Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

"If you keep laughing, keep laughing...by night, all your clothes will disappear." Jiang Yi whispered viciously to Zhen and Heulia.

If he wasn't afraid of scaring Idia, he would have made the same threat to the culprit and Xinhai of Coral Palace, as well as Ying, Paimeng, Yanfei and others who were watching the fun.

"How terrifying." Shin and Heulia held their hands together and trembled, feeling "wronged." "Your Majesty... only bullies his family."

"Hmm?" What's going on? Jiang Yi looked at the "timid" Zhen and Heulia. Are you two playing Little Red Riding Hood and teasing the Big Bad Wolf? Tonight, I want to eat salted cherry blossoms.

The surrounding lights suddenly changed and became dim.

Everyone fell silent.

A beam of light illuminates the distance, and a cart is slowly pushed over by a water-shaped phantom. On the cart is a double-layered red cake, and a melodious birthday song sounds from the theater.

Another beam of light shone on Klee.

"Klee, happy birthday!" Ying, Paimon, Cole, Kaeya, Jiang Yi and others said in unison.

"Eh? Is it Klee's birthday today?" Klee scratched her head. As the person involved, she had forgotten the time.

"Wow! There are two cakes." She looked up and noticed that next to the double-layer red cake on the cart that said "Happy Birthday, Koli", there was a small cake that said "Duduko, Birthday Coke!"

Duduko and Keli, best friends, have their birthdays on the same day!

The candles were arranged in the shape of four-leaf clover, and the golden-red star-like flames were as bright as the dress that Kelly was wearing, called "Qihua Xingzhu", which illuminated the surrounding night sky and brought luck to everyone.

Klee looked at everyone and smiled happily.

Although Captain Qin and her mother were not here, there were many friends who celebrated the birthdays of Klee and Dudu together.

"Blow out the candles and make a wish! The real protagonists today are Duduko and Keli." Everyone cheered gently.

"Hehe! Then Klee will..." Closing her eyes and making a wish, Klee took a deep breath and puffed up her lips.

"Whoosh!" He and Dudu blew out all the candles at once.

The candlelight seemed to be cast with magic, turning into countless tiny four-leaf clovers that flew up and sprinkled on everyone.

Jiang Yi looked at the special effects he had prepared with satisfaction.

The lights come back on.

The water-shaped phantom pushed over a number of food carts; today was going to be another lively banquet.

"What wish did Klee make?" Paimon asked quietly.

"You can't tell me!" Klee kept it a secret. Of course, it's the wish to make everyone happy.

Everyone toasted and chatted casually.

"Welcome to the 'Ryuuga Mirage'. I hope you can forget the fatigue of the journey and have a good rest here." After taking a sip of wine, Idia blushed. "I should have said this kind of welcome speech when we first met. Alas! I didn't expect so many things to happen. Later, I didn't make up for it."

"Isn't it made up now?" Coral Palace Xinhai said, "Even without this welcome speech, everyone has forgotten the fatigue of the journey and is enjoying the happy life in the paradise."

"Hahaha! I think everyone has discovered my hidden side today!" Idia put her hands on her hips. She had received many compliments today.

"From the beginning, I felt that Miss Idia was not a useless person." "Sewing is also a skill. Miss Idia is more capable than I thought."

Who was the one who spread the rumor that she was a "badass"?

She looked around viciously.

"Well, a king who appears to be in a bad state on the surface but works hard secretly." Paimon's opinion of Idia has indeed changed greatly.

"She looks like she's not working, but she's actually a strategist-type manager who distributes important tasks to everyone in a reasonable manner, and secretly carries out secret tasks herself, giving people surprises." Jiang Yi nodded in praise, "Then how about I announce in the name of His Majesty the King that Miss Mascot gets a 100-day vacation?"

"Ah? Eh——!" Idia was shocked and surprised when she heard this. "This, this, this... I... I'm going out for a hundred-day trip? Haha! Actually, I'm a stay-at-home girl. I'm usually too lazy to move... You said going out... Haha."

Are there many demons and monsters in the outside world? The desert mud soup has been changed by His Majesty the King. Now it is not celery, radish and tofu soup! The only thing missing is a pure water elf as the clear soup base.

Yandora rolled her eyes and thought to herself, "So, the real wish for Alice wouldn't be to hide in a bottle for a thousand years, right?"

Idia hid aside to think about this "big life event".

Go out or not go out?

The petals of the rose fell one by one, carrying with them her entanglement, her regret, and her expectation.

There is also the destruction of innocent roses.

The banquet lasted for a full four hours, until ten o'clock in the evening.

Ying and Paimon were very curious. Why didn't Jiang Yi take out the gift he prepared for Klee?

Their gifts, the Lanaro dolls, have been given to Klee.

"It seems that you want to crush us in the way of giving gifts." Paimon wanted to use that emoticon pack again. Where does the competitive spirit come from?

"What gift do you think Jiang Yi will give?" Ying asked.

"Hmm! It must be a gift that makes us covetous..." Paimon was full of confidence in this guess.

As the saying goes, people with money can be willful, and people with magic can also be willful.

Kelly skipped out of the theater, ready to go outside to set off fireworks.

"Huh? A kitten?" She curiously saw the kitten on the roadside as if waiting for her.

Just like the fateful encounter between the girl in white and the fiery red witch in the story.

Klee's lucky four-leaf clover guides her destiny.

"Good girl! Can you give me a piece of cake?" The kitten's blue eyes were as blue as a lake, and there was a smile in them. "My stomach is growling like a pufferfish blowing bubbles."

Kelly was not surprised that the kitten could talk, because isn't this a normal thing? Many cats in fairy tales can talk. It's not surprising that there are talking kittens in the world.

"Sure! But..." Klee was troubled for a moment, "The cake has been shared out. Can we have some dried fish instead?"

"No! I just want cake..." the kitten said stubbornly.

"Is that so?" Keli fell into deep thought, wondering how to satisfy this picky little cat. She blinked her red eyes and came up with an idea.

"Wait a minute...Keli, I'll be back soon."

She ran back to the theater.

The kitten stood there, looking at Klee's back. Was his test too difficult? But only smart children can control magic.

Three minutes later, Kelly came running back in a hurry.

"Clang! The cake is here!"

She brought out the plate hidden at the back. On the plate was a crispy yellow dried fish cake folded into the shape of a four-leaf clover with a bow on top.

There were a few birthday candles lit on the side.

"May I?"

"Mr. Cat Elf."

Klee took the initiative to name the cat in front of her.

Cats are clever elves between heaven and earth, so they are Mr. Cat Elf.

"Yes! Of course!" The kitten nodded. If there can be strawberry cake, there can naturally be dried fish cake.

He enjoyed the meal slowly.

Looking at the girl who is still waiting.

"Mr. Cat Elf, if it's not enough, Klee can go get more!" Klee squatted and observed the cat.

She wouldn't be impolite to rub it before getting Mr. Cat's permission.

"Birthdays are holy moments! You've met my requirements, so I'm willing to give you three wishes in return." The kitten smiled, "Girl who is celebrating her birthday, what wish do you want to make for me?"

"The moment of consecration... Why does it sound so much like what Sister Fischl would say..." Klee's muttering made Kitty feel guilty for a moment.

"Three wishes? Is that really possible?" Klee quickly became happy, "But..."

She said embarrassedly: "Kelly only fulfilled one request of Mr. Cat Elf, and she can make three wishes? Isn't that too much? Kelly only needs to make one wish!"

"There are two wishes left. Make them to Klee!" Klee put her hands on her hips.

"..." How did the guest become the host? The little cat almost couldn't hold it in. "Ahem, as the saying goes, the rule of three, so there are three wishes, and they cannot be changed! Otherwise, it won't work."

"Miss Witch..." He changed his address and said, "Don't you think you are missing something?"

"Oh! The Rule of Three... Klee seems to have heard this from a little boy who has a crow by his side, just like Fischl." Klee's eyes sparkled. "After three times, good luck will happen. After Klee is put in solitary confinement by Jean three times, the one who comes to see Klee the fourth time will be Brother Albedo, and Klee can spend one less day in solitary confinement."

"..." The kitten was stunned for a moment. Is this how it should be understood?

And... Kapachiri is not a crow! He remembered that Aru and Kapachiri had indeed been to Mondstadt, and the Thunder Bird wanted to find the song of the Wind Dragon in her memory.

"Okay, lovely and kind-hearted Miss Witch, you can make a wish now." The kitten sat with an elegant temperament, its sapphire eyes were mysterious and shining under the light, and its fur was noble and soft, smoother than silk.

Klee thought about what the witch was missing.

"When will Klee be able to meet the cat that the kind-hearted witch sister met..." Her mind suddenly echoed with her previous wish.

Just like the girl in white in the story, the kitten who can fulfill wishes, the amazing kitten, had already heard her wish.

So, Klee's wish has actually come true.

She quickly broke into a huge smile.

"Klee's first wish is... a whirring magic carpet, no! It's a whirring flying broom..." This is a wish she had thought of a long time ago.

Why do we need a broom instead of a magic carpet? Because with a broom, we can help Captain Jean and Sister Noelle clean the house.

Although the magic carpet is also very good, Klee cannot be greedy.

Brother Kaiya taught well. The most important thing is that when playing, it looks like you are helping with the work, so that you won’t be caught by Captain Qin.

"Keli's second wish..." the little girl smiled slyly, "is that Brother Jiang Yi is as happy every day as Keli is, and will always be happy."

"..." The kitten fell silent.

"Klee's third wish, can Klee touch you?" Klee looked at Mr. Cat Elf with great anticipation.

"..." The kitten nodded helplessly, "I have listened to your three wishes and will fulfill your three wishes, of course."

"Great!" Keli reached out and picked up Brother Jiang Yi... Oh no! Mr. Cat Elf.

Klee, who almost revealed that she had seen through Mr. Cat Elf's true identity, reached out and rubbed it.

Wow! So soft and fragrant!

Just like the cake that Klee eats.

Wait until Kelly is satisfied.

"Swoosh!" The kitten whistled as clearly as a bird, and suddenly, a broom wrapped in a white cake cloth and a red bow flew down from the night sky.

The broom is made of reeds from Liyue, which are picked, dried, trimmed, tied, combined, and woven... The resulting large golden broom can sweep away all dust and cobwebs.