Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"Second uncle, second uncle."

The three-year-old kid followed Wuxin with his short legs.

It's hilarious to watch.

Wu Xin had no choice but to pick him up and said, "Let's go, Uncle Er will take you out to play."

Wuxie's eyes are bright and round, worthy of being called puppy eyes.

"You're looking at big dogs and little chickens, right?"

"Yeah."

"Where's Third Uncle?"

"Your third uncle has gone to the army."

"Where are mom and dad?"

"Mom and Dad are in the army too. They are busy. They will come back to pick you up after a few years when they have settled down."

"That's good. Xiaopang said his parents weren't home. Maybe they were arrested."

Wu Xin: . . . .

It's not really the case. Your mother is busy, your father is a civil servant, and the woman in your family works outside and the man works inside.

It is said that having a good-looking face is an advantage. It seems that this tradition of the Wu family has been passed down.

"Your mother is defending the country, and your father is doing the laundry and cooking. Don't they come back to see you every year and call you?"

"It was the mom and dad who came from the voice on the phone. I remember it."

“And there are photos.”

Wu Xie touched the necklace on his chest and said, "Uncle, you look better in person than in the photo."

Wu Xin's mouth twitched. Of course, living things are more beautiful than motionless ones. Although the current photos are in black and white, of course the real people in color are more beautiful.

Besides, my sister-in-law dotes on Xiaoxie, but she is really busy. My eldest brother is a henpecked husband and a love-brained man. He used to not do housework. This time, he likes something different.

I actually still make mistakes because of Wuxie.

Anyway, Wuxin doesn't understand, he is your son, your biological son.

At first glance, he looks so much like Wu Laogou, a good candidate for marrying into the family. He is handsome. My biological mother said that she was attracted by Wu Laogou's face. As for the fact that he is illiterate and has a good tradition of swearing, he has been well trained and his true colors will be revealed when he is anxious.

Speaking of this, the brothers of the Xie family are very powerful. They are good-looking and good at fighting. Although they are civilian positions, they are not weak, especially those who manage logistics. Supplies are difficult to get, but this is their old profession and they also generate income for the army.

They got married and had children, and they lived a happy life.

Anyway, when Jie Jiu sent the letter to Wu Laogou, even an illiterate man could hear the blatant boasting in it.

However, he is also very satisfied with his current life.

Dog park.

Speaking of chickens, Wuxin's mouth twitched. Those were not chicks, they were all hens. The three-year-old hens and roosters fought with the dogs every day.

Zhang Qilin was worried. If it weren't for him protecting it and Brother Xiaoman holding it down, his chicken would have been bitten to death.

The black bear was speechless. Maybe the chicks thought the mute was their mother after they hatched. Wow, there was a group of chickens following the mute up the mountain.

Three years later, many chickens, both male and female, were born.

The guys all said it was better than the ones they raised in the mountains.

Chickens in the mountains: We are self-reliant chickens, how can we be the same as you chickens who have enough food and clothing?

If Brother Xiaoman wasn't smart, he would have taken a bite of the live chicken to taste it as soon as he saw it.

In fact, he really wanted to try, but Zhang Qilin had his fate strangled by the neck.

Brother Xiaoman: . . . .

Never mind, it’s not like we have nothing to eat.

Even when a black bear wanted to eat it, the mute slapped it away. He was really protecting his own calf.

Hei Xia Zi was there crying with a handkerchief in his hand.

"You are such a heartless mute. You had to look for a blind man for food, but now you put down your bowl and don't recognize me."

"I washed the dishes."

"Washing the dishes is enough for you, have you done the laundry?"

"I swept the floor."

"Give the blind man a chicken or not."

"There are some in the back hills."

"I want you to raise me."

"That won't work."

. . . . .

Anyway, this kind of conversation will happen every day when the chicks grow up. Although the blind man cannot eat chickens, he can eat eggs.

For a blind man who is treated perfunctorily, an egg is an egg, it is better than nothing.

The guy is used to this kind of situation.

They are all orphans, and they are already very well raised by the Wu family. They don’t say anything that shouldn’t be said, and don’t ask anything that shouldn’t be asked.

Besides, he likes life here very much.

Erye is also a kind person, but he also hates people who are disloyal. He doesn't want to endure such means. People should be content.

"Second uncle, brother, it's the handsome brother and the black uncle."

Wuxie pointed with her little hand and spoke loudly to Wuxin, fearing that her second uncle couldn't hear her. Xiaopang said that adults are hard of hearing.

Wuxin's mouth corners curled up wildly, hahahahahahaha.

That’s right, it’s the handsome brother and the black uncle.

The black bear came over and pinched Wu'er's innocent little face, making it red. Children's skin is so tender.

"Why is it that the mute is always the handsome brother, and I am the black uncle, you little brat, you really have two different standards."

Wuxie's eyes were red, "Second Uncle, he bullied me."

This poor little thing looks so pitiful, "Come, watch uncle beat him, slap slap slap."

As he said that, he slapped Xiao Xie three times, making her cry every time. This guy with black eyes really can't stop slapping.

But Xiao Xie was also stubborn and insisted on calling him Uncle Hei.

Zhang Qilin glanced at the blind man and wondered how old he was.

He took Wuxie and hugged him, coaxing him, "Let's go see the chickens and Brother Xiaoman."

Brother Xiaoman: . . . .

Don't come over here. Children are really scary. It's not good for dogs to have children around.

Brother Xiaoman was strangled by the giggling Wuxie. Help, can anyone save the dog?

Zhang Qilin was right beside him to protect him, after all, kids tend to fall down when they walk.

Brother Xiaoman: He fell on me, didn’t you see it?

Zhang Qilin: You are the elder.

Brother Xiaoman: I am not, I am a dog.

"Brother, what is this?"

"Stone."

"Brother, what is this?"

"chicken."

"Brother, what is this?"

"fish"

"Brother, what is this?"

"bird"

"Brother, what is this?"

"Ant."

. . . . . . . .

At this time, Wuxin and Heixiazi retreated together, and a hundred thousand questions appeared.

A child would keep asking the same question over and over again. Only the mute has the patience. The blind man swears he doesn't.

Wu Xin had no intention of doing so, so Wu Laogou and his biological mother hid the fastest, saying that they wanted to cultivate the relationship between uncle and nephew.

Wu Xin was asked a series of life-threatening questions at home, and he didn't dare not answer. It would be fine if he just asked, but he was afraid that the child would be quiet.

However, with Zhang Qilin as a child attractor, Wu Xin felt more at ease, as he had someone to take over.

It turns out that idols are not only good at raising chickens, they can also raise children.

Zhang Qilin didn’t feel annoyed. Children have clear eyes. He just didn’t remember it.

Besides, this is much more fun and cute than a chick. The chick will not look good when it grows up.

It would not be fun if Wuxie wasn't good-looking when he grew up, although he is very cute now.

Wu Erbai doesn't look bad, so the person is just afraid of genetic mutation.

After all, the ugliest child in the Wu family is Wu Sansheng. Erbai said that this might be because they had no good genes left, so they just had another child. After all, their father, mother and eldest brother are all very good-looking.

Wu Laogou: Is it possible that the three provincial governors are like my father, rough and not delicate?

After all, Wu Laogou is the most handsome child in their Wu family.