Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

The Zhang family is a group of people who rarely have mood swings or want things.

They have been living a repressed life for a long time, and in order to protect the ultimate secret, they are basically in a state of having no desires or demands.

If there are gods in the world, they are demigods, walking on earth who are favored by the gods.

They would do things that are not in line with the Zhang family in order to gain the eyes and attention of the gods, in order to ensure that the gods care about them.

The Zhang Family Ancient Building is the Zhang Family’s own god. It is not illusory but real.

They are now thinking about the election for the next patriarch.

Petty Officer: ……

Then I'll leave. That's impossible. The ancient building is mine.

They have a natural, deep-seated trust in the ancient building.

Just like a mother, everyone wants to be in her arms and be the great son that she brags about.

Therefore, I am even more disgusted with the patriarch. He was a fake holy baby before, and now he is trying to steal the mother. This is even more serious.

There is only one mother, but there are many children.

These grown-up kids are actually hoping that their leader will leave quickly. They have to go guard the bronze gate! Go!

Officer: ...

The tribe members’ maliciousness was exposed for the first time, all for Gulou’s mother.

There is also Da Congming who suggests that everyone should be the clan leader for a day, so that everyone can get closer to Gulou.

Now in the Zhang family's land, except for those who were seriously injured, everyone else is working hard.

All the mechanisms were replaced, the place was cleaned, and everything was wiped.

It feels like a leader coming to inspect.

It also looks like a peacock spreading its tail!

They all put on new clothes themselves!

Only the seriously injured were crying, not because they didn’t want to move, but because they didn’t have the strength.

At this time, they wanted to dig up the Wang family's ancestral tomb. It was really too much and it was hindering their relationship with Gulou.

Wang Family: . . . .

I'm dead, can't you just be quiet?

Let the ashes be scattered around to accumulate merit.

Zhang family: Bah bah bah, get out of here.

The elders have already thought about how to talk about this civil unrest, and everything is made up.

I hope Gu Lou won’t be angry.

When Gu Lou came out, he was holding Xiaoguan in his arms, and he strolled around on his own without notifying the elders.

The Xiao Zhangs who saw this opened their eyes wide, and then a bold one came up.

He didn't even look at the little patriarch who was in his arms, and reverently called him "Lord Gulou". In the eyes of his misunderstood master, he took Gulou's hand and kissed him.

Zhang Gulou: . . . .

Petrified, what are you doing, what are you doing, his heart was making a sharp explosion, but his face was still full of compassion. Now have pity on yourself, he is almost melting.

What should he do? What should he do?

The young official's eyes were as big as bells. He slapped Da Zhang's hands away and kissed him himself.

Young official, what are you doing? Zhang Gulou glared at the Zhang family member, saying that he was corrupting the child. He could only change the subject. They were all Zhang family members, so what could he do?

"Don't do this in the future. Just call me Gu Lou. Where are the injured?"

"Master Gulou, my name is Zhang Ruilin. Please follow me. The injured should come this way."

The smile on Zhang Ruilin's face could not be hidden at all. The other Little Zhangs were so angry that they gnashed their teeth. They said, "Wait until Lord Gulou leaves, we will beat you to death for daring to desecrate Gulou. Ahhhhhhhh."

"Ah, Chief, you are here too. Sorry I didn't see you. You are a mature chief now. You should be walking on your own."

The small official became even angrier. You still know that I am the clan leader? I have only been the clan leader for a few days. I am a mature clan leader. I am a child. I need Gulou to hug me. If you have the guts, hit me.

"No, you are disrespectful to the clan leader. Copy the clan rules 10 times."

Zhang Ruilin gritted his teeth and wrote it down, "Okay, Patriarch."

Little brat, you have to study hard even if you become the clan leader.

Other Xiao Zhangs said, we also want to kiss, we also want this foreign hand-kissing ceremony, and it will be a ritual of the Zhang family from now on.

Being close to Gulou is a sign of piety, but it is not necessary for the clan leader. We are all family and need to keep a distance. It will be disgusting if we get too close.

Zhang Xiaoguan said it was not necessary.

He doesn't need a kiss, he just wants Gu Lou's kiss.

Gulou went around to the injured people and found that they all became full of energy. After taking Gulou's elixir, they couldn't pretend to be weak anymore.

He also left a few boxes of pills for the Zhang family's doctor to distribute to the little Zhangs.

To be honest, the elders and tribesmen who were still concerned would have probably scattered long ago if only the young patriarch was there.

But, it’s Gulou, they are willing to do it.

In fact, everyone was very friendly in this internal and external struggle. It ended quickly and was handled quickly.

The families of those rebels will be treated leniently as long as they have no rebellious intentions, because some of them have no idea at all. Don't try to guess what a traitor is thinking, because you won't understand. If you understand, you'll be doomed.

Anyway, there is no scanning device more powerful than the ancient building.

All he had to do was make sure of their loyalty.

But Gu Lou didn't know it after he left. Those who were scanned were laughing like perverts. They were touched by Gu Lou.

It means that Gu Lou likes them.

As for how it is equal to the above, who knows? The perverts in the Zhang family are all quiet.

Walking across the bluestone slabs, we can see that the Zhang family in Northeast China is as big as a small town. One can imagine that when the Zhang family was prosperous, it had a large population.

"Everything will be fine in the future."

Looking at the half-empty house, when they come back, fall in love and have children, the Zhang family will get back on their feet.

The eldest elder has a wife, children, and grandchildren, so he wouldn't be that perverted.

He asked: "Master Gulou, all the Zhang family members are recalled. What about the archives, the guardians of the meteorite copper and jade, and the guardians of the ancient buildings in various places? Do they need to come back?"

"Come back, let the outside family completely control the military and economy of the Northeast. The Northeast only needs one Zhang family. All resources should be tilted towards the Northeast and shipped back."

"Understood, Master Gulou."

This day finally came. Everyone thought it was the beginning of the Zhang family's decline, but unexpectedly it was the beginning of their prosperity.

"From now on, no bloodletting is allowed for the children of the Zhang family, and the same goes for the adults. The Zhang family's martial arts cannot be neglected, and all firearms must be practiced.

I have placed supplies in the warehouse in the back mountain, you can see for yourself.

Times have changed, and we cannot let the flesh and blood of the Zhang family bear the brunt of the bullets."

"Yes, Master Gulou."

Zhang Xiaoguan just listened to the speeches of Gu Lou and the Great Elder.

It turns out that the Great Elder can speak. He used to think that the adults in the Zhang family could only scare people with their faces.

However, Zhang Haike was an exception. Even though his parents had stern faces, Zhang Haike and his sister Zhang Haixing were smiling. They said everything that the Zhang family’s children said in a whole year. They were too talkative and noisy.

"Gu Lou, I'm hungry."

Gu Lou didn't need to eat, and he almost forgot about the children as he chatted.

"Sorry, little officer, please wait a moment."

"Great Elder, is there anything else?"

"How do we deal with the Zhang family's marriage to outsiders?"

Gu Lou chuckled, "This is easy. Just drink the red potion and bring them in. The Zhang family needs people now, so we just need to be on guard against those with ulterior motives. As long as they come in, I will know if they have ulterior motives, and I will leave it to you to deal with them then."

The Great Elder was also frightened by the number of people sneaking in this time. It would be best if Gu Lou could deal with it.

If you can predict people’s hearts, then you don’t have to be afraid of anything.