Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1 Why is retirement so difficult?

Shen Qing became a god because of humanity, and he would naturally fall because of humanity. He had expected this day, but he didn't expect to run into a little thing that called itself a system, saying that it would take him to complete a task. As long as the task was completed, he could repair his soul and reshape his body.

I really don't know where this little thing got the confidence from. He wanted to repair a god by relying only on the remaining soul. Shen Qing agreed without any hesitation.

Anyway, he can survive, so he doesn't want to die.

He witnessed the fall of God, his close friends including himself.

However, this little thing tried to live in his soul, which was not allowed. Even if his soul was broken and damaged, he was still a god.

How could a small system like yours covet this? The small system that was caught in the palm of the hand was doubting its life. Which system was like it, being completely controlled by the host?

Moreover, this Shen Qing is still a remnant soul. It cannot move at all. Its core has been disassembled. The small system is frantically sending a distress signal to the main system, "Help, main system!"

After the so-called system in his hand dimmed, Shen Qing played with the core in his hand curiously. It was very interesting that such a strange and ingenious skill had developed to this point. However, it was still a little short of it. Would the main system mentioned by the small system be more fun?

A hint of curiosity flashed across Shen Qing's eyes. Perhaps he would know after taking it apart.

Main system: Don't come over here, little system, you idiot. Do you know who you have provoked? You are indeed the worst system in this system. Your previous hosts were either love-brained or stud men. Well, just send them away by yourself. It's no problem to find a stronger one, but, is the person you are looking for a human? Look carefully before binding. Are the big guys so easy to bind? Eleven out of ten big guys are crazy, moody, scheming, and damn powerful.

For the first time, the main system felt that its speed was too fast, which was not good. In the past, it was to intimidate the small systems below and let them not to target it. But now, it is like a death sentence, it is courting death.

Why do I say that? Because the main system is now trembling in Shen Qing's hands just like the small system. It is trembling even more violently when it looks at the dim small system. Help! This ancestor is definitely going to take its life. The main system thinks that it is not really going to die.

Look, Shen Qing smiled, it’s over. Generally, when a powerful crazy boss smiles, haha, the life and death of his enemies are unpredictable!

While the main system was running wildly, Shen Qing actually dismantled the main system very easily. Yes, he dismantled it.

After figuring it out, Shen Qing put them back. He had some idea of ​​the purpose of this little thing. It was not against the right path, but rather a different approach.

After setting the maximum authority for itself, it deletes the data about it in the main system and throws it back. In the future, when the main system encounters the small system, it will naturally become blurred and give the small system the greatest convenience and authority.

After the small system woke up, it said to its host, "Let's go. Mission objective: Save Tianqing."

Of course, this was not the original mission goal, but how could Shen Qing do those idiotic missions like love? He was concerned about the fortune and merit of saving the small world. Becoming a god through merit is also a good idea. The small world he chose will become a real world after he leaves to save the world, rather than a world full of loopholes that need to be patched.

So when the hero and heroine were in love, the entire country and even the world had already changed its appearance. After the small world was complete, Shen Qing left with full of merits, and the small system also made a lot of money.

Only the confused male and female protagonists are left. All their luck has been taken back by the Heavenly Dao, leaving only a small portion as compensation for being tools. However, if they seek death, the Heavenly Dao will not stop them.

After all, Heaven has tolerated these idiots for a long time. If it had enough energy, it would really want to kill them.

Of course, this is because the world has big loopholes. The male and female protagonists deviate from the main plot and focus on love, completely forgetting their original purpose.

Of course, not all worlds are like this. In order not to blind one's eyes and insult one's ears, the world after Shen Qing also specially selected some worlds with normal male and female protagonists. In this way, they complement each other and do not interfere with each other. The Heavenly Dao is also happy. The chosen lucky male and female protagonists will work hard on their careers and not forget their original intentions, and finally everything will come to fruition. This is the correct way to open it, okay?

Just like that, the ranking of the small system soared all the way up from the bottom and directly achieved the Grand Slam. It was perfect. As expected, choosing the right host would directly lead to success.

Its vision is unmatched, and now it is also one of the main systems. It feels great to be the supervisor.

By the time Shen Qing applied to leave and live a retirement life, his soul and body had been completed and became more harmonious, and his time was even longer.

Shen Qing had a smooth retirement life and really wanted to take a break. After all, even a god would have to spend a lot of brainpower to learn how to save the world. The background and ability system of each world were different, and even the way of thinking about interests was different. One had to keep up with the times but not be out of touch with the times.

Everything was going smoothly, but just as Shen Qing was rocking back and forth on the recliner in the yard with a palm-leaf fan, the upgraded main system arrived. It was no longer the small system of the past, but its silly and cute appearance was still the same.

"Help me, host. I I oh I, you you you you."

"speak English."

"Host, you completed your mission so well that when the Heavenly Daos found out, they spread the word and all came to place orders directly. Therefore, you cannot retire and you have been rehired."

The creaking sound of the rocking recliner stopped abruptly, and Shen Qing's face turned pale. He had never been so hardworking and selfless before.

Although it's not that much, the intensity of work for saving the world has always been very high. What's wrong with him wanting to rest? He had never been so tired before his death.

However, when he saw the request for help from the Heavenly Dao in other worlds, he couldn't help but sigh. Such great merits were too hot to handle. He didn't expect that one day he would dislike having too much merit.

As expected, whenever you want to lie down, merit will beckon you. It will not attract you, it will only seduce you. It really works.

Anyway, whether to do it or not depends on his mood. Nothing can restrain him now. There is a vast world for him to do great things. That's great, but he still wants to lie down. Encouragement and chicken soup for the soul are useless. He is ready to give up.

They are already retired, but they still want to be re-employed. How smart is that? Isn't the purpose of working hard to have a rest? Otherwise what's the point?

It is impossible to work, but you can play badly.

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