Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

While eating, Zhou Tian picked up some fish fillets for Xiaoguan, which had no bones.

Xiaopang’s mother also picked up some for Xiaopang, and as a result, the two children picked up some for each other.

"Little Fatty, eat."

"Little officer, eat."

There was also milky white fish soup on the side. After taking a sip, their eyes sparkled. The two little guys ate it bite by bite, drinking a sip of the fish soup from time to time. Paired with firewood rice, the children were very satisfied.

They just need to take good care of it as long as it doesn't have any thorns.

The fat dad was much more sincere. He just came to eat for free, and his eyes widened after the first bite.

He looked at the others, then gave Zhou Tian a flattering smile and started to inhale frantically. However, he had to be careful with fish bones, so he ate the fish head first. The crispy, tender and smooth taste made him unable to stop eating.

Little Fatty’s mother: . . . .

Don’t you usually pick food for me? Why don’t you pretend to do that outside?

I'll make you kneel on durian peel when you get back.

The chubby mother took a sip of the fish soup, and it felt smooth and her throat felt comfortable.

He also began to eat silently with his head down.

I'll deal with you when I get home.

"Xiaoguan, your father cooks delicious food. The fish is delicious, the soup is tasty, and the rice is fragrant."

Xiaopang couldn't eat anymore, so he started chatting.

Look at mom, she’s smiling silly, and then look at dad, well, he’s not a good person.

His little friend is still the best.

The official couldn't eat anymore, so he put down his bowl and chopsticks.

“Dad’s cooking is delicious.”

He has gained weight.

"Xiaoguan, you are so lucky, my mother."

As he said this, he secretly glanced at his mother and said, "My mother is a good cook."

Then he looked at his father again and said, "My father can't do it."

Several adults were eating while listening to the children talking. As a result, the fat dad almost choked to death. "Cough cough cough"

"Look, you can't even eat properly, you're such a grown-up."

The official nodded. Indeed. "You are right."

Zhou Tian laughed so hard in his throat that he almost suffocated. Even the fat boy's mother turned her head away. It turned out that children were indeed more playful.

"Xiaopang, it's not that Daddy can't do it, it's that Daddy can't cook."

Can't you just speak in full? You are spreading rumors. The fat boy's father thought that he must teach this rebellious son a lesson when he gets home.

"It's the same. The little officials can understand it. Don't you adults understand it? The teacher is right. Adults are very complicated, not as simple as us children."

Fat dad: How can he be wrong? Although what his son said was not wrong, he just misunderstood it. Damn it. Innocence is really scary, it can defeat an old-fashioned person.

"Xiaoguan, take Xiaopang to play nearby."

Zhou Tian spoke up to help.

"Okay, Dad."

The children walked away hand in hand, "Let's go, the adult push-push game has begun. I'll show you my Monkey King."

"Is he the Monkey King with a giant golden cudgel?"

"Yes, it's super big."

The officer gestured, "It's bigger than all of us combined."

"I knew that the Monkey King was the greatest."

The three adults looked at each other.

"Let's continue eating."

You can't listen to this.

After the adults exchanged greetings, they took the children home when they saw that they had almost finished playing.

Xiaoguan took his father's hand and said, "Dad, I have a question."

"Ask, Dad knows everything."

"Dad, why is the sun wearing a mask? Xiaopang asked me, I don't know."

"No, when did the sun wear a mask?"

“It’s in the song!”

Xiaoguan looked at his father in confusion and said, Dad, you don’t know.

"Which song?"

Zhou Tian doesn’t think there is any song about the sun wearing a mask.

"The sun is wearing a mask, the flowers are smiling at me, the birds are saying good morning, good morning, why are you carrying a small schoolbag!"

Dad, you still don't admit it.

Zhou Tian slapped his head and said, "That's the sun shining in the sky, which means the sun is shining on us in the sky, not the mask."

After saying this, I laughed out loud. Is the children's world so interesting?

Say weird things every day.

Xiaoguan understood. So that’s how it is. He will tell Xiaopang about it tomorrow.

Xiaoguan lay on his father.

"Dad, I want to sleep."

"Go to sleep, Daddy is here."

Zhou Tian patted the young official's body gently, and he walked more steadily and closed the door carefully.

The sound of walking seemed to be silenced. I touched the child's back and found that he was not sweating.

After changing his clothes, Xiaoguan groaned. Thinking of the child who didn't dare to say a word or resist at the beginning, but now he had raised him to be plump and had a bad temper, Zhou Tian's heart was filled with sadness.

Baby, grow up healthy and happy, daddy is here.

After gently kissing her forehead, Zhou Tian went to another room to wash up.

After washing and smelling fragrant, when lying on the bed, Xiaoguan unconsciously curled up in his father's arms.

The official had a dream.

In the dream, he was in a tall courtyard and he was the only one in the courtyard. Someone would come to teach him, but no one else would talk to him.

One day he was pulled up to the platform and told that he was not the Holy Child.

He didn't know what the Holy Child was.

Everyone was arguing, and he couldn't see their faces clearly as they were a bit far away.

But he didn't like the way they looked at him.

After that, he went to an orphanage, where he seemed to be bullied. The teacher said that this was bullying and that children should not bully others and should tell their teachers and their parents.

Then one day, he saw a shiny ball, and it asked him if he wanted to go with it.

He agreed.

Because it said it would give him a father who loved him.

The parents of the orphanage camp are all dead. When I was young and ignorant, I thought the master was my father.

When he was on the wall, he saw a child from the Zhang family who had a father and a mother. He wondered if he could have one too, one that would smile at him.

He has seen it, and that faint smile is very warm.

When he woke up later, he saw his father.

Dad smiled at him so brightly and was better to him than he thought.

She would not scold him or pull his bones for nothing. She would always speak to him with a smile. She would buy him many toys that he had never seen before and would play with him. She said that she would protect him.

Xiaoguan, you are daddy’s baby.

Dad, you are also Xiaoguan’s baby.

【The system looked at the heartless Zhou Tian, ​​and the poor little thing it valued was raised so plump, and gave him a kiss. Don't worry, I brought you here, and I will definitely let you live a good life. I'm not a stepfather, you can also call me system daddy.

Ding Dong, 100 million yuan has been received in the raising fund. 】

The sound of the system receiving funds did not affect Zhou Tian’s good sleep because it was muted.

The chirping of birds fell on the window, and the aroma of seafood porridge wafted from the kitchen. Xiaoguan was brushing his teeth and looking in the mirror. There was a little yellow duck on the mirror, and the sink was full of water with little goldfish in it.

With a swish, the towel went in, Xiaoguan wiped his face, and went to find his father. It was another school day.

The school bus beeped, "Dad, I'm leaving."

“Have fun!”

Driver: ... Dad!