Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

What is life like raising children? It's full of chaos.

No, because we have the almighty house-elves.

That's right, when the child giggles, things around him will fly up, and at this time Hei Xia Zi will immediately take out his camera to take pictures.

"Dumb, look, our kids are awesome!!!"

The tone of voice sounded like it belonged to someone else's family.

Zhang Qilin: !!! My own child, is he so worthless?

Su Mu has been watching over them. Duoduo and Duorou are both very nervous. It seems that the young master and young lady have plenty of magic power, but they are worried that the magic power may riot.

But you can’t be like the little master who loves to vomit and is a terrible dud.

Su Mu's magic power is enormous, and he has his own set of magic operation trajectories. He once discussed this with Green's Devoe. It is really impossible for ordinary people to operate like him, so it is best to guide him from a young age.

The magic is even more powerful.

So, the two little kids are just right to inherit his mantle. Zhang Qilin gets Chinese education, Su Mu gets magic education, and as for Hei Xia Zi, forget it, let him play by himself. Su Mu always feels that Hei Xia Zi doesn't touch the two babies because they are still young and not fun to play with.

When they grow up and become strong, the black bear becomes the biggest danger.

Zhang Qilin was much more attentive than Hei Xia Zi. He imitated the house-elf and soon became proficient, and was able to hold two children effortlessly.

The little child was shouting “Ohhhh, Ahhhh”, and he responded with a smile.

The few people kept calling "baby, baby" and only then did they realize that the child had not yet been named.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Black Bear: . . . . .

Su Mu: . . . .

Duoduo, who has read the magic dictionary to pieces, said: ... Ha! Master! Ha! Both young masters! Not even one of them can do it!

I was so bad at naming the last three that I couldn’t think of any. Duoduo looked at me and laughed at me for a long time.

In the end, it was Zhang Qilin who decided to name the baby boy Qi Ankang, nicknamed An'an, and the baby girl Qi Anning, nicknamed Ningning.

Because Zhang Qilin felt that the Zhang family was suffering, he didn't want his child to take his surname. Su Mu thought that his brother thought that the surname Zhang was poisonous. After all, there were only a few normal people in the Zhang family, and they were all crazy to some extent.

It’s not that Zhang Qilin needs the Zhang family, but that the Zhang family needs Zhang Qilin.

Zhang Qilin is the anchor of the Zhang family’s existence in this world.

Su Mu also investigated a lot of things about the Zhang family. As expected, in terms of inheritance and feudalism, no one in the country can compare with them.

The nobles' toys are what they have left over.

As for Hei Xia Zi, he was directly deprived of the right to be named. Duoduo wanted to hit someone because of the ugly name.

It turns out that whoever takes care of the child will feel the pain.

Duoduo and Duorou are the most pitiful, followed by Sumu and Zhang Qilin.

Finally, there is the black bear.

For example, if the children are fine, he will turn them over and act like a turtle, and then the children will get angry and scream.

"Come on, come and beat daddy."

This naughty look is like bullying a child who can't walk. Is Hei Xiazi really not afraid of the child pulling out his oxygen tube?

When the children are older, around the age of three, they will fight back.

Because Hei Xia Zi doesn't know magic, and maybe because they are fraternal twins, they work together very well, after all, they have lived in the same room since they were young.

The magic power of the two people rolled up the black bear.

Little An Ning pointed at Hei Xia Zi and shouted "bad, bad, bad". Little An Kang then controlled Hei Xia Zi and used him as a drawing board for An Ning.

This kind of activity usually ends when Zhang Qilin and Su Mu arrive.

Zhang Qilin could only call out to the blind man helplessly, even though the blind man never listened and last time he even snatched the children’s milk bottles, making them cry out with hunger.

“Milk, milk, milk, milk…” she kept calling out.

It’s quite funny that the first word in life is “奶” (nana), and then, you point at a blind person and call him “bad, bad, bad”.

As for the others, dad, uncle, none of them learned anything.

Does Hei Xia Zi like his children? The answer is of course he does, but the way he expresses his love is problematic. It’s the kind that makes anyone who sees it twitch their mouth.

How could he not love his own child? All the child’s New Year’s money was kept by him.

At least half of Su Mu's space items, from accessories to magic weapons, are in the blind man's place. The blind man is quite capable. Su Mu looked at Zhang Qilin with resentment in his eyes and said, "Please take care of your family. You are lawless."

At this time, Zhang Qilin could only pull up his hood, he knew nothing.

When Hei Xia Zi felt like digging up graves in foreign countries, he and the mute dug up graves there, and then scolded the people for being poor and uneducated, without even considering that they were only a few hundred years old and had nothing good to offer.

Later, I set my sights on a museum, which was almost completely looted, but I still couldn't let go, so I went home.

Therefore, when the Ministry of Magic came to his door, Su Mu was speechless. Clean your ass, you blind man.

Because of Su Mu's own strength, I can only warn him not to do it again in the future. Stealing too much will affect the image of a wizard.

Hei Xia Zi looked at the entire castle, half of which was filled with his spoils, and said aggrievedly that it was not yet full.

Su Mu: . . . .

"I'll be yours even if I die, why are you in such a hurry?"

But when he thought that the blind man might not live longer than him, Su Mu wanted to laugh. The blind man would definitely be angry to death.

Little Ankang and little Anning have been taught since childhood to protect their fathers, but they are fragile and have no magic.

However, they had a hard time enduring the fact that Dad Qi always snatched their meat at the dinner table and forced them to eat vegetables.

The two children love eating chicken and meat just like the mute, but they don’t like eating vegetables. The mute’s genes are really difficult to deal with.

Zhang Qilin looked at the blind man, then turned to the child and said, "One bite of vegetables, one bite of chicken."

Xiao Ankang and Xiao Anning were satisfied. They thought that Dad Zhang was the best.

The blind man rolled his eyes. He had become a bad guy, so he treated the mute equally and gave him a big bite of vegetables.

"Eat it, dumb, and set an example for the kids. Let's start eating vegetables from you."

Zhang Qilin frowned, but finally ate it under the gaze of the child.

Hei Xia Zi thought, I can’t cure you yet, you all have to listen to me.

Su Mu didn't care, because there was no such problem in the magical world. No, just a bottle of potion would be enough.

But as for the potion, everyone who drank it said it was good. The two kids became very well behaved after drinking it once.

So they are most afraid of sumac.

When the children went to a German magic school, Hei Xia Zi wanted to have some time alone, so he took all his equipment with him and they went to Hong Kong.

Met Zhang Haike and others.

They decided to go back to the Zhang family to reinforce the clan land, where his memories, both good and bad, were kept.

Zhang Haike didn't expect Zhang Qilin to recognize him. The amnesia of the Zhang family head was both instinctive and man-made.

So when Zhang Qilin called him Zhang Haike, Zhang Haike really cried.

Hei Xiazi felt that there was an affair going on, so he poked the mute's waist and gave him a kiss.

Zhang Haike: . . . . . ! ! ! ! ! !

Zhang Haike tried hard to ignore Hei Xia Zi and told him everything about the fights between the Zhang family, the Wang family, and the Nine Gates in recent years. Zhang Qilin had never expected that his and Su Mu's original decision would make the Wang family surface, nor did he expect the effect to be so good.

As expected, Su Mu is his lucky star, this younger brother is very good.