence.

"Singles should bask in the sun to look like an old man. More sun basking is good for health."

After saying that, she walked away with her waist twisted.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

He breathed a sigh of relief and was glad that they left. He was really afraid of Zhang Haike's sister. She was too scary.

Even more terrifying than Zhang Haike.

Xiao Zhangs: . . . . .

As long as you don't look down on us, the smell of old people is quite safe.

They decided to marinate it.

Black Bear: . . . . .

I dare not say anything. Zhang Haixing really dares to do it. This guy is even crazier than him.

Shen Xinglan: . . . .

First, she doesn’t like it. Second, she can’t beat him. Third, she still can’t beat him.

It turns out that force is the best way to protect one's innocence.

Didn't you see that Zhang Haixing didn't dare to show off in front of the elders?

Zhang Longban and Zhang Longsheng have always been inseparable. If you are not afraid of death, you can go up. Anyway, the Zhang family's ancient building is right next to them and the clan leader is also there, so it will be easy to go in.

Zhang Haixing: . . . .

She likes beauties, not seeking death. The elders can tell at a glance that they are a couple. She is not interested in couples, nor does she dare to be interested. She still has her moral integrity.

In this way, Xiao Zhang and his friends almost became as wild as monkeys.

Recently, the black bear has set its sights on the squirrels in the mountains.

He is a bad guy who specializes in stealing squirrels' stocks.

Hei Xia Zi is not good at anything else, but he is the best at making trouble. He also leads Xiao Guan and Xiao Zhang to play mischief together.

As the seasons change, the yellow leaves herald the arrival of autumn.

The mountains are also very beautiful.

Some people picked mushrooms, some picked wild fruits, some went hunting, and the entire Zhang family was busy.

This is the joy of harvest.

In autumn, everyone has changed into long clothes and long pants.

"Heiye, where is that little squirrel? Are there really so many hazelnuts and pine nuts?"

Xiao Zhang doubted whether Hei Ye could be trusted.

Zhang Qiling expressed doubt.

Hey, do you eat as much salt as a blind man? Questioning the blind man.

"Don't worry, Mr. Hei doesn't lie."

Sure enough, following the route of the black bear, they discovered wild hazelnuts and pine cones.

As soon as they entered the woods, they saw the shadows of squirrels. They moved quickly among the branches and looked at them from time to time.

Weirdly cute.

Unfortunately, they don’t know that people are here to steal their homes.

Otherwise, the curse might be very dirty.

The mountains are sparsely populated, so only the Zhang family is not afraid. They are skilled and brave. The black bear is afraid of insects, even if there are too many of them. But with so many Xiao Zhangs and the mute around, he didn't see any insects.

This Zhang brand of insecticide is just different.

Safe and efficient, with no side effects.

Looking at so many people, the squirrels, who had rarely seen people, some brave ones, squeaked at them non-stop, and no one knew what they were saying.

Big round eyes and a tilted head.

Zhang Qiling was very satisfied. He wanted to play with the little squirrel, but he wondered if the little squirrel agreed.

Xiao Zhang and the others looked at each other, took out their axes with a wicked smile, and based on the traces of the little squirrel, they quickly found the tree trunk where they had hidden their things.

squirrel:.......

Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

Well, the curses were pretty dirty and he even jumped up and down.

Unfortunately, he couldn't stop Xiao Zhang's actions. After a few swings of the axe, a rattling sound came out from the gap, and Hei Xia Zi immediately took a sack to catch it.

At first glance, they were just pine nuts and hazelnuts hidden by the little squirrel.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

I can't be friends with the little squirrel if you guys act like this, it's too immoral.

Xiao Zhang smiled happily.

"Chief, look, there are so many pine nuts and hazelnuts."

Zhang Qiling’s eyes were filled with condemnation, but the Little Zhangs pretended not to see it.

"Mute, look, these are all new products this year. They are so fresh."

However, when I turned around, I realized that you, the mute, were swearing so rudely.

Fortunately, it is squirrels' instinct to hoard supplies. They will hoard dozens of times more than their normal amount and hide the supplies in various places, just like a cunning rabbit with three burrows.

As long as Xiao Zhang and the blind man don't catch all the little squirrels, he can still be friends with the little squirrels.

He didn't take it.

"Don't worry, dumb man. If there are too many squirrels, it would be a waste if they can't be eaten. It's no problem to feed a few more of us. Blind man is being thrifty, right, Xiao Zhang?"

"Yes, Master Hei is right. Don't worry, Chief. We won't drain them out, nor will we starve them to death."

Zhang Qiling couldn't take back his Erkang hand. He wanted Zhang Haixing's mouth so much that he would scold everyone he saw.

You are so immoral.