Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

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Can't you take on some long-term tasks and just treat it as a business trip, find a place to live in seclusion, and then either go back to report, take on another task and come out again, or fake your death to get away.

It's all possible.

Their predecessors have all done it, so why can't they just copy homework?

Forget it, let’s not worry about this, but with more than 100 people, the population of Yanyang Village is indeed small.

But when they saw another member of the Zhang family living in seclusion, Zhang Qilin and the other person were both speechless.

They could actually meet each other. The two of them went to the back mountain one after the other.

Under a big tree, the two were silent for a long time. After an hour, Zhang Yu couldn't help it.

"Chief, I..."

I don’t know what to say. Should I say that I saw you once and then left with them, or should I say that I miss you so much after not seeing you for a long time?

None of them are suitable.

In fact, he had seen the patriarch a long time ago, but he had been hiding and not going out.

Anyway, he can go through the back door here, and the villagers are used to him not going through the front door.

Zhang Qilin actually didn’t know what to say. In such a remote place, he couldn’t have been picked up.

Zhang Yu: . . . . .

"I came the same way as the patriarch did."

The main point is that we are all the same.

Okay, let’s not talk about this topic anymore.

"The village."

Zhang Yu was a little uncomfortable with the clan leader's long questions without saying a single word, mainly because no one in the village spoke like that.

He even forgot that he was a member of the Zhang family.

He is very lively.

I just saw the patriarch was nervous.

"Chief, the village is doing well."

Zhang Qilin, who had thought about a lot of things, never thought that this would be the answer.

In the village, I don’t know whether it’s good or not. (′▽｀)

This is treating him as a thief.

In the end, the two of them dispersed without saying anything. He was just curious and had no other thoughts.

When Zhang Qilin came back, he huddled beside Hong Xingyang, looking listless.

"what happened?"

Isn't it nice to go out?

It just so happened that he made a big swing, so he could get in there and swing away his unhappiness.

So, Zhang Qilin was stuffed into the Bird's Nest with a confused look on his face. Yes, he thought it was a Bird's Nest. His shoes were taken off by Xing Yang and then stuffed into the quilt.

The mat was made of cotton, and sunlight shone in through the gaps. Xingyang sat on the opening and rocked, tapping his feet back and forth.

The Bird's Nest began to shake, and Zhang Qilin thought it was quite sturdy.

He is so big but he hasn't collapsed yet. He swore he was 1.80 meters tall and not light in weight.

Looking at Xing Yang again, he is not light either.

The people in the village were good looking and they wouldn't stare at him.

Only his friends would look at him.

They thought he was big.

Hong Xingyang touched Zhang Yang's head. This big baby must be lacking love or calcium.

I made cured chicken for him to eat. One was not enough, so I made 5. He could eat it anyway. I also made cured duck. It was delicious whether steamed or fried.

As he thought about it, he felt hungry.

Let’s have bacon steamed rice today, it’s simple and delicious.

Hong Xingyang touched Zhang Yang's head.

Wait for me 10 minutes.

Then I saw him quickly take the cured chicken and duck hanging on the beams, rinsed them with water, picked up a kitchen knife and chopped them up. There was a clattering sound, and then he put the rice into the pot, added water, put in the bacon, and covered the pot.

All alive.

The next step is to wait, and you can also eat the rice crust.

It smelled so good. After washing his hands, he went back to the swing, put his hands on Zhang Yang's head, touched and patted his back, and sang the village nursery rhymes.

This is how all the aunties coax him, regardless of gender, age or status.

And just like that, Zhang Qilin fell asleep.

There is the sound of wind, the singing of birds, the fragmented sunlight, and the rising stars.

When he woke up, a large bowl of cured chicken and duck rice, blanched vegetables, soft-boiled eggs, and tomato and egg soup were waiting for him on the table.

"Come over to eat when you wake up."

Zhang Qilin put on his shoes and went to wash his face. He splashed water on it and rubbed it a few times and considered it successful.

He came over to eat with moisture on his face.

I picked up the chopsticks and felt very happy. This chicken is so delicious and the rice is so fragrant.

This egg is slippery.

Hong Xingyang looked at Zhang Yang who was eating coolly, and he knew that Zhang Yang was an expert at eating chicken and had a special feeling for chicken.

Determined to raise them and eat them all.

Looking at the village without snow during the Chinese New Year.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

"Xingyang doesn't snow."

"It's the village that doesn't snow. Never mind. It's not snowing in Xingyang either."

"It doesn't snow in the village because of the mountains. The climate is actually quite good, not too cold or too hot, and it's quite comfortable."

The villagers who came down the mountain one after another also brought back news that the outside world was still very chaotic, but the village was much better, and the villagers living at the foot of the mountain were also relatively well off, while the city was in a mess.

At least several years.

Xingyang was eating the handmade spicy strips, which were spicy, fresh and fragrant, sizzling.

Zhang Qilin saw it and wanted to eat it too. In the end, the two of them were on the roof with their mouths red from the spiciness.

"The village is going to celebrate its 80th birthday."

"The village chief?"

"Yes, he celebrates his eightieth birthday every year."

Zhang Qilin thought of the village chief who would give him candy every time he saw him. He thought it was a nice thing.

"Then we'll go hunting, hunting wild boars. There are wild boars in the back mountain, and the village chief likes them."

"Domestic pigs are not delicious."

"The village chief dislikes the lack of chewiness in domestic pigs."

The next day, the two went to the mountains to hunt wild boars. They killed one wild boar with one knife, taking the big ones away and letting the small ones go.

They dragged four wild boars down the mountain.

The village chief was very happy to see them and said, "Let's hold the 80th birthday party today to get the villagers moving."

The aunt and the others heard it, struck the gong, and everyone came out and started to work.

It was the first time that Zhang Qilin saw so many people.

He walked around and looked around, just like those little kids, crying here and there. Although he didn't cry out loud, his expression already showed that he was crying.

The whole village ate in the square.

Everyone brought their own bowl and chopsticks, and they gathered together to eat, chat and dance.

The young people were the ones who cleaned up the dishes, while everyone else was having a great time, singing tunes that Zhang Qilin had never heard of before.

While Zhang Yu was washing the dishes, he was looking at the clan leader. The clan leader would wash the dishes and then put them on the table. Everyone would take their own bowl.

There are words on the bottom of the bowl.

The village chief sang and everyone danced around him. Zhang Qilin was pulled by Hong Xingyang. He seemed to see the village chief's sheep horns, and there seemed to be real grass on Xiaocao's head.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

It turns out that the Zhang family is not a rare species, only the ones here are.

So what about Xing Yang, can he transform? What is his true form?

Humans, demons and animals living together, wasn't this something that happened before the Jedi Tongtian?

It turns out that it is all true. So is the mountain behind a fairy mountain?

When Zhang Qilin was being pulled to dance, he found that none of these were important and being happy was the most important thing.

They are all very important, more important than the Zhang family in his heart.