Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Hei Xia Zi is a person who cannot sit still. Although he is a good citizen now, his temperament does not seem like that of a good person.

Therefore, Hei Xia Zi changed his clothes, wearing a black robe and holding a bracelet of Buddhist beads in his hands, in order to match the temperament of the family of three.

The young man was wearing a blue robe and Xiaoman was wearing a green robe. When the three of them stood at the door, the business became prosperous.

There were just a lot of rich women there, so the young man got unhappy and beat up the blind man.

Then they closed the cubicle door and went to the backyard.

The blind man was entertaining the rich woman in front.

Black Blind Man: ...

This money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat! The blind man should bear it a little, damn it, beauty, you touched the blind man twice, buy two.

You touch the blind man three times and buy three.

You are the worst. You touched a blind man's face and bought five.

……

By the time the people were sent away, Hei Xia Zi was also done for.

Beautiful women are generous, but a blind man cannot do that.

It’s better to pick up bargains, so as not to waste your time.

The rich woman has a strong background, and the blind man is afraid of her. Besides, she didn't threaten him, so what's wrong with touching her?

Fatty Wang, who was watching from the next room, laughed so hard that he fell under the table.

This bunch of rich ladies are really rich and have real money. The main thing is that they don’t force you to buy things just by touching you a few times. They like this way very much.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

There is no need to punch in at an antique shop, and joking around is the norm.

Xiaoman bought a big off-road vehicle, and Heixiazi was the first to use it. He wanted to move the hidden treasures to the courtyard.

Zhang Xiaoman talked to the guy about the issue of him always sleeping with him, but the guy just looked at her with innocent eyes, so he could only let it go.

Xiaoman thinks it will be fine until he grows up.

Young man: ...

I just smiled and said nothing!

The young man originally wanted to wait until Xiaoman got her things and then kill them.

Who knew there would be an unexpected reward? He could see their fate without even having to do anything.

To say it wasn't enjoyable would be a lie.

Unless he has no memory, then he probably won't move.

It doesn’t matter if the plan is disrupted. With the blind man’s arrival, the yard has become more lively.

The fat guy next door is also very interesting. Every time he speaks, it’s like he’s performing crosstalk.

When the blind man came back, he felt that the atmosphere was a little strange.

"Mute, what did you do? Yo yo, you're kicked out! Tsk tsk!"

After saying that, he walked around the mute and ran over to tidy up his treasure before the mute got angry.

"Blind man! The people are so happy!"

How could Hei Xiazi not know the look in the mute's eyes? It seemed that the sudden attack had caused the other person to suffer a lot.

With that kind of waist strength and physical strength, even if Xiaoman was a monster, he wouldn't be able to withstand it.

Xiaoman also knew that the blind man had returned, and he felt embarrassed to continue being angry with the young man.

I finally went out to eat in the evening, but I felt a little unwell in my legs and feet.

The mute immediately held Xiaoman's waist and rubbed it gently.

Black Blind Man: ...

I shouldn't be here, I should be in the car, no, on the roof, never mind, under the bed.

The black bears eat happily, they are all delicious, if you don’t eat them, I will.

The blind man will not sleep tonight. He wants to spend time with his baby. They have been separated for too long and they need to get along well.

The mute has Xiaoman, and I have a baby, hehehe!

Late at night.

Xiaoman pushed the boy away.

"Not today."

What Xiaoman wanted to say was not acceptable, but he couldn't bear to hurt the young man. Based on his fighting strength alone, he couldn't beat him.

The young man's eyes told Xiaoman that he didn't want to listen.

He wanted to do the same as in the past few days. He had just succeeded, so how could he give up meat? He was hungry!

So Xiaoman's cheeks started to feel numb again. It was not good for him to drool even though he was such an adult.

Tears are about to come out and my body is shaking. It must be because I haven't exercised enough.

The young man felt that he had the responsibility and obligation to help Xiaoman exercise.

“I don’t feel like working out.”

"It's okay, I'll be there."

In the end, Xiaoman did not push the little brother to be taken with him to exercise.

The blind man said that he would admit his mistakes firmly and would never repent.

This is the only way to eat meat. The young man thinks the blind man is right.

Looking at the young man pretending to be dead, Xiaoman was speechless. The Zhang family asked you to guard me, but that's not the way I'm guarding.

He will have to wear a turtleneck tomorrow.

Fortunately, the weather turned cold, otherwise he wouldn't want to go out.

He didn't dare look directly at the recliner in the room, and he didn't even want to look at the large table for calligraphy practice.

It's a disgrace to civility! The rituals and music are broken!

Hei Xia Zi and Wang Pang Zi saw them pointing and laughing, but were stopped by the mute with a glare.

However, they also asked for a glass of wedding wine to witness their love. The blind man said, and the fat man was shouting beside him, "I also want a sweet love."

The two of them laughed so hard at their funny expressions.

The sunlight shone through the window, and the next year, they had a child. Now, Hei Xia Zi's eyes widened with joy.

You would also be shocked if your child grew so big overnight. Do you think you gave birth to Nezha?

Nezha also needs to be pregnant for three years. You gave birth to another baby in one night. The blind man almost had a myocardial infarction.

You can tell at first glance that he's mute, but he has a very good personality, like Xiaoman.

If it weren’t for Xiaoman and the mute, they wouldn’t have such a good relationship.

Hei Xia Zi had never asked about Xiao Man's origins, but now he really thought Xiao Man was a monster. He thought that Xiao Man had such good teeth that he could do such a thing.

Xu Xian was afraid of White Snake, and only became immune to it after being frightened to death.

The mute is not afraid of Xiaoman, could it be that Xiaoman’s true form is pretty?

But it was really lively with an extra child in the yard. Hei Xia Zi was not a good boy and he just liked to tease children.

This is the child produced by Xiaoman's spores and the little brother's unicorn blood. He is very special and has both of his father's abilities.

Fatty Wang is not a talkative person. He knows what to ask and what not to ask.

Besides, Fatty Wang has infinite tolerance for children. Among these people, he is the most patient and raises his child like his own son.

Three-year-old Zhang Shiyu grew up on the shoulders of his fathers, and he knew that he had a special family.

There are two fathers and two godfathers.

Dad is called Brother, Xiaoman, and godfather is called Qi Mo, Wang Yueban, but they usually prefer to call each other by nicknames and like to quarrel.

Dad said godfather is noisy.

It was indeed quite noisy. Zhang Shiyu liked puppies, so his father bought him a puppy.

But unexpectedly, Qi Mo's father started arguing with the dog, and they finally directed their criticism at Zhang Shiyu.

Qi Mo's father asked Shi Yu, who is more important, the dog or him!!!

His little friend Hei Dou also shouted to Shi Yu, "Woof woof woof, master, you can only choose one between this two-legged beast and me."

Zhang Shiyu: . . . .

At such a young age, he had to endure things that he shouldn't have endured.

Xiaoman and his brother were laughing beside them. This black bear was getting more and more childish as he grew older. He was just like a little kid.

Fatty Wang is in the kitchen. Ever since he got to know the three people next door, Fatty's fortune has become extremely good. He wants to worship them all. Fatty, I don't have to go to the fields anymore. I am so blessed.

As for the future, he felt that Shi Yu would be able to provide for him in his old age. He was really smart as he had a great son right away. He himself could not give birth to a child with such good looks and character.