Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"Steal a child, steal a child, steal a child, hahahaha."

Zhang Yecheng fled away quickly, holding his three-year-old child in his arms.

Anyway, this family doesn’t look like a normal family.

He did ask the child for his opinion, and if he didn't answer, it meant he agreed.

"Who are you and where are you taking me?"

The child in the arms looked calmly at the person holding him. The adults in the Zhang family never held him.

They just taught him the cultural knowledge of going to the tomb, and that he was the holy child of the Zhang family.

But he didn't know what the Holy Child was.

There is a big tree in the yard. He climbed up it before and fell a few times when coming down, but he got used to it.

They didn't care about him, as long as he wasn't dead.

His house is in the center.

He could see that the yard outside was not quiet.

Parents would hold their children, so is this person who stole me my father?

"I'm your father, and now I'm here to take you to wander around the world."

Zhang Yecheng's nonsense made the child believe it, and his eyes lit up, saying that he had a father.

They all have the surname Zhang, so it must be my father. Only a father would snatch his own child away.

No one will snatch other people's children.

Zhang Yecheng was even happier to see that the child was so easy to deceive. He only robbed the child because he had no father. It would be a sin to rob a child with parents. He still had some moral integrity.

The child has no father and he needs a son, isn't this a perfect match?

My son is a little thin and needs to gain some weight.

"Son, you are too thin. Daddy will take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks, okay? I will make you fat."

"it is good."

The child nodded.

"Dad, what's my name?"

This did not pose a problem for Zhang Yecheng. He had already made up his mind when he wanted to raise the children. The boy would be named Zhang Tiezhu and the girl would be named Zhang Tianmei.

But he couldn't say it in front of such a pretty face.

"Your nickname is Zhang Xiaoguan, which means your parents' treasure."

He overheard this.

"Your name is Zhang Changqing, which means eternal and evergreen."

Fortunately, he was smart and he came up with a good name.

Anyway, he has been observing this secluded family in the mountains for so many days and found that they are a bit sick. Even the best children would be corrupted by them.

And all of their training content is on the ground.

He didn't understand why a good family would go to the fields, and according to his observation, the Zhang family was not poor.

Having money means working in the fields. Is this the hobby of rich people?

This hobby is really unique.

"Where's my mother? Why didn't she come to pick me up?"

Mother, don’t you like small officials?

Good that's a good question.

But the news may not be good news.

According to the rules of this family, the child's parents are likely to be dead.

He hadn't heard much, but it was enough.

"Your mother is sleeping. She may sleep for a long time. When the time comes, your father will take you to find your mother. You just need to wake her up."

That’s right, why are you sleeping? Get up and have fun.

When the child grows up, he won't need to explain it.

He will understand it himself.

Children actually love to sleep, and the Zhang family basically doesn't pay much attention to them except during classes, which is a kind of indifference.

So Zhang Yecheng felt that the child took after his mother and had a very good temper.

I still have to teach my children more about the ways of the world in the future.

Although they both have the surname Zhang, Zhang Yecheng is much more noble than the Zhang family.

According to their custom, they would discover that the child was missing in two hours.

So he should run faster, because two fists are no match for four hands, and the people in this family are really something.

When the little official was sure that it was his father, he fell asleep peacefully. Children always like to sleep.

Listening to Zhang Yecheng's strong heartbeat, I felt relieved.

Zhang Yecheng, a time traveler, a wild alien, with special abilities of speed, long life, turtle attributes, and a space of 100 square meters.

Calculating the future timeline, he didn't plan to get involved when he thought about the werewolves and ruthless people, so he wanted to steal a child to raise as a child to support him in his old age.

After all, he didn't know how long he could live.

Anyway, it should be very alive.

As for the thirty-six thieves, Wu Gensheng, Quan Xing, and Sanyi Sect, just let them get as far away from the world as possible. It is safer among the crowd. Those people are all cultivation maniacs who don't care about the world of pleasure.

He is different, he is tacky.

He loves money, wealth and life.

In fact, he met many children on the road, but this thing depends on fate. It is hard to say whether there is affinity between them or not.

Just like the child in his arms, he looks like his son at first glance.

After all, the child is so good-looking, which proves that his father is also good-looking.

When Xiaoguan woke up, he was in a carriage. Standing at the door was Uncle Wang, who was hired to leave the north and go to Shanghai.

As for why people from such a long distance would take orders, it’s simply because the money is high.

When the official was sleeping, the carriage was already filled with several thick quilts, a coffee table, a small stove, and some food.

When I woke up, my stomach was rumbling.

"Dad, I'm hungry."

Zhang Yecheng touched the milk jug, which was just warm, and opened the lid to put the milk into the young official's mouth.

"Drink it. It's fresh goat milk cooked with almonds. It's fragrant and sweet, not fishy at all."

Don’t ask why I know this, because Zhang Yecheng drank a pot of it himself.

There are several spare pots in the car.

The little official seemed to have never drunk milk before. When he smelled the milk, he unconsciously grabbed the milk jug and drank it in big gulps.

Finally, he burped.

"Dad, I'm full."

Zhang Yecheng: . . . .

Something seems wrong.

"Is that so? Then you won't be able to eat anything else. It's a pity that your father prepared the big meat buns and meat patties for you."

Zhang Yecheng ate with big mouthfuls.

I smelled the food and touched my stomach. I couldn't eat any more, but it smelled so good.

Uncle Wang also thought it smelled delicious and ate the dry food in his hand as if it were a meat bun.

The employer is generous, but he is reluctant to buy nice things.

He just likes to save money.

The sound of the carriage moving forward in the darkness.

Zhang Yecheng touched the young official's head.

"I still have buns and biscuits. When you finish using the toilet, your stomach will be empty. Daddy will give you some then, okay?"

The official nodded. He saw a big pancake, which he couldn't even finish, and a big meat bun, which was bigger than his face.

By the time the temple was dilapidated, Uncle Wang had already gotten used to making fire.

Zhang Yecheng hugged the little official and peed.

The little guy was embarrassed.

After washing his hands, he heated up the big meat buns and pancakes on the fire, and then he buried his head in the buns and started eating.

Delicious and fragrant.

Zhang Yecheng had just eaten and was not hungry, so he broke off a piece of meat pie and fed it to Xiaoguan, who squinted his eyes, very happy.

He was originally regretting that he couldn't eat the cake.

Now he has eaten it all.

He finished a big meat bun and a piece of cake.

"Are you full?"

"I am full."

Zhang Yecheng gave the remaining meat pie to Uncle Wang. Uncle Wang declined twice but accepted it. “Thank you, sir.”

The official looked at Uncle Wang and said, "Dad, who is he?"

This is Xiaoguan’s first time exploring the new world and meeting new people.

"He is Uncle Wang, the man Dad hired to take us to Shanghai."

"Hello, young master. Thank you for the cake."

"Hello Uncle Wang, you're welcome."