Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Xie Yuchen never thought that his life was red and evil, with brains, skills, and the ability to protect people.

The word "comrade" captivated his mind, and he was determined to devote his life to the country until his death.

When I go home to visit my parents, I always drive a Hongqi car.

There are also elders behind me.

Although he couldn't be with them forever, he did everything he could.

Except when he is growing taller, Xie Yuchen is chubby all the time. He looks very kind and non-aggressive, but when he doesn't smile, you know something serious is going to happen.

Zhang Qilin was included in the national collection and mainly helped out at the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, where they were placed wherever there was an insect plague.

That's right, Zhang Qilin's feces and urine were collected by the Academy of Agricultural Sciences and made into a special insect repellent.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

His shit is free.

He had seen people donating blood, but he had never seen people donating things from the toilet.

He was greatly shocked.

The black blind cat breed is actually a throwback to its ancestral species to some extent, and not everyone can do it.

As long as you can withstand the nuclear radiation, you will live a long life. Of course, if you can't, you will become a mutant species.

Also has access to national directories.

As for the Zhang family's nuclear radiation variety, well, the country means that they cannot go to the fields.

Unless it is legal, such as joining an archaeological team or joining the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.

After all, there are not enough toilets for Zhang Qilin alone, and the output is too low.

In the north, there are specific people who deliver his special items back to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences by express delivery.

Blackback Laoliu: ...

Poor child, he has no freedom to poop, and he has to use a urinal to catch his pee, and he can’t pee far away.

A few years later, they didn't know what they had researched, but they were finally given the right to go to the toilet freely.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

You are going too far.

Of course this is subsidized.

The black bear wants to earn this money, but people don’t want it because the black bear does not meet the requirements. It can be used for farming.

Xiao Zhang and others were also speechless.

The girls in the Zhang family were even more miserable, as they had to offer their menstrual blood as tribute.

. . . . .

The Zhang family has already made a small contribution to the country, but they cannot say it because they haven’t done anything terrible.

The magical species of the Special Management Bureau, people of different races all receive this treatment.

This is the process.

At least they have a legal ID card endorsed by the state.

Of course, this is something for the future.

In 2003, Xie Yuchen continued to be busy.

Blackback Laoliu took Zhang Qilin to visit his mother's hometown.

Although this wasn't his first time there.

Heixiazi was a left-behind child, and every time he distributed money to his employees, it was as if he was asking for his life.

The word "agree" is so difficult to write.

As soon as your name is signed, you get paid. Ahhhhhhh, a blind person can't see the money slipping away.

The blind man is going to die.

The Finance Department looked at President Qi's crazy look and thought that she actually liked him. It was true that one cannot judge a person by his appearance. That dark, twisted and crawling look was really a demon revealing his true colors.

"President Qi signed."

Great, it’s another perfect day for workers.

Close the door, she is going to pay the wages.

Zhang Qilin looked at the tombstone of Bai Ma’s mother, it was snowing again.

"Mom, I'm here to see you."

The falling snowflakes seemed to be Baimade’s response.

Her child is not a stone, but a chubby little lamb. He can laugh, cry and lose his temper.

"Little official, Tashi is fine."

Bai Ma's voice seemed to flash in Zhang Qilin's ears.

Blackback Laoliu was collecting supplies, including Tibetan steamed chicken, which Xiao Qilin liked very much. He bought several hundred chickens, one chicken a day, which would last only for a year. He also bought several steamed pots to take away.

Some are exchanged for supplies, which are more important than money.

Even tsampa, kumis, milk lumps, beef and mutton were collected in large quantities.

The local water and soil nurture the local cattle and horses, and the taste of each one is different.

The old lama looked at the black-backed fish that were like a swarm of locusts passing through a territory, and he could not even close his eyes. Every time he came, it was to purchase goods.

What do you mean the little official misses the old lama? It means he likes his paintings. Every year the old lama has to paint a portrait of Zhang Qilin or Bai Ma, because the little official and the big baby miss their mother. Every background and pose have to be different.

It’s best if the two of you take a photo together.

Old Lama: . . . .

Someone, drag this shameless fat guy out.

I’m old now and I don’t care about my dignity anymore.

Blackback Laoliu felt that he also wanted the prayer wheel in the lama's hand.

"roll."

The old lama's defense was broken, and the young lama sent the people out.

When Blackback Laoliu went to look for Little Qilin, he had already calmed down and was holding a lamb in his arms.

"What!!!"

Blackback Laoliu: . . . . .

He began to understand what the old lama meant.

This seems a bit too much. Why don't you turn around and look at the ewe behind you?

In the end, the lamb was taken away by its mother.

"Sixth Brother, I want to eat roast lamb."

"I think you're right."

So they roasted the sheep in the courtyard of the Lama temple.

Everyone in the Lama Temple looked at them: . . . .

When they went down the mountain, Hei Xia Zi ran away. He felt that the office was a waste of his time, so he decided to wander around the world.

Xie Yuchen: . . . .

Is this SMS notification serious?

But fortunately he trained some people, otherwise he would really be at a loss.

He is working on his career while the elders in the family are doing things.

very nice.

Of course, the remnants of the Wang family and their manpower were also causing trouble, but those who wanted to touch Zhang Qilin in the Northeast had already been taken away for interrogation, and they also smelled a whiff of feudal remnants.

Believe it or not, they report it.

As people from above came and the interrogation deepened, more things surfaced and the country began to crack down on human traffickers and underground businesses.

Once they are caught, they are dragged over to dig holes, which is considered a professional job.

Because of the Wang family’s affairs, the Nine Gates also surfaced.

Maybe because Blackback Laoliu plundered the Nine Gates, their wealth was not as dazzling as in the original book.

Even a little poor.

However, the civil servants who investigated the case were very satisfied. Oh my god, who would have believed that they could get promoted and get a raise so quickly.

Even those who ride a rocket don’t dare to think so, and everyone else thinks they are just lucky.

Wuxie was reported by Heixiazi before he even left the tomb, because there was a reward for reporting.

Fortunately, he was released after being criticized and educated.

Later, the state brought a large army and Xiao Zhang and others in to clear the way for the experts.

Wu Sanxing: . . . .

Da Kui: . . .

plate:....

Only Wuxie, who looked like he had been sucked of his essence by a female ghost, was supported. Uncle in the Hat suspected that they were illegally detaining him and trafficking in drugs.

The other three people had injuries on their bodies and it was obvious that they were not good people.

Wu Erbai couldn't hold back when he received the call, he almost swore to heaven that they would not touch Bai!!!

When the test results came out, they sighed.

But Wuxie is out, so Wu Sansheng and the others can just wait for the sentencing since there is too much evidence.

Wuxie: . . . .

My third uncle went in!!! Well, it’s safe once he’s in.

What? My second uncle is in jail too. It doesn’t matter, I still have grandma.

Wuxie lay ill for two years before he finally regained his strength and went to see his uncle.

Grandma is right, at least I’m not dead.

You can also eat healthily and lead a regular life.