Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"Hello, Teacher Zhang."

"Hello, Teacher Zhang."

Zhang Ning nodded in response to the students who greeted her, mainly because people in the Zhang family are not naturally fond of laughing.

I'm used to having a stern face, and I can't change it.

She always thought she was on the path to a powerful country, but after some relatives came to her house, she realized that this was a world of tomb robbers.

But her mother is also a superhero. She stole two people back from China for her.

Zhang Qilin and Hei Xia Zi, no one knew what their mother had said to them, but these two guys actually went home with her obediently.

Zhang Qilin: I was beaten.

Hei Xia Zi: He has a lot of money and great abilities, so he can protect the blind man. Of course, the most important thing is that neither of them can beat him, because this Zhang family member is too perverted.

As for what her mother is doing, she left her family behind and went back to become a professor at a university in the UAE.

Why the UAE? Simple, because they are extremely rich.

They are real big players who understand technology.

Her mother always takes a private jet from the United Arab Emirates to go home.

She developed in the United States.

This mother-daughter group of time travelers are people who can do great things.

Her mother makes a lot of money in the UAE, and she is paving a new path in the United States for talented people who want to return home.

She showed herself to be a slightly outstanding talent, the kind that wouldn't matter whether she went back or not.

Americans don't pay much attention to her because her mother is a UAE citizen.

So is she.

The main reason is that she doesn't want to return to China at this time, and the tide of the times is not something she can stop.

She can do more for the country outside.

Of course there was another reason. The United States was indeed developed at that time, and she had adapted to it very well. When she returned home, there would not be anyone staring at her if she ate a little more.

She can serve her motherland, but she doesn't want to affect her own life.

She went home after class mainly because she was not used to American food. Only steak and pasta were okay for her, and even then, she wanted them well-done.

She was afraid that it might contain parasites if she wasn't familiar with it.

So, for the sake of her own stomach, she opened a small farm where all the pigs were castrated.

However, since there was no talent in this area in the United States, Zhang Ning did it himself.

Except for a few deaths in the beginning, I became very skilled later on.

The employees at the farm are all afraid of Zhang Ning. Are professors these days so scary?

They all wanted to quit.

Later, Zhang Ning found people from Chinatown, and now the situation was good and both parties were very satisfied.

Zhang Family Farm, or Teacher Zhang’s Farmhouse, is the favorite place for all international students, such as Chinese students.

There are also overseas Chinese.

They all learned to grow their own vegetables after eating so much American food.

Zhang Ning was the first person to castrate pigs.

But it doesn’t matter. Now, the pigs, sheep, chickens, ducks and cows in the farm are managed by Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi.

After all, no one is more professional than them when it comes to bloodletting.

It is horrible to kill a pig without bleeding it.

Anyway, after eating the pork without bleeding once, they even threw away the pot because the horrible smell could not be suppressed by all the seasonings.

They thought that pigs abroad were mutated.

It turns out that Chinese pigs are different from pigs abroad.

Only Chinese pigs are castrated; their chickens and ducks are not bled, which is why they taste so bad.

No wonder Americans can’t eat it. She can’t eat it either.

She would bleed any animal she killed.

This is tradition, no, it is a guarantee of deliciousness.

Zhang Qilin loves to eat chicken, and now he is a professional chicken slaughterer and bloodletter. Hei Xiazi loves to eat cattle and sheep, and he slaughters them all by himself. He is also an anatomy major, so it is an absolute professional match.

Zhang Ning loves to eat braised pork and stewed pig's trotters, and she is a professional at slaughtering pigs.

Since the two of them came, driving to the farm and killing some fresh pigs, sheep, chickens and ducks every day and bringing them back has become their job and pastime.

Zhang Ning’s main job is to go to work, so as long as the two of them don’t run around, it’s fine.

Although they didn't know why they didn't run around, Zhang Ning asked her distant mother, and she smiled sweetly, "You don't want to know."

Zhang Ning: . . . .

That’s right, what mom said is right.

She is a child, don't ask so many questions.

Ever since Zhang Qilin came to the United States, the calling system in his brain seemed to have malfunctioned. This discovery made him squint his eyes.

This is still subject to geographical restrictions.

If he had known this, he would have come out earlier.

Life has been very comfortable recently, even for Hei Xia Zi. The two of them have become An Ning's nephews.

According to their American household registration books, they are Tom and Jerry, which means cat and mouse. They don’t care about these American names, because Hei Xia Zi’s real name is even more outrageous anyway.

The two of them are more accustomed to calling each other nicknames like "dumb and blind".

When Zhang Ning returned home, the braised pork trotters had already been stewed till soft and tasty. Hei Xiazi's cooking skills were really good.

Zhang Qilin is very satisfied with his boiled chicken. He kills the chicken, drains the blood, plucks the feathers, and cuts the chicken quickly.

Fragrant!

Hei Xiazi is also very satisfied with his roasted lamb and lamb rib hotpot, and his cooking skills have not deteriorated.

There were no such conditions before.

Served with stewed chicken with potatoes, blanched lettuce, and tomato and egg soup, they were all very satisfied.

Especially hand-rolled noodles. Although Hei Xia Zi doesn't know how to make it, he can give instructions and the mute can do it. His hands are very strong.

Although they can understand English in the United States, some of them are unwilling to speak it, like the mute, while others are particularly willing to speak it, like the black bear.

Anyway, they had the car given by Zhang Ning, and they often drove to Chinatown, or went hunting, or to the shooting range.

Zhang Qilin became visibly more lively.

Zhang Ning said how could a boy not like guns, she loved shooting guns in the United States.

"How was school?"

Hei Xia Zi asked, Zhang Qilin liked to hear this, this was his blind spot in knowledge.

"It's OK. There are a few good and hardworking people. After my advice, they have learned to be more reserved. This way, they will have no problem returning to China in a few years."

After all, the meat of the buns is not in the folds. Learn it well, keep quiet, and have fun when you get home.

No, she's still there to support them.

After all, they have experience in sending small amounts of money back.

Therefore, Zhang Ning has a good relationship with Xiao Qianqian, and people who are suitable for him can be sent to him through him, which can also save him some trouble.

Some majors require further study.

Zhang Ning’s strategy is to be a little better than others but not too good, even if the United States is very wary of China.

But they don't think that they are just small-time people; they are all people who are pioneering an era.

They arrogantly think that Chinese people are smart but they are not that smart and that they have achieved their intelligence through hard work.

Therefore, in the circle of studying abroad, some people cannot go back in the past few years. After all, the market is not good, and they have no equipment to go back. It is better for them to lay eggs by borrowing chickens, put the eggs in their brains and bring them back, which can also save a lot of money for the country.

The international students were not that hostile towards Zhang Ning. After all, she did not grow up in China and did not eat the country's food. She was also very friendly to them and helped them a lot, so they were very grateful.

However, they can understand those who really stay in the United States as long as they do not return to their motherland.

People go to low places, and water flows to high places.

But it is not okay for these people to spend the country's money and curse the country. They all remember it, and Zhang Ning also remembers it.

Therefore, Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin had a new mission, which was to wander around various universities. Anyway, they had experience studying abroad and could disguise themselves, and Zhang Ning had prepared all the documents for them.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

He said he would take care of me in my old age, but he still orders me to work.

Black Bear: ...

Blind people like such exciting things.

The only school Zhang Ning can reach is the school where she teaches. Information from other schools is delayed, so it is best to have someone you can trust.