Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

As the fragrance became stronger, Zhang Qilin stood up, wiped himself clean, put the duckling in place, put on his clothes and went out.

dinner's ready.

The blind man's mutton is ready.

He knew it just by smelling it.

The blind man cut a piece of mutton, blew on it, and took a bite. It still tasted the same as before, with the same recipe. The blind man's cooking skills were really good.

Quickly, Hei Xia Zi had already sliced ​​a plate of meat, and just in time he saw the mute coming over, so he handed it to him.

As a result, the mute refused.

Black Bear: . . . . .

Jing Jing came out with the dishes and chopsticks and said with a smile.

"The clan leader likes to eat big ones."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Qilin had already torn off the leg of lamb and started eating it in small bites.

The blind man was speechless, and the dumb man, are you so wild? This is a lamb leg, not a chicken leg.

These legs are longer than your face. Are you from Mongolia or am I from Mongolia?

I can hardly tell them apart.

Just when the blind man was about to pass the sliced ​​mutton to Jingjing, Jingjing must have known how to appreciate it better than the mute.

As a result, the scenery also tore off the big leg of lamb.

"Eat it quickly, blind man, while it's hot. It won't taste so good when it's cold."

Black Bear: ...

Two ignorant people, eating by themselves.

The blind man drank osmanthus wine, ate mutton, took a bite of cucumber, and finally looked at the two people next to him who were gnawing on lamb legs. Haha, the blind man is still the best at eating.

Blind elegance never goes out of style.

"Mute, if those people who adore you saw you eating like this, they would be shocked."

Zhang Qilin ignored him and just focused on the leg of lamb in his hand, as if all the troubles in the world had nothing to do with him.

Eating is the most important thing. A blind person would just talk nonsense.

The golden and crispy lamb leg disappeared in Zhang Qilin's mouth bite by bite, leaving only the bones intact.

He doesn't care if his face is covered in oil stains.

He reached out for the other leg of lamb, and with a ripping sound, he got the leg of lamb.

Jingjing became anxious and ate the lamb leg in his hand with big mouthfuls. Within a minute, there was a tearing sound. He held the lamb leg with a grin and then looked at the blind man.

"Blind man, your craftsmanship is amazing! I'll give you the sheep next time."

At this time, Hei Xia Zi was so angry that he laughed. These two idiots didn't even leave him a leg.

I'm so stupid that I can only eat the sheep's body.

The only thing Heixiazi felt was that the wine was not strong enough.

The mutton is fat and lean, with a tender and juicy taste. How wonderful it would be if it were paired with a sip of strong liquor and the hot feeling spread in the throat.

But it’s okay this way, I can eat the side dishes.

Hei Xia Zi thought that it had only been two days, and this peaceful time had made the blind man addicted. In the past, he could only travel around in the ancient tombs, and would be robbed when he went out, and he might often not receive the balance.

In the end, all the hard-earned money is gone and has become someone else's.

He just wanted to eat more and make it back.

"Dumb, don't you have to guard the door of your house?"

This is such a fucking good day.

Zhang Qilin looked up and squinted his eyes. The blind man deserved a beating again.

"If you want to go, I can throw you in."

Anyway, I'm not going, whoever wants to go can go.

If you can't eat or drink, you won't die of starvation or thirst, but you will definitely die of depression.

ultimate:.......

Haha, another day of being disliked.

The blind man zipped his zipper to his mouth. He didn't want to go. He was afraid that the ultimate would treat people differently.

The mute is fine, but he's just like being chased by a dog in there, so pitiful.

Zhang Qilin narrowed his eyes and knew that the tribe leader was teasing him.

I don't know where this bad taste comes from.

It's still good.

No wonder, he doesn't have to guard the gate. He is a gatekeeper in Changbai Mountain in Northeast China. He has his mother by his side. Look at the scenery. It would be strange if a dumb man is not childish.

It's another day that the blind man is truly envious of.

But I was still surprised when I found out that Jing Jing was the spirit guardian.

The Zhang family still has this position.

But when you think about it, every generation of the Zhang family head will lose his memory. How can they survive without a guardian angel?

To a large extent, the spirit guardians grew up with them and have a very close relationship with them.

It seems like the Dumb and the Scenery are just some random people thrown together to live together. They are two unreliable people, but their life turns out to be a blessing in disguise.

But the blind man will also be one of them in the future.

Blind man, so happy.

The blind man, in a good mood, sang an incomprehensible melody, probably a Mongolian song.

It sounds very nice. I don't have any appreciation for the scenery, so I can only say it sounds nice.

The clan leader listened with great interest and even clapped his hands to the beat, acting like a wealthy landlord.

Finally, the rich landlord went to wash the dishes.

Black Blind complained about the scenery, "Your tribe leader knows how to wash dishes. He didn't wash any dishes when he was abroad. The blind man washed them all."

I get angry just talking about it, you dumb guy, you are really good at pretending.

Jing Jing smiled. The clan leader has always known how to wash dishes. He is not a god who grew up drinking air. The cost is too cheap.

He knows how to wash dishes, but he's just too lazy. If there's someone around, he'll be even less able to do it.

The patriarch is a little fairy boy.

Although he is much more lively, he is still a child.

He used to burn rice, so he often drank porridge, it was just a matter of whether it was thicker or thinner. As for vegetables, he wouldn't fry them, but he would wash them, boil them in water and add soy sauce, and then eat them with plain soup.

Sometimes when I feel hungry, I go buy roast chicken.

He is good-looking and doesn't like people watching him eat.

Sometimes he would disguise himself as someone else and enjoy the meal, since he wasn’t the one to be embarrassed anyway.

Sometimes when I see candied haws, I will buy the whole pole, and a group of other kids will follow me.

Not to mention how funny it is.

He also likes to eat malt sugar, but he likes to eat it in small bites, which will affect his image.

Jingjing chatted with the blind man about the daily life of the clan leader and laughed non-stop.

Hei Xia Zi also saw how childish the amnesiac mute was.

How can you be so cool and pretentious in front of a blind man?

Zhang Qilin: ……

Do you understand the idol burden? Otherwise, why do you think more people like me than you?

You are blind and you talk too much.

When Zhang Qilin came back, he heard them chirping among themselves, but he didn't care. He just laid his cards on the table. That was just the kind of person he was.

We are all acquaintances, so I won’t pretend.

But Hei Xia Zi is a person who can't sit still, and it seems like he can't have a good life.

Just one month later, he went out and set up a stall under the overpass, providing blind massage! ! ! !

Zhang Jingjing: . . . .

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

What kind of breed of cow or horse is this? They are looking for things to do when they have nothing to do. It must be that they are seriously ill. They don't look like they can enjoy life at all.

Black Bear: . . . . .

The blind man didn't want to do it either. He felt uncomfortable when he was idle, so his legs ran out on their own. It's my fault.

However, the blind man was still very satisfied because he didn't have to pay rent and his food and accommodation were provided.

The days passed like this until a man came to his stall.