Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

Excluding the overly outrageous idea that "my child suddenly appears in Xiao Palace, and the child has grown up, and there is a group of them, and they want to take me to see them", this is the idea that netizens must have had before traveling through time.

Jiang Yi followed Xiao Gong very seriously and met the group of little guys.

Two men and one woman, three wives and children.

"Is this the monster sister Xiao Gong mentioned... the one who defeated the Great Demon King and rescued her from the cave where she was imprisoned?"

Matsuzaka, Iwao, and Ayaka looked at Jiang Yi in amazement.

It seems... a little familiar.

As Jiang Yi walked over, he had already heard Xiao Gong explain the cause and effect of the incident.

Because she was wanted, she had to hide in the Mulou Teahouse and had not played with these children for a long time. When asked about it, she made up a story in desperation about how Sister Xiaogong fought against the big devil, accidentally fell into a trap, was imprisoned in a cave, and was finally rescued by a kind-hearted monster.

Then, the children wanted to meet Mr. Monster.

At the same time, ask Mr. Monster some questions that only Monsters know.

"Hello!" Jiang Yi waved his hand.

"Hmm... why does it look a little different... Mr. Youkai seems to look like us! No weird ears, no weird tail..." The little girl Caixiang said hesitantly.

"Haha!" Xiao Gong tried to smooth things over, "Because Mr. Monster is now living in a human city! Of course he used magic to become like us!"

"What kind of monster is Mr. Monster?" asked another little boy, Iwao.

Should we say that children are just children?

Ask whatever you want to ask boldly.

Jiang Yi stopped Xiao Gong who was about to smooth things over and said with his head held high: "If you want to see my true appearance, you must accept my test! Otherwise, you will be scared and run away."

"We are not afraid!" The last little boy, Matsuzaka, said, "What test? Come on!"

Jiang Yi flipped his palm, and five bags of strangely packaged candies appeared in his hand.

"Take this terrible potion with me, keep your mouth shut and never open it for even a minute, and I will show you what Mr. Monster really looks like..."

Xiao Gong, Matsuzaka, Iwao, Ayaka, and myself, one pack each.

"You are not allowed to swallow it without my permission!" Jiang Yi reminded.

Xiao Gong looked at the items in his hand curiously, and watched Jiang Yi open the package in his hand, pour it into his mouth, close his mouth, and look at them provocatively.

It smells like candy. When Xiaogong opens it, he can smell the sweet fragrance of the item.

He put it in his mouth and his eyes widened slightly.

"Hmm..." His eyebrows and nose seemed to be wrinkled to show the horror of this potion.

“Sister Xiaogong…” The three children looked at Xiaogong, who seemed to be in great pain, and then looked at Jiang Yi, who remained calm. “Damn it! We will never admit defeat.”

Each person took a bite, and after eating, they closed their mouths tightly, clenched their hands tightly, and prepared to feel the most terrible taste imaginable.

but……

The three of them looked at each other quickly. If Mr. Monster hadn't said they couldn't speak, they would have wanted to communicate. What was in their mouths...

Xiao Gong looked at the three children's surprised eyes with an uncomfortable face, and no longer pretended. He closed his eyes and looked very enjoyable.

One minute later.

"Hahahaha! You're scared by me, right?" Xiao Gong opened his eyes and said to the three children, "How is it? It's delicious, isn't it? It's not the scary potion that Mr. Monster said it was."

Her golden eyes gleamed.

"But it's true that tasting this magical candy for the first time is really frightening. It's as if... as if fireworks of different flavors exploded in your mouth, jumping, dancing, and burning non-stop. It's exceptionally gorgeous."

"What is this candy called?"

Xiao Gong asked Jiang Yi.

"I haven't given it a name yet, but I think it's better to call it 'Monster Fireworks'." Jiang Yi looked at the package in his hand, the popping candy, a memory of his childhood before the time travel, one of the alchemical byproducts when he was bored and copied various snacks.

Correct name: "Experimental version of popping candy No. 2531, where you can feel fireworks exploding on your tongue for one minute just by closing your mouth."

"It was actually made by Mr. Monster himself? It's really amazing." Xiao Gong was shocked and praised.

It’s a bit hard to imagine what kind of state Mr. Yokai would be in to make candies that children would like.

"Horrible potion..." Ayaka looked down at the package in her hand.

"Ayaka, do you still want to eat?" Iwao asked.

"No!" Caixiang wrinkled her nose.

"Iwao, why don't we just not see Mr. Monster's true appearance and try another scary potion." Matsuzaka said.

Jiang Yi and Xiao Gong smiled when they heard what the three children said.

"Mr. Monster, you always keep your word!" Jiang Yi said, "Look carefully, a big monster with horns on its head and a tail on its back..."

Whoosh! The wind started blowing in the same place.

"what--!"

"what--!"

"what--!"

Matsuzaka, Iwao, and Ayaka were so scared when they saw a big head that they closed their eyes. When they opened them again, they found that everything was calm and Mr. Youkai and Sister Xiaomiya were still standing there.

"Did you see it?" Of course it was not a real change. Jiang Yi just used an illusion.

"I...saw...it..." Matsuzaka, Iwao, and Ayaka were a little scared, but they didn't want to admit that they saw it, so they closed their eyes.

I was afraid that what I said might be different from what my friends said, so I just kept silent.

"Don't be afraid!" Jiang Yi said, "Look at this again..."

A pair of elf ears suddenly appeared on Jiang Yi, and there seemed to be gorgeous wings behind him.

"Is this... an elf? A goblin?" The children watched as colons appeared one after another? Was this another appearance of Mr. Goblin?

"Okay! The previous look is for dealing with the bad guys, this look is... for delivering 'monster fireworks' to good children!" Jiang Yi quickly put away his dream butterfly fairy look, "Only good children who are sensible, obedient, hardworking, diligent, and able to correct their mistakes can get Mr. Monster's monster fireworks."

"We are good kids who are sensible, obedient, hardworking, diligent, and able to correct their mistakes..." Matsuzaka, Iwao, and Ayaka answered in unison, quite confidently.

"Really?" Jiang Yi asked.

"Of course it's true." The three children nodded together.

"Mr. Monster has very good ears! Don't lie to me." Jiang Yi looked at Xiao Gong, "And I will ask your sister Xiao Gong..."

"Sister Xiaogong..." They saw Xiaogong together and blinked wildly.

"Haha!" Xiao Gong stretched out his hand, "Of course you are good kids."

"Did you hear that, Mr. Monster?" the three children said complacently.

"Then... there's no other way. I'll give you another portion of 'Monster Fireworks'." Jiang Yi took out the candy.

"That's great!" Caixiang jumped up.

"Thank you, Mr. Yokai!" Matsuzaka and Iwao carefully put away the wonderful candy.

"Mr. Monster, Mr. Monster, can you talk to us?" they asked excitedly.

"Mr. Monster, what do you usually eat?"

Looking at those pairs of eyes, Jiang Yi thought for a long time. He couldn't bring out those strange foods, and normal food didn't fit Mr. Monster's character, so he had to...

The first time I saw Xiao Gong, that introduced it.

"Well, maybe some rolls?" he said seriously.

This little bread is a real little bread.

"Small bread?" The children didn't expect that the monster would eat so simply. They thought it was some fruit from a fairy tale.

"Mr. Youkai seems to really like eating buns..." Xiao Gong nodded, "That's what his friends said."

"Okay, okay, do you have anything else to ask?" Jiang Yi quickly changed the subject. What if someone in Tianxiao Palace discovered that the bun had two meanings? It would be more embarrassing than a fairy tale being shattered.

"Hmm..." The kids thought about it.

"Mr. Monster, do you know the 'Big Raccoon Monster'?" Matsuzaka asked.

"Yes! Mr. Monster, you are a monster, you must know where the 'Big Raccoon Monster', who is also a monster, lives!" Caixiang looked at Jiang Yi.

"Ah ha..." Xiao Gong was a little nervous.

Although I didn't tell him, judging from Jiang Yi's expression, he should be able to handle it!

Matsuzaka saw that Jiang Yi seemed to be recalling something: "Mr. Monster, don't you know? That is a very powerful and cunning monster that can transform into all kinds of things, appears and disappears mysteriously, and likes to deceive people!"

He remembered how this monster defeated the big devil and saved Xiao Gong's sister. "Maybe his magic power is a little weaker than yours, monster. He is also very naughty and not friendly at all."

"Yes, yes!" Yanfu said, "The rice in our house was eaten by the 'Big Raccoon Demon'. One time, my father was even kicked into the river by the 'Big Raccoon Demon'."

"I know!" Jiang Yi said, "Big raccoon demon!"

Xiao Gong breathed a sigh of relief.

"Can you tell us how you found it?" Caixiang asked.

"What are you looking for it for?" Jiang Yi asked.

"Because we finally have a way to drive it away!" Ayaka replied.

"My dad said that the 'Big Raccoon Demon' likes to play tricks on people who don't come home." Yanfu said, "As long as we beat the 'Big Raccoon Demon' away, we can go out and play anytime!"

"..."Matsusaka.

The scene was quiet for a moment.

Xiao Gong put his hands on his hips and looked at the three people helplessly.

Jiang Yi stood up straight, full of pressure: "Not going home? Going out to play at any time? This doesn't seem to be the behavior of a good child! The 'monster fireworks' in your hands..."

"Wait! Don't take back the 'Monster Fireworks' from us." Caixiang took a step back in fear, her anxious voice tinged with tears.

"Yes! Yes! We always go home on time and finish our homework before going out to play." Iwao said.

"Is it because you are afraid of the 'Big Raccoon Monster'? So, you can only be good children." Jiang Yi frowned, "But I won't punish you for what you think in your heart! So, you can keep these 'Monster Fireworks'..."

"Huh..." The three children felt scared to death.

Today, the "big raccoon demon" seemed to have suddenly accomplished something great.

Then, they explained to Jiang Yi that they only beat bad monsters. They also told their parents when they went out today, saying that they wanted to find the "big raccoon monster" together, and their parents did not object.

The "Big Raccoon Demon" is very powerful.

But they told the story of the "giant raccoon demon" to Sister Xiaogong, who taught them not to be afraid but to learn how to drive it away.

Weapons were prepared for them and they were taught how to blow up monsters.

Unfortunately, Sister Xiaogong was captured by the big devil and only came back now. They waited for a long time before the day came for them to act together.

Legend has it that the current "Big Raccoon Demon" is very weak and can only hide to rest! As long as you return home before the "Big Raccoon Demon" recovers its power, you will be safe.

It is their turn to protect the things at home, the crops in the fields, and their parents. As long as they defeat the "big raccoon demon", these bad things will not happen.

It’s definitely not about not going home!

Jiang Yi listened to the children's final emphasis with a smile.

"So, Mr. Yokai, can you tell us where the big raccoon monster is?" Said Ayaka.

"Some people say that the 'giant raccoon demon' is fake, but our parents wouldn't lie to us, and our sister Xiaogong, who often plays with us and tells us stories, would never lie! And Mr. Monster, you also said so, the 'giant raccoon demon' really exists." Iwao said excitedly.

"However, we have indeed never seen the 'Big Raccoon Demon'... We must find it, so please, Mr. Monster." Matsuzaka said seriously.