Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

Caves and hot springs.

"Wow! This is my first time trying mixed bathing too. With a boy." The hot spring water, filled with magical power, covered Xiao Gong's fair shoulders. The sunset glow of Dongtian illuminated the water surface, which was sparkling with orange-red ripples. Boundless clouds surrounded the fairy island, and the blue wind blew up the red fallen leaves.

What a wonderful view. Jiang Yi looked at the "fireworks".

"Come to think of it, this isn't the first time Ayaka has taken a hot spring bath with everyone, right?" After getting into the water, Paimon suddenly remembered something was wrong. The last time at the Coral Palace on Kaijima Island, Ayaka wasn't there, but Kamisato Ayaka was there.

She still remembered how many towels Hu Tao had wrapped around her chest to have a heart as big as Xiao Gong's at this moment.

"Ah? Is that so?" Kamisato Ayaka blushed and pretended to be stupid.

She had long forgotten the shameful memory! She took a hot spring bath with girls from Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma, chatting about things in the hot springs and conducting "hot spring diplomacy" or something like that.

It was clearly a situation where I "could not shirk my responsibilities" and it cannot be considered as "active".

Moreover, at that time, she was not very familiar with the girls from other countries.

It can’t be considered as satisfying my “desire to soak in a hot spring and chat with close female friends”, but if I do it again this time, maybe it can be considered as satisfying it.

In the jade slip chat group, when everyone is chatting, she can also interrupt and talk about interesting things in their respective countries.

They also gave each other souvenirs, light novels and dolls as gifts.

"I think - yes!" Ying looked at Linghua who was nervously curling up her legs, and teased with a smile.

The clothes for hot spring bathing are also very conservative!

Well! In this respect, everyone is actually the same.

It is called hot spring clothes, but in fact it is a swimsuit. Paimon is afraid of drowning in the hot spring pool, so he has to prepare a lifebuoy every time he takes a hot spring bath.

"Eh? Did you take a hot spring bath in the Coral Palace that day? The hot springs on Haizhi Island are decorated with pearls, shells, giant clams... underwater scenery like this. There are also murals and statues of dolphins and jellyfish on the side." Xiao Gong's golden eyes swept across Jiang Yi's chest.

The skin of this divine being is as white as snow, and as graceful as a virgin.

At first glance, there is a wonderful feeling of purity, clarity, crystal clearness and glowing.

Is this... the "beauty" of boys?

And Paimon, the "donut" you're wearing is so cute.

It wraps you up like a miniature snack.

"There are pearl shells, but there are no murals or statues of dolphins and jellyfish..." Paimon said, "If Xiao Palace is interested in the hot springs in the Coral Palace, just make a wish... and someone will make it happen for you."

How could the little bread fungus refuse such a good opportunity to "see the girls' scenery"?

The last time, Xiao Gong missed it because he was accompanying Ke Li to set off fireworks and fry fish.

Jiang Yi was about to nod, yes, I am the "God of Hot Spring Wishes".

His eyes caught sight of Kamisato Ayaka looking at him with a look of anger and coquettishness... He silently changed his nod to a nod in his heart.

"Oh! So there is such a convenient way..." Xiao Gong held up his chin and chuckled, "I'll go get the cut fruits and snacks on the shore. Everyone wait a moment."

Jiang Yi got up from the hot spring and looked at Xiao Gong's long, white legs and feet, as well as her slender waist.

Now is the "test of courage"!

Try "Sex Courage".

Kamisato Ayaka's slightly cold skin touched him all of a sudden: "Eat what's in the bowl..."

"Looking at the hot spring..." Jiang Yi smiled widely, "Mrs. Linghua."

"..." Kamisato Ayaka found that her train of thought while questioning Jiang Yi was suddenly interrupted.

"Give me a hug." Jiang Yi hugged Linghua's waist directly. The girl, with her slim figure highlighted by her swimsuit, pressed directly against his hard chest.

Wow! Ying and Paimeng quickly covered their eyes.

This is not suitable for children! This is not suitable for children!

Also, Jiang Yi is becoming more and more arrogant. He started to tease young girls in public.

They really don't treat us as outsiders.

Kamisato Ayaka's face became redder and redder. In the hot spring, in front of Ying and Paimeng, she was hugged by Jiang Yi.

Humph! She is not that easy to please.

Wait, if Jiang Yi doesn’t give a good answer, he will have to “eat” Shenli Liu Shuangmie.

After struggling for a while, he asked in a low voice, "So, Jiang Yijun, is Xiaogong's figure better than mine? Or, how about Ying's figure?"

Perhaps, every girl who is in love will automatically reveal her talent for asking "fatal questions".

Even the "White Egret Princess" and "the eldest lady of the Kamisato family" who had never been exposed to these things.

Of course, at this moment, Linghua asked the question in the character of "Osiz Linghua".

"..." Jiang Yi's omniscient wisdom was spinning wildly, "I really like Linghua's figure! If you don't believe me..."

The evil hands began to "climb" on Linghua's body.

Kamisato Ayaka's eyes suddenly widened, and she hurriedly held Jiang Yi's hand.

How could a pure young lady possibly outwit the bread-eating devil?

At this time, Xiao Gong also came back.

Jiang Yi and Kamisato Ayaka hurriedly and tacitly pretended nothing had happened.

"Hey, is this Liyue's 'brown sugar jelly'?" Paimeng saw that in addition to the fruits brought in by Xiao Palace, there were also several bowls of icy desserts.

"Yes! Chef Xiangling from Liyue Wanmin Hall taught me how to make it. I heard that in the summer, or after eating spicy hot pot, it is very suitable to have a bowl of this dish, which can relieve the heat and spiciness." Xiao Gong smiled, "So I borrowed the kitchen in the cave and made a few servings."

"It is made of ice powder and brown sugar as the main ingredients, garnished with various candied fruits, crushed peanuts, white sesame seeds and other auxiliary ingredients."

"Everyone try it."

"My craftsmanship should be okay, right?"

Kamisato Ayaka recalled: "It was... when we were preparing the ingredients for the hot pot?"

The group had hotpot at Mulou Teahouse, but the ingredients were "collected" from Jiang Yi's cave.

"Hmm!" Xiao Gong slid into the pool smoothly, side by side with Kamisato Ayaka. Ying and Paimon also stood up and came over.

All of a sudden, everyone gathered in a row, and Jiang Yi could hug people on both sides.

On the left are Xiao Gong and Kamisato Ayaka, and on the right are Ying and Paimon.

One bowl per person.

"Sizzle", I feel like I'm being "cooled down" in the "hot spring".

At this moment, Paimon had a flash of inspiration.

"Ahem! Did you know that Liyue has a magical 'health-preserving decoction', one of the main ingredients of which is also brown sugar?"

"Any Liyue person who has a girlfriend will generally learn two ways of 'caring'."

Paimon's words made Kamisato Ayaka curious.

"Which two?" She recalled Jiang Yi's caring words to her.

"'Drink more hot water', 'Drink more brown sugar water'." Paimon said seriously, "Whether it's a cold, a fever, a stomachache... it can be applied."

"..." Jiang Yi wanted to ask Paimeng, where did you get all this knowledge about Liyue's "love"? Was it prepared for Ying? To prevent Ying from being scammed by the handsome bread fungus who told her to "drink more hot water" or "drink more brown sugar water"?

But drinking more hot water really helps.

But brown sugar water... ugh!

"The 'brown sugar ginger soup' in the 'brown sugar water' is very suitable for people with weak constitution, weak spleen and stomach, or wind-cold symptoms. It is also suitable for most women. It can promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, warm the middle and relieve the exterior and induce sweating, replenish qi and blood, strengthen the spleen and warm the stomach, relieve pain..." Paimeng is very serious about popularizing science.

Xiao Gong and Kamisato Ayaka listened very carefully.

Ying tilted her head.

"Pour some brown sugar here and you'll get 'brown sugar ginger soup' right away!" Paimon laughed.

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Jiang Yi, Ying, Kamisato Ayaka and Xiao Gong looked at Paimon.

"..." Paimeng felt guilty for a moment, isn't it? I came up with this after much difficulty, it fits this situation, and it also suits Jiang Yi's joke.

"Your joke makes me feel warm in my stomach." Jiang Yi gave a high evaluation.

"It's not a cold joke, it's a hot joke." Ying nodded.

Xiao Gong took out the jade slip and went to the official website of Liyue Bulu. The customer service representative "Changsheng" answered the questions and resolved the doubts for the inquirer, if... this snake is free.

"It is indeed suitable for girls." Kamisato Ayaka came forward and looked at it with Xiao Gong.

Relieve girls' stomachaches, and... cough cough! Relatives are not coming.

Xiao Gong thought of a deeper joke.

Ginger, Ginger, let’s name the child born to Jiang Yi and Jiang Yi Ginger!

It’s just... Paimon!

These two jokes are suitable for girls to tell among themselves, but not in front of Jiang Yi.

But think about it, if there was no “ginger” in Jiang Yi’s “soup”, the joke wouldn’t be funny enough.

So... why are there so many brown sugars in Jiang Yi's cave?

There is also a book next to the brown sugar. The first step of female immortality is to "slash the red dragon". Only when there is no leakage or leaking, can the foundation be built and the qi be refined. It will not be disturbed by pain.

There are three elegant fonts in the text, as if three women are perfecting their practice together.

There are also strange words like "I haven't experienced it yet", "I don't know", "So how can a mortal slay a red dragon", "This should be written by the God of Wisdom", "She has the experience of cultivating immortals in her dreams", "Research on the conflicting issues between individual immortality and racial reproduction", "Oh my God! It's a thesis!", "This book has been lost for the fifteenth time. Don't just write a paragraph and throw it away"...

Xiao Gong didn't dare to look at it any longer and put it back.

I always feel that there is something big going on here. If the God of Wisdom refers to the Little Auspicious Grass King of Xumi, then who are the other two? Can they write the cultivation formula together with the gods?

After Jiang Yi finished drinking the "blood-activating" brown sugar ginger soup, he looked at the "snacks" next to it and felt his blood boiling. He wanted to take a bite on the left and a bite on the right to cool down and balance the yin and yang.

Speaking of which, because Daci Shuwang and Zhen both have a sweet tooth and like all kinds of desserts, there are a lot of brown sugar, honey, etc. in the kitchen of Dongtian.

Instead of asking people to "drink more hot water" or "drink more brown sugar water" for some reason.

I soaked in the hot spring for an hour and a half.

In the fun and cheerful chat, there were no more cold jokes, hot jokes, or good jokes...

Yoshimiya and Kamisato Ayaka changed into red and blue and white "yukata" that were suitable for traveling to festivals.

"All the previously exposed skin has been covered up, so why is it even more attractive now?" Jiang Yi looked at the two girls.

Xiaogong, the cheerful and bright girl, after putting on her "yukata", became like a beautiful girl or a lady from a noble family because of the wooden clogs that prevented her from walking with big steps.

"Xiao Gong really likes fireworks!" Paimon looked at Xiao Gong's yukata, which had a fireworks pattern. Kamisato Ayaka's yukata was the one she wore at the fireworks festival.

Jiang Yi also changed into the Inazuma yukata that Linghua gave her.

And Ying...

"I feel a little uncomfortable not wearing my old clothes." Ying was wearing a "yukata" with exquisite patterns and elegant colors. Even Paimon had a new set of clothes.

This was naturally given to the two of them by Kamisato Ayaka as a "gift".

"Last time, you refused my request to make custom clothes for you, but this time Jiang Yi suggested that we make the clothes first and then he would deliver them to you..." Shenli Linghua smiled, "It should be suitable, right?"