Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"I can't tell you the details, I can only say that you underestimate the country. You are not a magical species."

Shi An knocked on the table.

"Does Long know?"

Hei Xiazi raised his hand, "I know."

"It's not a weak dragon, it's a dragon that can really destroy the heavens and the earth and bring clouds and rain."

"Fuck, don't tell me that's all true."

The blind man was speechless and shocked.

“The same is true for animals becoming spirits.”

"You can imagine all of this. You have to know that our country's state religion is Taoism. For example, some extreme weather events are the result of their fighting, and the country always comes out to refute the rumors.

I am not afraid of the country coming out to refute rumors, I am afraid that the country will not refute rumors, which proves that a new era is coming.

I can solve all your little problems."

None of Xie Yuchen's melons are delicious. The problem that has troubled their three generations is not a problem at all. It turns out that their world is too small. They are the frogs in the well. They think they are the most powerful in the underground world.

Actually, it’s nothing.

“My melon.”

Pingzai couldn't stand it anymore, so the girl in pink clothes took away his last piece of melon.

The fat man immediately went to the kitchen to cut new melons. Shi An was so amazing that he knew all this. Could it be that Shi An was also a monster? It didn’t look like a monster. He had no wings and no tail. He was not Xu Xian, so how could he fall in love with a monster?

"Pingzi, eat your melon."

"Shi An, you are not a monster, are you? What kind?"

The fat man was curious.

Shi An slapped him on the forehead, "Why are you cursing? Your whole family is monsters. The one who turned into a plant spirit was taken away by the country to farm. I only know about this because of my great contribution, okay?"

Damn, what a great contribution! The girl is only in her thirties, but she has accomplished great things that even centenarians cannot do. How great must her achievements be to know so many things about the country?

It's outrageous. It turns out that living long is nothing. He and the mute have lived in vain. The smart guy is better than them even if he doesn't live long.

While Shi An and Fatty were still arguing, Hei Xia Zi and Jie Yu Chen had already toasted to calm their nerves.

It is not easy to be a spectator. The most comfortable one among them is Pingzai, who really treats himself as a child.

In fact, he was imitating. He saw on the fifth floor how other children on the street got along with their family members and said directly what they wanted. After saying it, he felt very happy and let himself go. After all, he had lost his memory and there was nothing to lose.

He also watches TV. He has a strong learning ability.

“When you have free time, read Tianya Forum and read the national declassified archives. Bureau 749 is real, and there is another one behind it.

The immortal cultivators you believe in are real. I can only say that the country protects us really well.

You can figure out the rest on your own.”

“Don’t be underground all day long, it’s dark, smelly, and your brain is dull. There are so many unsolved mysteries in the world, and you are not the only one who can be ranked and cannot be on the list.

There isn’t even a file.”

Black Blind Man: ... Blind Man, I am just an ordinary person!!! I think I am quite special.

Xie Yuchen: ... He is not rich enough, he needs to become bigger and stronger to create greater glory!!!

"This is unscientific." The fat man sighed.

"The end of science is metaphysics, don't you know? Is what you experienced scientific?"

This is true. No matter how scientific he or the mute is, the Zhang family is not scientific. It’s just that they have never encountered anything unscientific, so they think they are quite scientific.

You really think scientists are fools, and suddenly you start to believe in metaphysics. It's the same conclusion, different paths leading to the same destination.

The state claimed that it was feudal superstition, yet established Taoism as the state religion; it claimed that corpses would not come back to life, yet required people to cremate their remains.

Just taste it yourself.

After dinner, Xie Yuchen went to Hong's house.

As soon as the Hong family's housekeeper saw Jie Yuchen, he knew that this day had finally come.

A crisp sound was heard in the secret room of the study.

Hei Xia Zi stayed, saying that he was afraid that the mute would be lonely, so he wanted to keep him company.

Brother: …

Go away, big black rat.

Black Bear: . . . . . .

Come on, come on, come and catch me! ! ! !

Fat Man: …

Hei Ye is also very lively!!! This blind and dumb guy is really a childish ghost.

"An An, what should we do with these two older children?"

The fat man looked at them worriedly.

Shi An patted his shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I'm here. I'll send your ID card over tomorrow and register it in my name. Your household registration will also be in my name. I'll protect you."

The fat man was shocked. "Don't you even have to go there in person?"

It's a bit outrageous, how did you do it?

Shi An came over quietly and whispered, "I'll only tell you one thing. I have made a lot of money abroad with the country, and I'm already on the must-kill list abroad."

The fat man was surprised and asked in a low voice, "What did you do?"

Damn, a must-kill list, a national hunting order, so cool, what did this guy with skinny arms and legs do, he shot the president, but the president of another country didn’t die.

Two people who were very sensitive to stealth were whispering there. In fact, they didn't notice that Hei Xia Zi and Ping Zai had very good ears. They had stopped making noise and were also eavesdropping, leaning against the corner with their heads tilted.

Black Bear: ... Why on my head?

Young man: ... Because I’m more expensive than you.

“Have you heard of the financial tsunami?”

"I have heard of it, what's the matter?"

"The West set up a trap, and I led the country to pick peaches. I was actually quite good. I didn't eat all of it, but only half, 50-50. But they were still not happy and wanted to kill me. Western capital is really cruel."

Fatty Wang: . . . . .

You are picking peaches, no one will be happy. He remembered that the newspaper said so much money, so, Shi An, how much money do you have and how much money have you earned for the country.

This is no longer a question of money. In fact, there are many factories, mines, lands, and companies that are the pillar industries of other countries under her name. With the protection of the state, she has devoured them and bit off the biggest piece of meat in the ocean of Western capital.

No wonder people get mad.

It's like being in a tomb, you are about to leave with your treasure, but as soon as you step out the door, someone has snatched half of it away. You are the one who stepped through the trap and killed the bloody corpses, but then a man suddenly appears, does nothing, snatches your things and leaves. Anyone would be so angry that he would vomit blood.

"So, how much money was robbed?"

"Not much, trillions of dollars."

"How many!!!!!"

The fat man raised his voice. He had never seen 100 million before, but he heard trillions. How much is their country's foreign exchange reserves?

This is simply robbing a huge gold mine.

Damn, is my An An so awesome? This little cow is really reaching the sky and is so rich.

I used to think I was very impressive as I had tens of millions in assets, but now I’m not impressive at all.

Hei Xia Zi and the little brother also took a deep breath. Even if they sold the country, they wouldn't have that much money. Although Ping Zai had no appreciation for money, he also knew that the country didn't even make one trillion yuan a year, and you directly made trillions of trillions.

The news broadcast didn’t say that.

Shi An is so powerful, so what if he has some privileges? It’s not excessive that he should be worshipped.

No wonder the West has been so sarcastic in recent years and the country has remained silent. It turns out that they are guilty. What's wrong with a few curses? There is so much money to be made from a few curses. I think the country is willing to do so and there will be no harm.

"When you approached me, the state had already investigated you thoroughly,"

"Hiss" the fat man gasped! ! ! !

"Fizz!"

Hei Xiazi, brother, gasp! !

"So, you know everything about the Nine Gates!!!"

Shi An nodded, "I said, the country can solve it, and you guys should come out, you hiss so loudly, do you really think I can't hear you? You just need to live a good life with me in the future. Not only the Nine Gates, but also the pests behind the Nine Gates and the government are being cleared out. Everything will be handled impartially."

Hei Xia Zi: "Sis, you are my real sister from now on. Dumb, call me sister."

Younger brother: "It was originally Sister Shi An."

The blind man must be confused.