Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Although I have thought that I am not a human, but I am a mushroom. Well, I will work hard to cultivate myself into a human.

Fortunately, the meteorite next to him was big enough. As Zhang Xiaoman continued to absorb it, the meteorite continued to shrink, and he continued to grow bigger and became a super big mushroom.

Fortunately, it is neither in Yunnan nor in Guangxi, so this mushroom can grow up safely.

Otherwise, even if it is poisonous, he is so good-looking that he is afraid that the Yunnan mushroom lover would boldly eat it and say it is delicious.

When he transformed, he transformed himself into a windbreaker, black with a hood. That was great, a blessing for people with social phobia.

Zhang Xiaoman didn't know how long it took him to go from being a talkative person to being taciturn over the years. It was good enough that he didn't go crazy and still remembered his own name.

Otherwise, he felt that a mental hospital was more suitable for him, and of course he didn't want to take medicine.

Whoever likes to eat it can eat it.

If the mental hospital doesn't allow him to take the medicine, he can renew it.

An ordinary hospital wouldn't allow him to stay there for so long.

When Zhang Xiaoman came out of the mountain, he felt as if he was in another world, but when he felt it again, he knew that he was now a human being.

Since you are a human, you need an ID card, but I don’t know where this is.

Fortunately, this mutant species has many functions, such as poisoning, confusing, detoxifying, and everything else you need in space.

He can even give birth to children himself, little mushrooms. He is really amazing. He can give birth to children whenever he wants. But whether the babies can eat mushrooms or are the same mushrooms as him is something to think about. After all, he is a mutant species.

Very precious.

Zhang Xiaoman, who had just come out of the police station and got his ID card, was blackmailed by a stupid beggar.

"I told you to let go of me."

The other person looks at you innocently.

"If you don't let go, I'm going to be rude."

The other person still looks at you innocently.

"I'm telling you, I'll eat people."

The other person still looks at you innocently.

. . . . . .

Just as they were confronting each other, the aunt next to them couldn't bear it anymore.

"My child, your brother is obviously abnormal and a fool. You can't abandon him no matter what. You have no conscience, don't you know that?

It's good that he can recognize you. Look at the big boy, how handsome he is. Even if he is stupid, it's pleasing to the eye to put him at home.

Besides, your brother is so good, how could you bear to do that?"

After the old lady started speaking, people around her started pointing and talking. Zhang Xiaoman was almost laughing out of anger, but he couldn't argue with a fool.

This silly child has such pure eyes.

In fact, Zhang Xiaoman’s eyes are also very clear, so the old lady made a mistake. A certain kind of free temperament in them is very similar.

Finally, Zhang Xiaoman couldn't stand the aunt's verbal attack, so he compromised and went back to the police station just after he came out.

"Brother Yang, I'm going to register my brother's household registration."

Brother Yang had already been a spectator at the door, and he was almost laughing to death. However, he felt relieved that this silly man had Zhang Xiaoman to protect him.

Nowadays, even good-looking fools have to protect their chastity.

After all, there are always perverts staring at you.

"Have you decided what your brother's name will be?"

Zhang Xiaoman clapped his hands and said, this is easy.

"He believes in me, so he follows me. Since he's my brother, I'll call him Brother Zhang."

"age"

"18."

Brother Yang listened to Zhang Xiaoman's nonsense and filled in the blanks too, "Silly boy, I did my best. At least Xiaoman is a good kid."

As for the two children being both 18 years old, they are brothers. A few months older is also older, it depends on the relationship and the household registration book.

Anyway, Zhang Xiaoman doesn’t have any purpose, as long as he can move.

Pulling his cheap brother, he started chattering.

"Remember, if someone bullies you, fight back, otherwise you will lose face. No, you will lose face for me.

Also, your name is Zhang Xiaoge, and my name is Zhang Xiaoman.

Remember your brother is Xiaoman."

I came to a small courtyard and pushed open the door. The walls were lined with bright red flowers, and there were wooden huts and corridors inside.

There was an open-air well in the yard, and the weather was not cold. Zhang Xiaoman asked him to take off his clothes, and he went to the room to get his own clothes.

"I don't know what fate has befallen us, but I bumped into you when I went out. I can tell you, you are mine from now on."

The young man's mind was blank, but the person in front of him made him feel very comfortable. Watching his mouth opening and closing, he felt he couldn't get enough of it.

The young man always acted on instinct, and even though he had nothing, he still understood what was said.

When Zhang Xiaoman came out, she looked at the skinny man, pursed her lips, took his hand and went back into the room.

In the bathroom, the guy sat obediently on the stool, with warm water pouring down his head.

"Close your eyes, and I'll open them again when I say so."

The young man obediently closed his eyes and felt the scent of jasmine. A pair of hands gently massaged his head and asked him if it was too heavy.

He shook his head.

Seeing that the young man didn't say anything, Zhang Xiaoman slapped himself in the face. Why bother with a mute? He's a disabled person!

Rinse the foam mold on your head, "You can open your eyes now."

The young man opened his eyes and looked at Xiaoman. Xiaoman felt that the look in his eyes was very affectionate and it would be unjust if he was not nice to him.

The soap was making bubbles on the boy's body again. Zhang Xiaoman was pretty good at rubbing his back, very gently. I was really afraid that the skin and bones would be broken, which would be a disaster.

All four limbs are clean, so let the boy handle the fifth limb himself.

"What are you looking at? Rub that place yourself, and your butt cheeks too. Wipe them clean and don't get dirty."

It is impossible for him to clean up other people's mess. Only his good brother can clean up other people's mess.

The young man took the towel and started to wipe it just like Zhang Xiaoman did just now, and then handed it to him after he was done.

Zhang Xiaoman: …

"Wash yourself."

Zhang Xiaoman discovered that this cheap guy could still communicate and exchange ideas with one action and one command. Although he was mute, he was obedient.

The learning ability is not bad.

"Next time you take a shower and wash your hair, just like you did just now. Wash it yourself, okay?"

The young man nodded, he had learned it.

When changing clothes, I demonstrated it to the little boy and he learned it too. He is a good boy.

He was the one who kept staring at Xiaoman's big hood.

"like?"

The young man nodded, and then he put on a large hooded cotton jacket over his white short-sleeved shirt, which was navy blue, as were his pants, and his shoes, which were sneakers, all in the same color.

The young man pulled his hood up to cover his head and shook it with delight, which made Zhang Xiaoman laugh.

This brother doesn't like communicating with the outside world just like him.

Zhang Xiaoman pointed at the clothes in the closet, saying that they were all made of pure cotton. Except for the short-sleeved shirt which was white, the other outerwear was a complete set of black, navy blue and gray.

The only colorful thing is the underwear. After all, it’s related to my zodiac year, so no one will notice if I wear it inside.

After having a meal, the two grown men lay on the lounge chairs in the yard to bask in the sun. When the time was up, they would turn over by themselves. They both loved the sun very much and these two guys were not afraid of getting tanned at all.