Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

"Hey! Ganyu." Master Liuyun Jiefeng called out to Ganyu who was about to get up.

Ganyu stiffened for a moment.

"Go make some tea!" Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun changed the subject, making Ganyu breathe a sigh of relief.

"Got it, Master." She left quickly to get the immortal tea.

Everyone seemed to eat faster and started saying they were full.

Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan and Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang left the table first, using the excuse of going for a walk in the mountains to digest their food.

Jiang Yi pulled Shen He up and said, "Master, I'm going to teach Sister to weave the Sky Lantern."

Paimon looked left and right and said, "Ying and I will go too."

Ying stood up and said something to Master Liuyunjiefeng, then hurriedly followed.

"Humph! One by one." Master Liuyun Jiefeng looked at Ganyu who had returned. Ganyu put down the tea and said, "I'll go make another pot for Jiang Yi and the others."

He ran away quickly muttering to himself.

“Alas~ As expected, Yaoyao is the most sensible. She is willing to listen to me and sit with me until the end.” Master Liuyun Jiefeng shook his head and looked at the well-behaved Yaoyao.

"Aunt Liuyun, are you planning to find a wife for Brother Jiang Yi?" Yaoyao looked innocent.

"According to the age of mortals... I'll just ask." Master Liuyun Jiefeng has traveled all over the world and has seen mortals' New Year's parties, so he is very experienced in how to chat at the dinner table.

"Yaoyao, just now you were just talking about how Jiang Yi met those girls, without telling the specific story. Let me tell you..." Master Liuyun Jiefeng took Yaoyao's hand and told her everything he had heard and seen about Mondstadt.

Yaoyao listened to stories about foreign countries and stories about Jiang Yi and the girls. All those girls were so outstanding, no wonder brother Jiang Yi said “very good” to them all.

It would be really hard to choose only one person.

Can't you have them all like a child likes candy? What does a wife really represent?

Yaoyao thought of her parents and how they got along with each other.

……

Over there, a group of people escaped from the pressure of the chatty Master.

"Jiang Yi, I'm sorry." After hesitating for a moment, Gan Yu finally decided to say sorry to Jiang Yi.

"It's really hard to stop Zhenjun from chatting."

Paimon put his hands on his hips and said, "It seems that bird is even worse at reading the atmosphere than I am!"

What's the point of laughing at someone who has taken only fifty steps?

Jiang Yi glanced at Paimeng.

"Paimeng, shhh!" Ying pointed at the cave. If the immortals wanted to listen, they could not hide anything from them at this distance.

"Senior sister, you don't have to apologize." Jiang Yi waved his hand, "I understand you, senior sister."

"No! No!" Ganyu said ashamedly, "We should be united against the common enemy."

Jiang Yi was full of energy. He gently struck the Dust Cleansing Bell, using the sound of the music to cover up his words. He covered Gan Yu's mouth with his hand and said, "Senior Sister, the walls have ears!"

"Let's go to my cave and talk!"

Ganyu also realized that she was indeed too excited. If Master Liuyun heard this, he would probably be angry.

They casually hung the jade gourd on a tree beside the Tianchi Lake, and everyone hid in the cave.

"It's really hard!" Paimon said with a teasing look on his face when they arrived at a safe place.

"Ying, would you be willing to lend me Paimeng for half an hour?" Jiang Yi was smiling, but this smile made Paimeng feel very cold.

"You...what do you want to do?" Paimon stepped back, "Ying..."

She looked at Ying expectantly.

Ying stretched out her hand: "Paimon is my best friend..."

"Ying!" Paimeng was extremely moved. As expected, Ying would not hand him over.

"I can only lend it to you... for fifteen minutes." Ying subtracted half the time.

"No...Ying..." Paimon felt his heart snap and break into two.

What is the difference between fifteen minutes and thirty minutes?

Ying was too embarrassed to lower her head and apologized in her heart.

"Paimeng, I'll join in the fun, and you will have to pay the price for offending Jiang Yi."

Paimeng looked at Jiang Yi with his bloody mouth wide open, quickly looked for an escape route, and flew out suddenly.

Jiang Yi smiled kindly, and a hemp rope appeared in his hand. He easily tied up the weak Paimeng, whose fighting power was not as good as that of a wild boar, and hung her on the tree.

"Look, this is a rope, and this is a knife."

"You want to hear about my dream trial so much. After listening to it, you must be eager to challenge the 'trial of becoming a disciple of the Immortal Family'!"

"I'll just simulate for you the state of me lying on the altar."

"Come on! If you work harder, you can get down in a minute."

"You and I are good friends. If you succeed, there will be a reward."

Paimon's hands and feet were tied behind his back.

Jiang Yi considerately put a small knife into Paimeng's palm.

"This is totally different. You're tied to the ground and I'm in the sky..." Paimon shouted.

"I can't fly, but you can, so of course we need to make appropriate adjustments." Jiang Yi said as a matter of course.

At first, Ying thought that Jiang Yi had lifted up Paimeng and was preparing to set a fire underneath.

Since it's just a test of escaping from being tied up with ropes, there's nothing to worry about.

I hope Paimeng can learn his lesson this time.

She encouraged him, "Come on, Paimon! From now on, if you are lured with food and tied to a tree, you will have experience in escaping."

"What kind of experience is this?" Paimon swung on the tree, "I don't carry a knife with me."

"Then you can hide the knife in your boots." Watching the fight between Jiang Yi and his friends, Shen He gave Paimeng some suggestions at the right time.

This little guy just called Master that bird.

A small lesson, no harm done.

"Ah——" Ganyu looked at Jiang Yi's little revenge on Paimeng. I thought Jiang Yi wouldn't do the same to me.

So shameful.

Her white neck was flushed red.

Several people sat down beside the big tree where Paimeng was hanging.

Jiang Yi took out the materials for making the sky lantern.

Shen He watched with clear eyes as Jiang Yi slowly made an exquisite sky lantern.

Tie paper, insert the core, place the sticks, paint...

Let Shen He write his wish on the floating stone.

"A wish?" Shen He was unable to write for a long time, "Jiang Yi, what is your wish?"

"The world is at peace." Jiang Yi smiled.

"Then I'll write this wish too!" Shen He carved the words.

"Why are you all like this? When you make a wish, you don't make a wish about yourself."

Paimon had given up the idea of ​​getting a reward by cutting the rope.

Anyway, she could fly, and the rope had no downward force. Plus, Jiang Yi had good skills, so apart from feeling a little uncomfortable, she didn't feel any pain from being tied up with the rope.

Fifteen minutes passed quickly.

"Ying, is the time up? Hurry and put me down."

Ying is learning the advanced version of Xiao Lantern with Ganyu.

"Paimon, wait a moment!"

This wait is fifteen minutes.

Yingcai put down the Xiaodeng and saved her best friend.

"Not ten meals, no! Twenty meals, you can't coax me." Paimeng was so angry! This is not a reduction at all.

"No! Paimon, why can't you cut the rope for so long?" Ying felt helpless about Paimon's disappointing performance.

"I... I didn't hold it firmly!" Paimon looked at the knife that fell on the ground embarrassedly.

Ying was completely speechless.

It seems that if we encounter a crisis in the future, we will not be able to rely on Paimeng at all.