Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

Chapter 1017: Damn the treatment of light novel protagonists!

the next day.

The castle gate opened, and a group of pale and dishevelled adventurers murmured about ghosts, demons, and monsters... Their legs became weak, and they crawled out of the castle with gratitude for surviving the disaster.

Serius, the president of the Adventurer's Guild, wiped his fogged monocle.

"Cowardly, cowardly! Cowardly! These little brats are the worst group I have ever led."

"The unforgettable Test of Courage organized by the Adventurer's Guild, the Knights of Favonius, and His Highness the Swordmaster of Favonius will surely become a valuable experience in their lives."

He looked up at the snow boy who had shrunk in size and was standing unsteadily among a pile of ordinary snowmen.

Amidst the terrified wailing, it was pinched by two fingers of the giant hand and swallowed in one gulp.

He cried and fell into the bloody mouth of the huge snowman, passed through the winding red ski slope inside, fell out of the snowman's belly button, and returned to the castle.

How...exciting!

"If I were younger, I would definitely join in the fun." Serius said with a sigh, "Bring along my admirers who have lined up to Mondstadt twice."

"It's terrible, terrible, so terrible." Next to him, an adventurer was squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, still not waking up from last night's nightmare.

"Hey! Boy, no girl would like you like this." Serius patted the reckless Palad, "Joel and his father are braver than you."

Outside the castle, a father and son were barbecuing on the snow.

Further away, several members of Barbara's fan club, led by Albert, participated in this event by chance and were wiped out.

Trapped in a castle with moving rooms, face white floating ghosts and the giant scarlet eyes of a snowman looking for food.

I didn't even see the idol's face.

"Defeat the God-ascender, and the idol belongs to Mondstadt!"

I weakly shouted the club’s latest slogan, my stomach growling.

At the top of the castle.

A large bed that can accommodate ten people.

The sleepy Jiang Yi felt the gaze of affection, and soon, softness and fragrance gently touched his cheek.

He opened his eyes.

A panicked voice came to my ears.

"You, you're awake." Barbara covered her mouth and pressed her legs on the soft bed. Her empty eyes looked away unnaturally. Her heartbeat quickened when the secret kiss was discovered.

Jiang Yi squinted his eyes. The morning sun slipped in through the gap in the curtains, casting a bright light on the girl with light-colored hair, outlining her slender waist and snow-white shoulders.

He turned over and, as Barbara screamed, pressed her down.

Buried in the girl's body, it's like smelling a rose.

"It smells so good!"

"You, you, you... hurry up and get up." Barbara scolded, "There are other people outside the door!"

"Then let's all do it together!" Jiang Yi felt very regretful. After the test of courage competition last night, he slept on the big bed in the castle with a bunch of girls and did nothing.

The main reason is that there are too many people and there is no chance at all.

There was only one room with a bed in the entire castle, so it was used to entertain friends.

He could only sleep on the edge.

Barbara and Noelle then separated him from the other girls.

In the middle, there is also a character named Yandora who experiences human life and uses a quilt.

Everyone slept there that night.

"Who started the commotion yesterday?" Jiang Yi fell into deep thought. He refused to add an extra bed yesterday, and then this only habitable room became a place for fighting.

This is the castle's only treasure.

"Even if we all sleep together, Jiang Yi wouldn't dare to do anything bad!"

He finally remembered who the voice belonged to.

The silly Paimon next to Ying.

One of the winners who fights his way to the top of the castle.

"Ahhhh! This princess... has... has her own chamber, Oz..." Fischl called out tremblingly.

"Miss! I'm locked outside." Oz was outside looking at the door that no strangers were allowed to enter, or perhaps no males were allowed to enter except for the owner Jiang Yi.

Jiang Yi only planned to bring Barbara and Noelle in, but at that time he met Ying and Paimon, as well as Fischl, Mona, Amber, Eula, and Klee who was brought by Lisa to play.

Everyone squeezed in to visit.

Then Keli asked: "Brother Jiang Yi, is this the only room in the entire castle? Keli wants to stay here for one night."

"Sorry, Keli!" Jiang Yi said helplessly, "It's just this one room."

If you have one more room, your date will be ruined.

Ying, Mona, and Youla either put their hands on their hips or crossed their arms, and they immediately understood what this "Jiang Yi, who can build a castle but cannot build another room and bed" was planning.

When he saw the big bed next to him, he stared at it for a long time, Noelle's heart was beating fast and her face was blushing, and Barbara was touching her hair.

The inappropriate date for children was already obvious.

Of course, it could just be normal sleep.

No matter how harmoniously Noelle and Barbara get along, this should be the bottom line.

With an unknown feeling, Ying said, "This bed is so big! It can sleep ten people!"

The bottom line is to be broken. Jiang Yi is obviously testing the girl! Prepare to open the bread cabinet.

His dream is the Crystal Palace!

"That's right! There is room for all ten people!" Paimeng responded.

"Under the moonlight, the boy and girl snuggle up to each other. It's really hot to think about it." Lisa covered Kelly's ears and smiled.

Although I shouldn't intervene, I couldn't help but disrupt it when I thought about how this little cutie had made such a big fuss for a date.

Hehehahahahaha!

A gloomy atmosphere emanated from Lisa, of course, mainly because she saw the pumpkin monster she hated the most in the castle.

As a witch with a phobia of pumpkins, she never thought that she would be "scared" when she accompanied Klee to participate in a game.

More importantly, Jiang Yi also cooked a bowl of terrible-tasting vegetable soup and rewarded the hungry adventurers in a room at night.

It's pure revenge!

"Vile, shameless, and shameless!" Mona commented. She wanted to use the castle roof to set up an instrument to record the stars, and then rent a room to sleep.

But Jiang Yi had set up traps, spider webs, bats, fog mechanisms everywhere outside this room... making it completely uninhabitable.

Except for the lowest hall in the castle.

And the hall was already filled with noisy adventurers.

Jiang Yi sighed, it was all because Paimeng had announced the event through the jade slip last night, so many people came at once. Especially Lisa and Klee, it was not what he expected at all.

Walnut also made a fuss, "Why don't you invite me to dress up as a ghost and scare people? My ghost has been trained by me, and his skills in scaring people are very powerful. It will definitely make the Mondstadt adventurer unforgettable for the rest of his life."

"Next time, next time!" Jiang Yi could only say this. He and Hu Tao went out on a date at night that day. In fact, what they did was to pretend to be ghosts to scare the hill people. They played cards, rock-paper-scissors, and Ouija board games with the ghosts in the mountains and they played for the whole night.

Finally, he carried the sleeping Walnut back on his back.

Amber thought for a long time and said, "It's too late to go down the mountain."

"Albedo's campsite is overgrown with trees and has become too crowded to even pitch a tent. How about, how about we just stay here for a night?" In her mind, Jiang Yi was a gentleman, so naturally she was not afraid.

"I will remember your grudge for not preparing a room for us." Eula crossed her arms, "This barrier is very powerful."

She meant something.

Then came Paimeng's words: "Even if everyone sleeps together, Jiang Yi wouldn't dare to do anything bad!"

When enough people join in on something, a trend of following suit and destroying it can form.

Ying is well aware of this.

"I always feel that it's too easy for Jiang Yi to win my heart so easily and quickly." She snorted in her heart.

When participating in games together, no one calls themselves.

I and Paimon have to take the initiative to come here.

Just continue to stay physically “single”!

“If we sleep together for one night, I… I don’t mind.” Noelle didn’t know whether she felt regret or relief, the whole sentence seemed to have multiple meanings.

"Everyone? Everyone is resting here!" Barbara looked up with her heart pounding, "Girls'...girls' party!"

"Well said, a girls' party!" Paimon said arrogantly, "We'll take possession of this room."

So, the room became a secret tea party where the girls sang together, played games, recognized stars with Mona, and told stories with Fischl.

The scary witch Lisa went out on an adventure, and Oz became another ghost in the castle.

Jiang Yi could only call out Yandora and Keli to study the bomb together.

Finally, with half of the people watching me as if I were a thief, I slept on the outermost side of the bed.

"It's obviously my castle, why should I leave?" According to the gentleman's principles, he should leave, but the more he thought about it, the angrier he became.

“Don’t look!” Noel covered his eyes so he couldn’t see anything. Everyone had changed into various tightly covered pajamas in the dressing room.

One quilt per person.

Lying in bed, it was the same as being apart.

The more wary you are of Jiang Yi, the farther away you sleep.

Fischl and Mona sleep further away than Lisa and Klee.

Damn Ying and Paimon, they actually slept in the middle.

Is this your castle or my castle?

Jiang Yi felt a chill in his heart and could only look at Barbara, who was lying next to him and sniggering.

"If I do anything... I'm sure someone will find out!" Barbara's eyes curved like the moon in the dim night, "Noelle is still behind me."

"..." Jiang Yi wanted to say, "Let's have another test of courage next time! I want to redesign the process."

In a place forgotten by Jiang Yi.

The talisman placed next to the pillow contained the names of several girls who had no bed to sleep in.

"I was clearly planning to leave some memories for myself when I go back to Inazuma soon." Jiang Yi looked at the moonlight.

The adventurers below gasped in fear, not daring to make a sound for fear of attracting the ghosts in the castle. It was a hellish castle, with no treasure and no beauty at all.

"Boom boom boom!"

There was a knock on the door.

Jiang Yi, lying on Barbara's chest, came back to his senses from his memories.

"Jiang Yi, get up. Eula and I made breakfast." It was Noel's voice.

"Hurry, get up!" Barbara urged shamefully.

Fortunately, it was Noel. If Amber came to call them for breakfast in a hurry, she would probably push the door open.

Then, following behind might be girls named Fischl and Mona, as well as Captain Eula, Senior Lisa, and Klee who asked curiously.

It’s scary to think about it.

"Although the treatment of light novel protagonists makes people happy, but I am also unhappy with the fate of having to bear the shortcomings of light novel protagonists..." Jiang Yi stood up helplessly, and various novel protagonists and genres went through his mind. If we ignore the improvement of strength, the treatment of light novel protagonists seems to be the best in daily life.

Here every girl has her own personality. If she wants to enjoy true love and become a love saint instead of a scumbag, she naturally has to accept various challenges.

He suppressed his own instinctive desire, and the love that came from his heart was more important than anything else and was the only thing that could last for a long time.

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