Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

"I got it..."

"The first one is..."

"bouncing!"

"Become Klee's good friend 'Bengbeng' and go to Starfall Lake." Klee held up the note happily.

"Huh?" Fischl blinked. Let us turn into bombs?

"...Oh? It's a very good fortune..." Xiao Gong said by analogy, "Then let Brother Jiang Yi turn us into Peng Peng!"

"To prevent the world from being destroyed..." Klee said seriously.

"..." Fischl continued, "In order to maintain peace in the universe..."

"The evil that carries out love and truth..." Xiao Gong said.

"We are... the Rocket Team that cannot be seen by the 'Beast of Reality'!" A burst of light burst out from Jiang Yi's body.

The flaming girl and the girl holding the bow and arrow formed a team that could fly high into the sky, so they were called - Team Rocket!

And Jiang Yi is... "Meow!"

The cat in Team Rocket.

Xiao Gong and Fischl struck a handsome pose to the left and right of Klee. Jiang Yi made the cry of the intellectual cat on Klee's head, and everyone turned into Bengbeng who would not be discovered by the "Big Devil Captain Jean".

Heading out of Mondstadt.

By the way, they turned into the "running and jumping Bong Bong" that Klee imagined. Sucrose once promised Klee to create a big Bong Bong family that was never made.

Jumping over the streets, crossing the steps, leaping over the bridges, and passing through extremely dangerous forbidden roads that might be stepped on by pedestrians, we finally arrived in the wilderness.

"...It seems like I have forgotten someone..." Jiang Yi thought about it and decided to forget it.

In front of the Deerslayer, Charlotte patted her chest.

As a journalist, you need to learn to hide your presence when necessary.

However, the gods of men suddenly disappeared before his eyes.

No matter what, I will go interview the Seven Summoning Champions of the Mondstadt region first. Then, explore the mystery of the "Phantom Thief".

An hour later, Keli Bengbeng lowered her ears and said, "Oh no! Keli misjudged the distance to Starfall Lake. After she turned into Bengbeng, everything around her became so big."

Kelly couldn't jump anymore.

A mere one-hour frog jump was not bad for Fischl, as it was the basic skill for an adventurer to survive in a secret realm.

"Even though I've become so small, I don't feel cramped in a box. My body seems to have turned into a springy material. What an amazing magic." Xiao Gong rolled around on the ground.

When facing a fairy-tale fantasy life, there is no need to be "restrained".

Her Excellency the Princess of Judgment is also very amazing. People who can play with children and play childish games are... good people in Klee's words.

The best man of the best people, His Highness the great magician - Jiang Yi jumped out his hands and feet as thin as matches.

"At this time, we just need to make a wish to the God of Bounce!" Klee instantly had an idea, "Please ask the God of Bounce to send an invisible super-bounce hot air balloon for us to ride on and fly over!"

"The God of Bounce has begun to respond..." Jiang Yi said softly and gently, and then a hot air balloon appeared in front of Klee.

Everyone sit together.

Over the Bridle Path and Whispering Woods.

"On the way, a terrible monster appeared, pecked the hot air balloon, and made the balloons fall to the ground..." Klee recited the fairy tale she had written on the spot very attentively.

It is very reasonable and necessary to encounter crises on the road of adventure.

Then, the hot air balloon was pecked by the terrible monster "a bird".

Everyone fell from the sky to the ground.

"And... blow up a monster camp?" Fischl followed Klee's thoughts and looked at the Hilichurls who were eating hot pot and singing.

boom!

There was a violent explosion and flames shot up into the sky. Four little monsters flew up with the help of the force of the blast, followed by a burst of angry curses.

"Ahaha, I'm so sorry." Xiao Gong looked at the hillock camp where the hot pot had spilled, "You guys should make another pot!"

The sound came from far away, making the Hillilians even angrier.

He took out the crossbow and shot a burst of arrows.

"Well! I helped Sister Amber clear the dangerous sentry tower." Klee proudly said of her great achievement.

Boom boom, never look back at the explosion.

"Everyone fell into the Starfall Lake..." Jiang Yi continued with a smile.

"The delicious bass are in a panic, but Klee is not here to fry them this time." Klee gulped down water, but fortunately, Bengbeng would not drown.

So, everyone is fine.

Klee wants to increase the relationship between Sister Xiaogong, Sister Fischl and Brother Jiang Yi, and create... a world that will make Brother Jiang Yi happy.

So, the next plot is...

"The Bong Bong that hadn't exploded for a long time was changed by the water and became wet... It turned out that the Bong Bong was transformed from the king, queen, princess and witch from the four kingdoms. The king is the king of many countries, respected by everyone, and is called the King of Kings."

"They transformed back into themselves in the water."

"The King has suffered..."

Klee thought for a long time. How should the cruel, evil curse cast by the witch be described?

Your good friends, Bengbeng and Dudu, have fallen into the water. Which one should you save first?

The Red Cake Witch said, I have magic, help rescue Bengbeng and Duduko.

"...The king rescued the queen and princess of another kingdom...and the little witch flew away by herself."

"This is the story of Beng Beng from the Four Kingdoms."

Well! This is a fairy tale of a hero saving a beautiful girl from the perspective of a child, and it is a story that can enhance the relationship between the two parties.

Because people who read storybooks often hide the kissing and other things that happen later, Kelly also hid it.

Although it felt like it had come to an abrupt end... Xiao Gong was trying not to laugh, but they had already sensed what Ke Li was thinking...

Xiao Gong and Fischl, who were "drowning", watched the king pick them up in one hand each and bring them to the shore.

The little witch also summoned a broom and appeared on the shore.

According to the ending of each story, the king will live happily together with the queen, the princess, and the little witch.

Oye!

Kelly is a genius.

Keli narrowed her eyes happily, with pride in being a "matchmaker".

Oh! That's not right! Why aren't Xiaogong and Fischl's clothes wet?

Isn't this beyond the plot that adults often say is not suitable for children, but which Kelly has always wanted to hear and see!

"Because of magic, the clothes can stay dry..." Jiang Yi added casually, touching Keli's smart head, "If you do this, it will easily make others think that I am in collusion with you! Little witch lady."

He's starting to act like a little brat.

"It's a very interesting story. Is Klee going to start her second 'transformation'?" Xiao Gong encouraged with a smile.

“Ahem! This princess will include this story in the treasure house of knowledge in the Pure Land of Dark Night…” Fischl felt that the bonus should be given after “the part where the king kisses the cursed princess and wakes her up!”

"Huh?" Kelly actually felt that her plan had failed.

I noticed that the relationship between brother Jiang Yi, sister Fischl and sister Xiaogong has become closer!

Although she didn't know how to judge, what it was like to be close or even closer...

Maybe a grilled fish together? Half for each of you?

"the second……"

"What I drew was... what I wrote. It turned into four little sparrows eating red apples..." Xiao Gong looked at the note.

It was the kind of eating plan that Klee had just thought of.

A big apple was picked from the tree, and four little finches were not as big as the apple, nor as tall as the apple.

"If Sir Megistus were here, he would be so happy that he would not be able to sleep. One apple can solve the problem of lunch for a week..." Fischl looked at the "huge" apple with emotion.

"A grilled fish can take a long time for the shrunken Klee to eat." Klee looked at the apple in amazement. If she turned into an ant, every piece of food would become as big as a mountain. Just like Klee couldn't eat the Star-Picking Cliff, Klee who turned into an ant couldn't eat the big grilled fish.

The ice cream will become like the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain, a "mountain" for everyone to adventure and eat.

"Hehe, interesting, isn't it! When I heard about the Transfiguration Spell, this was the first thing that came to my mind. If I were to shrink, then a piece of candy or fruit would last me a hundred years." Xiao Gong said with a grin.

"Actually, I can also make candies, grilled fish, and apples bigger..." Jiang Yi felt that he could turn Mondstadt into a big cheese, with everyone living in the cheese holes.

One apple feeds three birds.

Jiang Yi could still eat more, but decided to give the apple to the squirrels in the woods.

When you become a sparrow, you can also experience the "fantasy" of flying, flapping your wings on the ground, gliding close to the ground, and then flying.

Or try to fall directly from a cliff or a tall tree and fly high.

"The third change..."

"Sister Fischl wrote this..."

"become……"

"Wind Slime."

“Great, let’s circle around the tree together…” Klee jumped up excitedly, then said worriedly, “But, will we be shot down by adventurers with bows and arrows?”

"!!!" Fischl was also a slime killer who used Oz and a bow and arrow to kill slimes crazily in the past. "If I get shot down, it's probably karma! Yawn! This princess thinks that we can take the initiative to attack the adventurers and use the Wind Dragon Roaring Air Cannon!"

Don’t underestimate the wind slime!

A series of combos can make the adventurer lose his mind.

"It's just like blowing bubbles, right?" Xiao Gong pouted with interest, and the air contracted in her mouth, making a "pop" sound.

"Let's play!" Jiang Yi cast magic with a smile.

"Hehe, since we can't find any adventurers, we can only try... the Hilichurls." The four "evil" wind slimes spit out air cannonballs, once again bringing flames to the Hilichurls' camp.

The wind spread the firewood in the Hillock camp.

The grumpy Hillicre thug and Hillicre Shooter cursed at the monster again.

"We are now avenging the water slimes, grass slimes, fire slimes and wind slimes that were used by the hillilians to boil water, as throwing weapons, as barrels of explosives and as means of transportation!" Xiao Gong dodged the arrows with a smile and avoided them absolutely under the magic.

"Next one, next one..." After playing for half an hour, Keli was extremely happy and took out the note again. "Brother Jiang Yi wrote... Young rock dragon lizard, come and dig the hole!"

"It's a creature from Liyue..." Xiao Gong said, "Yes! There is an iron mine over there, let's try to find treasure underground!"

Transfiguration is applied instantly.

"This princess... seems to see a lot of stars... why is the sky spinning..." Fischl used the dragon lizard roll and fell on Jiang Yi in a dizzy state. Staying up late and doing various overly exciting and stimulating activities made her finally sleepy and dizzy.

"It seems that Sister Fischl is not suitable for this kind of transformation. I think it's more suitable for her to become a Thunder Slime and stick together." Klee smiled and clapped her hands, "A big yellow Thunder Slime, two big purple Thunder Slimes, and a small purple Thunder Slime... Crackling, Lisa... Sister's lightning appeared."