Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhang Haiyue discovered that the clan leader liked to listen to gossip.

Every time he is in a group of grandpas and aunts, he just won’t leave until others are about to leave.

This is still a stuffy one.

Of course, except at mealtimes, the patriarch would run back no matter how far away he was.

Chive and egg dumplings, braised fish, cured meat in one pot, braised pork trotters, chicken stewed with mushrooms, stewed eggs, and stir-fried vegetables with mushrooms. Both of them were very satisfied with the meal.

After-meal fruit cucumber.

It’s really better to live in the village. Every household is far away from each other, so you can eat with peace of mind.

If it were in the city, it wouldn’t matter, they would still eat like this.

Zhang Haiyue has plenty of solutions, they can go out to eat.

So when Zhang Qilin remembered to guard the door, he was still reluctant.

There is nothing delicious inside, so I give it a bad review.

If it weren't for the restrictions on ingredients, Zhang Haiyue could have performed even better.

Only in these years can they still eat bear paws and venison. Otherwise they will be arrested.

However, Zhang Qilin still likes to eat chicken, duck, rabbit and pig. He doesn’t like the fishy smell of other foods, and they are not tender enough.

There are many rabbits on the mountain, and everyone raises them by default.

They got a letter of introduction from the village chief and said they would go back to their hometown to see if there was anyone there. If there was, they would not come back.

The main reason is that more than ten years have passed and they have not changed, so they need to change their identities.

This is all managed by Zhang Haiyue. Zhang Qilin likes to be a hands-off boss.

As long as his food is not deducted, it will be fine.

But as he walked, he found that the route was wrong.

"Aren't we going to Changbai Mountain?"

"Clan leader, let's go to the Zhang family's ancient building and carry the body of the former clan leader. Although the rules are dead, people are alive, right?"

Zhang Qilin was at a loss. What did this matter?

Zhang Haiyue continued.

"It is the head of the Zhang family who is to guard the bronze gate. We are right. It is the head of the Zhang family who is to guard the bronze gate."

What does it matter whether you are dead or alive? You don’t want to do it anyway.

"If that doesn't work, Chief, you go back in, and I'll come back to take over from you in 10 years. We'll hand over the baton."

Zhang Qilin thought it was okay. What Zhang Haiyue said made a lot of sense. The deceased head of the Zhang family was still the head of the Zhang family, there was nothing wrong with that.

So Zhang Qilin, with his own plans in mind, happily folded Zhang Ruitong's body and took it away.

It was so easy for him to build the Zhang Family Ancient Tower by himself!

They quickly shuttled through the mountains and forests, and Zhang Haiyue chased after them. She suspected that the tribe leader was a psycho, otherwise how could he be so fast.

It's like releasing small animals into the forest.

Did he want to get off work, or did he want to verify whether the former patriarch behind him could guard the bronze door on their behalf.

Zhang Haiyue hopes it is possible.

This way she doesn't have to go in.

Although she didn't mind, she felt she would suffer from Alzheimer's disease after sleeping in there for ten years.

No wonder the patriarch comes out looking stupid.

It's amazing to be able to survive without eating or drinking. This ultimate monster is very interesting.

The food they ate along the way were all the collections in Zhang Haiyue’s space, as well as things given by everyone in the village.

Their food is absolutely perfect.

Zhang Qilin likes to eat meat, and Zhang Haiyue likes it even more. They can't survive a meal without meat.

As for why the patriarch carried the corpse of the former patriarch on his back, it was mainly because Zhang Qilin was afraid of the smell.

He likes to eat clean.

Zhang Ruitong: . . . .

I am not clean!!!! I am dead and I am still not clean!!

This time, Zhang Qilin felt very familiar looking at the Changbai Snow Mountain. He came to the bronze gate.

The two members of the Zhang family have always been decisive and efficient. Zhang Haiyue felt that the clan leader was much more excited than her, although the clan leader did not say anything.

But the patriarch's long legs spoke.

Only when she was hungry during meals, the patriarch would be very obedient and find a good seat in front to wait for her. He was just like other sons who would look for their mothers when they were hungry.

Zhang Haiyue was still very relieved, at least she knew how to eat.

When they arrived in front of the bronze door, Zhang Haiyue jumped onto the three-meter high platform and put the ghost seal inside.

The door slowly opened, green mist began to spread, and Zhang Qilin went in carrying the former patriarch on his back.

He turned around and looked at Zhang Haiyue.

"Don't worry, I'll wait for you. Come out quickly and tell me if it works or not."

To be honest, Zhang Haiyue was not sure. These were just guesses she saw on the Internet.

But half an hour later, the door opened.

The patriarch came out.

Zhang Qilin looked at Zhang Haiyue and suddenly hugged her.

"It's done."

Zhang Qilin nodded, his eyes full of joy.

He was also surprised.

That way, they don't have to guard the door anymore.

To celebrate they quickly went down the mountain for a big meal.

In a state-owned restaurant, I saw two good-looking men and women eating heartily. They really can eat.

The food portions at this time are quite sufficient.

Zhang Haiyue and Zhang Qilin were very satisfied.

They stayed in a guest house, took a shower, and then discussed where to go.

The tribe leader had a White Rabbit milk candy in his mouth. He was staring at the other candies, but he hadn't finished them yet. He wanted to wait a while because he was afraid that the flavors would mix and he wouldn't be able to tell which one was the most delicious.

"We can't go to Beijing, we can't go to Changsha, we can't go to Guangxi, we can't go to Hangzhou, so let's go to Suzhou."

Zhang Haiyue analyzed the places that should not be visited, and Zhang Qilin just nodded.

Anyway, he didn't know what to do now, so he just did whatever Haiyue said.

So no matter what Zhang Haiyue said, he just said "hmm hmm".

He was more concerned about whether the wine-filled candy contained wine and whether it tasted good.

Zhang Haiyue: . . . .

It seems like the child is too obedient and not very happy.

"Okay, that's settled. You go to sleep and we'll leave tomorrow."

Zhang Qilin closed the door immediately after seeing Zhang Haiyue leave. After trying the candies one by one, he started to eat them together.

The result was eye-catching and the mixture was delicious.

It tastes different.

He plans to suggest Zhang Haiyue to eat this way tomorrow.

The next day, Zhang Haiyue held the sleeper ticket in one hand and Zhang Qilin in the other, and they squeezed their way into the carriage.

As soon as he sat down, Zhang Haiyue was stuffed with two candies.

“It tastes better when eaten together.”

Looking at the clear eyes opposite, just give it a try. This is the filial piety of a good son.

To be honest, it felt pretty good when I put the two candies in my mouth.

This time, the people from the machinery factory invited them to be senior engineers because Zhang Qilin had once solved technical problems for a factory.

Therefore, both of them have high salaries and do not have to worry about not having enough to eat. These two guys can eat out every day or buy vegetables and cook them themselves. Plus, with the space, they will definitely not lose out.

Normally, just drink some tea and solve problems when they arise.

Of course, it would be even better if you could take on an apprentice.

The director of the machinery factory was so happy that he finally managed to invite the big Buddha.

The houses are all arranged as separate detached small courtyards.

There are people in the factory who have opinions, but they definitely don’t have Zhang Qilin’s ability.

Many people want to become Zhang Gong's apprentice.

Zhang Haiyue works with him as the royal voice substitute.

Every day is also very leisurely.

Their peaceful days are well-organized.

The people next door have started moving, and they are all very happy.