Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"Bro!"

Wu Xie turned around and saw Zhang Qilin being thrown away by the python's tail. He wanted to help but was grabbed by the fat man.

"My little naive, what are you doing here? Are you delivering food or holding back? Stop it, run away."

Having said that, the fat man has the detonators in his hands, ready to throw them when the opportunity arises.

He didn't want to leave.

The same goes for Wuxie. He is a newbie. At worst, they can die together. He is not afraid of the crowds on the road to the underworld. As for Uncle San, let grandma beat him to death and hold a memorial ceremony for him on the seventh day after his death.

Of course, you shouldn't be anxious at this time, because the black bear is more anxious.

"Dumb!"

The gun was smoking.

No wonder his eyelids were twitching. Fortunately, they did not go their separate ways today. As for Wu Sansheng, just get out of here. It’s not the first or second time that he has not received the balance.

Jiumen is not a good person, making money is not bad. He is not a good person either, so what's wrong with breach of contract? The character of the blind man is not much better than Jiumen.

Xie Yuchen was also anxious. His dragon-patterned stick was smoking as he waved it, but unfortunately the python's skin was too thick and it was useless. If money was useful, he would have wanted to swipe his card to pay for the toll.

Aning and Panzi's guns can only serve as a distraction.

The right thing to do at this time is to run away, as whether you can survive depends on luck.

"run."

As soon as Zhang Qilin finished speaking, a coffin suddenly fell from the sky and hit the giant python's head with a bang. Well, now his head was buzzing, he was doomed.

"Oh my goodness, a coffin fell from the sky, what a bizarre story! I have never seen anything so outrageous in my life. How come the ancients buried people in the sky? Now there is a crack in the tomb in the sky, and the coffin has fallen down."

When the fat guy gets nervous, he will talk nonsense. Everyone looks at him speechlessly. You react very quickly. No one else can talk nonsense like you.

Hei Xiazi and Zhang Qilin did not let their guard down, and saw a person appear behind the coffin.

As soon as Mengli saw Little Qilin and Black Blind, she happily went up to hug them.

As for resistance, it is so weak, it is just coquetry.

The centenarian who was unable to move knew for the first time what it meant to be powerless.

"Little Qilin, little blind man, what are you playing, playing house or doing an adventure?"

Mengli spoke to herself, pinching their arms and bodies.

He shook his head in dissatisfaction, "Why are you so thin? Look, there are so many bad guys outside, you must not have enough to eat."

Hei Xiazi felt like smoke was coming out of his crown. First, beauty, you are very good. Second, what do you mean by a blind man who is not full? A blind man knows how to eat.

Zhang Qilin felt no malice, he just looked at the person in front of him.

"You know me." She seemed very familiar with him.

"How could I not recognize you? I raised you. Come on, call me sister."

Mengli was about to cry. When had her baby ever suffered such hardship? Fortunately, it was okay that she met her baby even though she took the wrong road.

Zhang Qilin still looked at her steadily.

He was waiting for her to explain.

Hei Xia Zi also wanted to know what the relationship between this beauty and the mute was, and he didn't have the Fa Qiu Finger.

"I'm the eldest sister Mengli. It's inconvenient to talk about the details right now. Wait, sister will tell you everything, starting from when you were born, okay?"

Her tone was very gentle, fearing that little Qilin would not understand. After all, there were many people here, and some were annoying. Humph, little Qilin didn't mind, but she did.

Looking at the little Qilin nodding obediently, Mengli couldn't help but get angry. How dare they do that?

Zhang Qilin sensed her emotions and held her hand, "Don't be angry."

The person in front of him was angry because of him.

"Okay, don't be angry."

Mengli calmed down her emotions and then had time to look at others.

As a result, Fatty Wang drooled at the coffin. If he just turned a corner of the coffin, Fatty would have no worries about food and drink.

However, looking at the beauty's aura, who would dare to speak? Fatty Wang's animal instinct told him that if he didn't provoke her, he would die.

Not to mention Aning's mercenary intuition, this guy is even weirder than Zhang Qilin.

Anyway, she had never seen anyone coming out from behind the coffin, and the deep pit on the ground was still there. This kind of gravity acceleration would kill people.

She is fine, she is a monster and cannot be an enemy.

Wuxie was pulled by Jie Yuchen and covered his mouth. Don't say anything at this time and see what they say.

Wuxie: . . . . .

I pretended not to see the plate. After all, he was Master Jiu. Besides, Master San sometimes spoke very quickly, so it was better to cover his mouth.

However, Mengli didn't have time to take care of them now. She waved her hand and took the coffin away. Fortunately, it was a blind man's coffin, so it didn't matter if it was a little dirty. The little Qilin would be angry.

Hei Xia Zi always felt that the coffin looked very familiar and very much like the blind man's taste. He didn't know who had such good taste in choosing it.

However, this coffin that disappeared out of thin air was not a magic trick. Now, everyone was silent. There was a monster in the Queen Mother of the West's Palace.

Fatty Wang said excitedly, "Beauty, take me with you when you go to cultivate immortality. See if I have spiritual roots."

Mengli was amused. This fat guy was in a state between being afraid of death and not fearing death, which was quite funny.

She looked the fat man up and down, "It's a pity you didn't."

This is not allowed by the laws of nature, otherwise, she would have arranged it for her little Qilin long ago.

"Let's go first, this place is not suitable to stay."

If she hadn't seen the concerned look in Little Qilin's eyes, Mengli wouldn't have wanted to bring anyone except Hei Xia Zi. As people live longer, they will become indifferent to everything except the things they care about. The once lively Mengli is like this after years of settling down.

She suddenly understood what Heaven meant.

Everything is the same, but the little Qilin is different.

No matter how many times, the little Qilin is not an option for all things.

We chose an open, dry spot, and three cabins appeared out of nowhere.

"Little Qilin, go take a shower and change your clothes first. There are clothes for you inside. When you come out, you can eat chicken stewed with mushrooms."

Zhang Qilin nodded obediently, which made Hei Xia Zi stunned. Why didn't he listen to the blind man?

What? Different treatment.

"Beauty, can the blind man line up behind the mute?"

Hei Xiazi also wants to take a bath, he is stinking.

"Sure, there are your clothes in there too."

Mengli finished speaking and pointed at Aning and the wooden house, "Go wash the clothes inside too."

"You guys go to the middle room and line up to take a shower."

Regardless of whether others agree or not, Mengli has already made the decision.

Xie Yuchen was the first to take a shower. He had long since stopped wanting to endure it. He had no choice before, but now that he had the conditions to do so, it would be a problem if he didn’t take a shower.

As for danger, he felt that Mengli was the most dangerous. If something happened to such a dangerous person, they should prepare for a more spectacular death.

After Xie Yuchen finished showering and put on the matching windbreaker, she felt refreshed.

Fatty Wang, Wuxie and the other two washed the dishes together, muttering to each other as they washed.

Zhang Qilin washed the fastest. Looking at his wet hair, Mengli held his hand and dried his whole body.

Zhang Qilin was immediately furious. Seeing his frightened expression, Mengli immediately took out the delicious chicken stewed with mushrooms and boiled chicken to coax him. Seeing him eating so happily, Mengli was very satisfied. He was too thin, so he should eat more.