Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

It is relatively convenient to collect meteorite jade in the war-torn era. Fortunately, it is not the 21st century. With surveillance and satellites, Mengli feels unsafe and always feels that she will be covered by firepower.

No wonder the Zhang family members who live in seclusion like to live in the mountains. Those who have achieved success in cultivation also like to live in the mountains. The mountains are safe.

There is also spiritual energy. The deeper the mountains and the less people go, the more spiritual energy there is.

For Mengli, no spiritual energy is as tonic as meteorite jade.

Si Teng thought so too. As for why they didn't go to the Queen Mother of the West Palace for the time being, the child said that the Queen Mother of the West and the first generation of Zhang family spirits were there, so the two of them thought it was dirty and couldn't bring themselves to eat.

The taste of this old pickled cabbage that has accumulated over the years is quite disgusting.

So every time the humanoid tomb-exploring expert Zhang Qilin led the way, after confirming it, Mengli would lead them in quickly and directly to the meteorite jade. Sometimes, if they were lucky, there would be no mutated things around the meteorite jade, so they could just absorb it directly.

If you are unlucky, you have to fight first.

As for the hidden weapons and traps set up by the Zhang family outside, they didn't even touch them. Why? To set up traps for tomb robbers? Mengli refused.

Moreover, the smell in the tomb was bad, which made Mengli dislike the little Qilin for a while. It turned out that you were the dirty and smelly little Qilin down there. The first time, the isolation formation was not activated, and Mengli and Si Teng were almost vomited by the smoke.

After that, they all made quick decisions.

The Zhang family said they would guard the meteorite jade to prevent anyone from using it and to protect the world.

But his sister is not an outsider, she can deal with the meteorite jade, and he has not lost his memory, so Zhang Qilin is very relaxed.

On the way, they also met Si Teng's tribesmen. Zhang Qilin felt that Si Teng was the most beautiful.

Sister Si Teng’s clansmen look all kinds of weird, but they’re all very good-looking, and a bit like the Zhang family, a bit like the love-brained ones that Sister Mengli mentioned.

You may not be able to defeat others in terms of fighting power, but you can win over them in love.

Zhang Qilin is very tall now, but in the eyes of Mengli and Si Teng, he is just a big baby who needs a little genius watch.

Although she has killed people before, Si Teng always feels that Mengli has led the child astray. She has the feeling that she doesn't want to use her brain at all when she can use force.

Mengli: ... Si Teng, your insults are so dirty...

You are also my child who was raised by me.

Zhang Qilin: ... Sister Si Teng is right, but it feels comfortable not to use my brain.

Or maybe this guy actually enjoys being pampered.

The fact that he was able to dodge Si Teng's vine attack shows that his kung fu is pretty good. And Mengli is a dream demon, and no bronze bell is as scary as her.

Zhang Qilin withstood both a physical magic and a mental attack.

With the occasional feeding of meteorite jade essence by Si Teng and Meng Li, and the nourishment of wood-type abilities, the round flesh on the little Qilin's body is not just flesh, it is full of energy.

They don't like skinny kids, they think plump kids are blessed.

Besides, as long as the child is healthy, his round face is so cute and still charming.

On the way, they also met a black bear. When little Qilin saw the black man, he immediately turned around and left with his two sisters.

He looked like a bad guy.

The black bear behind hurriedly caught up in disbelief and shouted exaggeratedly.

"Mr. Zhang? Is it the Mr. Zhang that the blind man is obsessed with? Is it the Mr. Zhang who was the blind man's mute classmate?"

At this time, he had no time to look at the beauty. The mute became fat. It is a rare article for all time.

Hei Xiazi pulled the mute and looked him over from front to back and left to right, until he saw the fat man with the fat face, his face couldn't help but twisted.

This must be the fattest hair-shaped finger that Hei Xia Zi has ever seen. Can it still be used? Can it still operate a mechanism?

With this overall round body, can the tunnel still be inserted? It won’t get stuck, right? Tsk tsk, the blind man has a big skeleton, and the mute is really round now.

If you go underground, you have to dig a bigger hole.

They are all bad friends. As soon as Zhang Qilin saw the blind man's eyes, he knew that he had no good intentions.

She grabbed the blind man by the neck, said hello to her sisters, and dragged him away into the woods for a detailed talk.

Only the black bear's screams lingered in the air for three days.

It's a bit exaggerated, but Hei Xia Zi felt that the dumb man was even more evil.

What’s the matter? What treasure are you eating? You don’t even give the blind man a bite.

The black bear rubbed his face while screaming, "Mute, don't hit people in the face."

"Who are those two beauties? Dumb, are all members of the Zhang family genetically mutated? They are so beautiful."

This is not Hei Xia Zi’s fault. After all, the Zhang family is really good at giving people a good fight.

"Those are my sisters, the eldest sister Mengli, the second sister Si Teng, and I am the third brother."

At this point, Zhang Qilin couldn't help but straighten his chest and said, "I have a sister and you don't, so you lose, blind man."

Showing off, right? Hei Xiazi is also getting excited.

He put his arm around the mute's shoulders.

"Then I am the fourth brother."

You have to be beaten to death to have something to do with the mute. Don't you see how good the life the mute lives? Look at his clothes, all with dark patterns. When did the mute become so noble? Look at the mute's flesh and back.

This meat doesn't affect the mute's skills at all, which shows that good food leads to better abilities.

It's so difficult for a mute like him to grow flesh.

"Let's go see my sister."

There was a glimmer of cunning in Zhang Qilin's eyes, and when Hei Xiazi was introducing himself seriously, he suddenly added to his sister.

"Hei Xiazi, our family's son."

These words almost choked the blind man to death. It was weird for a mute to make a joke.

"What nonsense you are talking about, sisters. Hello, I am a mute who recognizes my fourth brother. From now on, wherever the sisters are, the blind man will be there too."

So if you want to eat delicious food or drink spicy drinks, you must bring a blind person with you, because a blind person is easy to raise.

Si Teng looked at the two noisy people and thought it was not bad. The children became much more lively and were good friends.

Mengli also agreed. Having another younger brother wouldn’t make much difference. Hei Xiazi couldn’t beat anything anyway, and he could still make the little Qilin happy.

As soon as the two sisters agreed, Hei Xia Zi hesitantly took out a handkerchief from somewhere, and while crying, he straightened his clothes for them to see.

"I am a poor blind man and have no clothes to wear..."

Si Teng: . . . .

Mengli: . . . .

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

Finally, Black Bear's whole body was replaced with new ones, which was the best. Then this black guy stopped crying and smiled brightly.

They ate and drank in Changsha and bought a lot of things. No one dared to mess with the handsome men and beautiful women. It was obvious that Hei Xia Zi was not someone to be messed with. Xiao Qilin and Si Teng looked to be of the same type. Meng Li smiled foolishly, but she was very cruel when she hit people.

Those blind people were dealt with by Mengli and Heixiazi.

Anyway, they left after just a few days. They came to Changsha just to absorb the meteorite jade, but it turned out to be meteorite copper. Bad review.

When they went to the Zhang family ancient building, Mengli realized belatedly that they were in Changsha when the barrier was triggered.

They missed the song performed by Xueqin, which was "Fu Wenpei, open the door! You have the ability to be the clan leader! You have the ability to open the door!"

The one singing the song was Zhang Rishan. It looked like they had left, or they would have been used as fertilizer at the door like the Japanese. Never mind, it wasn't important.

I'll go back and look at it later.