Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

After taking the pulse for a long time, Da Kui felt something was wrong.

He thought that this guy Hei Xiazi was full of energy and must be healthy.

Overall, it shouldn't be bad.

In fact, the black bear is in good health.

Otherwise I would have given up long ago.

His eyes are bottomless pits.

Ordinary people have been squeezed dry long ago.

He used his body to endure it, which showed how vigorous his energy and blood were. No wonder he was like a husky all day long.

It would be strange if this guy didn't make a fuss.

People like Hei Xia Zi are noisy when they are comfortable, and they are also noisy when they are uncomfortable. He is a born noisy child.

Originally, A Kun was still calm. He had beaten the blind many times and knew that the blind didn't feel any pain and just liked to scream. So he didn't use any force.

However, Da Kui had been taking the patient's pulse for too long, and it was actually difficult for him to take care of his own body.

What happened to the blind man?

A little unhappy.

Take a happy pill to calm your nerves.

Then he took out a ginseng pill and stuffed it into the blind man's pocket. The blind man almost choked to death.

Black Bear: . . . . . .

What is the mute doing? Can't you see that the blind man is upset? The previous doctor told the blind man to die, but it was only a Taoist priest who gave the blind man a lot of tonic, so he is still able to hold on until now.

Da Kui, why don’t you say something? If you don’t, the blind man will be scared.

It's a matter of life or death.

Although Da Kui felt it was troublesome, when he thought about A Kun, this bottomless pit, wasn't it just another bottomless pit? It didn't matter, just keep him.

He withdrew his hand and stuffed a bottle of Ten-Ingredient Tonic Pills into his hand.

"You eat first, I'll make the meatballs for you."

Hei Xia Zi was speechless. Master, doctor, please tell me clearly whether it can be cured.

"Da Kui, the blind man wants to ask if you can cure him."

A Kun spoke up.

The blind man stared at the mute with wide eyes and said, "Are you so casual? Why are you so frugal with your words in front of a blind man? You are indeed a mutated mute."

You are still speaking for the blind man, it is going to rain red rain.

Or your mother is getting married.

No, their mother was probably reincarnated.

When A Kun saw that the blind man was holding his fart, he ignored him and waited for Da Kui's answer.

Da Kui said unhappily.

"You only know how to call my name but not dad, you are such an unfilial son!

He is fine, just like you, a bottomless pit and a cesspool, he just needs a lot of nourishment!

Don’t worry, he won’t die. Even if I die, he may not die!

I even suspect that he has eight kidneys. If he were in ancient times, he might have been a general, the kind who would be full of energy and rush forward! "

Black Bear: . . . . .

It seems like I heard the mute being chirped by crickets. Should I pretend I didn’t hear it? But he praised the blind man for his good health and said he was a general, so I can continue listening.

A-Kun: ……

You haven't taken enough advantage of the household registration book. It's impossible for me to call you dad. I can be your dad. I have recovered some memories, and it's even more impossible for me to call you dad. You are dreaming. It's better to change your dream.

"Oh, by the way, A-Kun, remember to collect the money. Since you are my friend, I will give you a 99% discount. It will be 499 million."

After saying that, Da Kui continued to deal with the things in his hands and ignored the two hammers.

Hei Xia Zi pointed at Da Kui and trembled, "99% off, 499 million, our relationship is only worth this little discount!!!"

A blind man was broken into pieces, and finally I met someone who was even stingier than the blind man.

A Kun nodded, Da Kui is good at managing the household and is a good parent.

He has also read books. Da Kui's condition is called hermaphroditism.

Da Kui: . . . .

God is hermaphrodite, while Laozi has a male body and a female soul.

As for a place to live, the stilt house next door originally belonged to A Kun, so let the blind man live there.

When the blind man was taken away by the mute, he was still pouting, humph, mute.

When I opened the door to the yard, everything looked normal, with little yellow chickens all over the yard and a chicken coop.

When I went upstairs, I saw the dusty room. It had not been lived in for at least a year.

Hei Xiazi resigned himself to his fate and cleaned with a rag and broom, and opened the windows for ventilation.

He doesn't want to talk now. The blind man is feeling bad because of the loss of 499 million.

Although I know that medical treatment costs money and I have spent a lot of money in the past, I still feel bad about spending so much at one time.

After I cleaned the room, the mute came over with quilts and clothes.

Now the blind man is happy because they are all new.

A Kun thought, aren’t they new? There are too many of them and he can’t put them all away. This just makes some space for his own toys.

"You can clean the other rooms as well."

It's your place anyway.

The blind man nodded, and it seemed that he was going to stay for a long time. Since there was hope, he didn't want to die. It was better to live a miserable life than to die a good death.

Besides, the mute is here too.

He is not boring anymore.

Even a mute could be taken care of so well, this doctor must be really skilled.

However, he found it funny when he thought about the mute who lost his memory and was tricked by the doctor into registering him as his son.

Mute, you have come to this day. The doctor must have asked the mute to call dad more than once, but the mute refused and insisted on calling his name. It seems that the mute's memory has improved a lot.

This doctor is absolutely reliable. Just like the mute's goldfish-like memory, if the mute can do it, he can do it too.

The dumb man was afraid of suffering, so his left pocket was filled with medicine and his right pocket was filled with candy.

I am different as a blind man. A blind man is a real man. He takes medicine instead of candy.

A Kun immediately went back to Da Kui to complain, saying that the blind man liked to suffer.

Da Kui smiled and said, this is simple and satisfying. It’s just Coptis chinensis. It won’t affect the medicinal properties. Since you are not afraid of the bitterness, just drink the decoction.

This effect is good.

So Hei Xia Zi had soup medicine for three meals a day, morning, noon and evening. At this time, A Kun no longer minding the trouble, he came to teach the blind man how to cook the medicine and supervised him to drink it.

Oh, yes, this is to be drunk before meals, so even if Da Kui’s cooking skills are good, the food a blind man eats will taste like medicine, and he will feel like he has no desire to live.

The main reason is that Da Kui wants to be lazy and he doesn’t want to make the balls anymore.

However, the saying that birds of a feather flock together is true.

The blind and the mute have been able to play together for so many years. In fact, they are essentially the same.

In other words, one is invisible and the other is visible.

People who tease cats and dogs in the village are particularly annoying, and all the dogs in the village bark at the black bear.

Black Bear: . . . . .

It's just that your dog bowl blew up. Is it necessary to hate the blind man so much? Some of the things were done by the mutes. It's not all done by the blind man.

You treat them differently.

In fact, the dog didn’t see anything, he just saw the blind man blowing up their dog bowl.

These dogs are very dissatisfied with the blind man.

The little masters of the family also came over to make decisions for their dogs.

A group of little kids pointed at the blind man and started exporting culture.

Hei Xia Zi was a patient person, so of course he couldn't do that, so he threw all the children to the ground one by one. But the children thought it was fun and pounced on them one by one, overwhelming Hei Xia Zi.

There are dogs barking nearby. The little master is so awesome!

In the end, the army of children returned triumphantly with their dogs, leaving Hei Xia Zi with a messy head. As for Dumb, he was clinging to the electric pole, not afraid of being electrocuted.