Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"Mengli."

"Here I come, my dear Miss Si Teng."

Mengli, a dream demon.

I was a human in my previous life, and a monster in this life. It was a peaceful time in my previous life, and it was a time of war in the Republic of China in this life. I am really going backwards in time.

Fortunately, it was a demon, otherwise, Mengli would not know how to survive in this chaotic world.

Why? Because she is so weak that she can't even tie a chicken, and she falls down after three steps and collapses after two steps. She is very fragile.

At least the monster's body can withstand blows.

He has a great physique. He can climb to the fifth floor without any effort. He can also fly and kill a small bastard with one punch.

Meeting Si Teng was an accident. In the eyes of ordinary people and warriors, Mengli was very powerful, but in the eyes of those lunatics, they were just prey.

There is always a group of psychopaths who want to kill her.

Mengli: ... I dug up your ancestral grave!!!

If you can't beat them, you can only run away.

Mengli absorbs meteorite jade everywhere to enhance her strength. She relies on it to mutate. She absorbs more and then fights back.

From the hunted to the hunter, the poles have reversed.

As for who was chasing Mengli, Mengli didn't know. She didn't have the brains or the idea to do so. She just wanted to kill him. What's the point? That would only cause her more trouble.

It feels good to have power in hand. If Mengli didn't have too many ideas, she might have turned into a freak.

Mengli is brainless and she doesn’t want to be unhappy.

Mengli is a dream demon, and was accidentally brought out of the space by her. Mengli jumped three feet high with joy, and immediately returned to the place where she hid her things to collect them.

Mengli was in a good mood and flew around, and then she met Si Teng who was locked in a cage.

Maybe it was because of the grief of the rabbit, Mengli rescued Si Teng, and now she has a friend.

For a long time, Si Teng grew up in Mengli's arms, and many of her cognitions were taught by Mengli.

But Mengli also knew that she was uneducated and brainless, so she selected several private schools for Si Teng to study.

Si Teng has a very sharp brain and is a genius at acquiring knowledge.

Even those old-fashioned people looked at Si Teng with pride and regret.

Mengli rolled her eyes and said, "What a pity, you big-headed ghost! You just look down on girls. If you have the guts, come out of a boy's belly."

Haha, man, old man, knowledgeable and cultured old man.

However, those old-fashioned people are really kind to Si Teng and take care of her like their own daughter. But when they see Mengli, they wonder why these two sisters are so different. It seems that Mengli's brain is all about Si Teng.

A girl is more reckless than a reckless man, but nowadays, girls need to have fighting skills to protect themselves. Seeing that the two sisters, one is a scholar and the other is a warrior, the old man asked someone to buy them two guns for self-defense.

"No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives. Guns are the fastest at more than 7 steps away, and the same is true within 7 steps. Si Teng, you are a smart teacher and I am very confident in you. Your sister, you should keep an eye on me, lest you let go and think you are Nezha and block the hole of the gun directly."

Mengli’s smile froze. “Old man, you’re trying to kill yourself. Who can dare to lick me in person?”

It's just you, for Si Teng's sake, huh.

"I say, old fashioned, you better take care of yourself. Don't wait until we come back to see you and you're already lying in a coffin, all you can do is make noises."

The old man threw his sleeves in anger and left.

"A child cannot be taught, and a rotten tree cannot be carved."

Si Teng carried the rattan box in her hand, looked at the old man's back, turned around, took Mengli's hand, and set off on the journey.

In this chaotic era, two beautiful women also left behind legends.

Stopping and walking along the way, Mengli robbed the rich and helped the poor everywhere. Her space had everything.

Every time Si Teng saw Mengli looking like she wanted to tear off the wall, she didn’t understand. She really didn’t understand. Was this some kind of hoarding habit?

They are not short of money.

Moreover, Mengli has a strong desire to perform. Sometimes she calls her Miss Si Teng, and sometimes she says that she is her adopted daughter. She is the most professional in serving people, and even the old servants come out.

Is there any old slave like her?

And what about the eldest sister? Sometimes I really want to hit someone. Si Teng felt that her endurance had skyrocketed.

Si Teng always felt that Mengli had seen too many other people's dreams and had changed.

Under abnormal circumstances, it is actually quite normal.

Faced with the chaos outside and the complexity of people's hearts, Mengli and Si Teng want to find a place to live in seclusion and come out when things are stable.

There are too many psychopaths who are looking for trouble with monsters these days, and none of them are afraid of death.

Thinking about the long and long things all day long, your brain is not normal.

God always likes to play jokes. Those who don’t want to live forever become immortal, while those who want to live forever get nothing.

From south to north, from east to west, Mengli chose a deep mountain in the northeast. She had seen it. There were many deep mansions and courtyards inside, and there were many institutions outside. It looked like it had been abandoned for a long time and was covered in dust. Since no one was there, they accepted it with a smile.

Anyway, once the Qingchen technique is used, everything will be clean.

Looking at the newly renovated houses, Si Teng nodded with satisfaction.

"good."

Mengli was so happy when she heard that, and went to put things away happily.

Zhang Qilin on the rooftop looked at the two people who came in openly, not knowing what they were doing. They took things out of thin air and made the Zhang house look elegant and exquisite, as if they were decorating their own home.

Zhang Qilin: This is my home, even though I’m alone here.

So, the little Zhang Qilin still stood in front of them diligently, with a cold face, delicate features, short stature, and he looked at them expressionlessly and spoke.

"who are you?"

Si Teng looked at Meng Li speechlessly. This is the deserted room you mentioned. But there is someone here. It seems like they are bullying children.

Mengli: ... I don’t know where to put my awkward hands and feet. I didn’t notice it last time.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice you last time. I thought it was an empty lot with no one around, so I planned to settle here.

Now that you've discovered it, we'll take care of you reluctantly.

You look so thin, you must not have eaten well, it’s okay, I’ll make it for you.”

Mengli picked up the child and went to the kitchen without caring about his reaction. If you don’t say anything, I will take it that you agree.

Zhang Qilin: ... Who am I, where am I, isn’t this my home?

It was the first time he was hugged so closely by someone. It felt so sweet and soft, and he was a little uncomfortable.

Si Teng found it funny to see the angry child's dazed reaction when being interrupted. It would be nice to have one more child, as it would add more fun to their lives.

With Mengli around, Si Teng felt relieved and went to tidy up their rooms.

She still likes to arrange Si Teng’s clothes and accessories herself. After all, things she likes will be treated differently. The rest can be left to Mengli.

Such as cooking.

This is Mengli’s favorite.

Mengli held the child in one hand and lit the fire with a wave of her finger. The empty kitchen now had a lot of ingredients. Mengli cooked with one hand and kissed the child from time to time.

Zhang Qilin's face suddenly turned red and he became unrestrained.

And that was his favorite chicken, so considering so much food, he forgave him, and the cold little boy's defense was broken.

Mengli kept on chattering, not caring whether the child responded or not. She also didn't think about whether the child was scared. Maybe after being a monster for so long, the child would instinctively ignore these situations.

So this is a monster.

Zhang Qilin has read the family records and found that there were monsters in ancient times, so these are two monsters that have become spirits.

To Zhang Qilin, humans are scarier than monsters, and this monster likes him.