Chapter 707
"Why don't you say anything? Are you feeling guilty now that I've exposed you?" Jiang Yuhe was very proud.
Guan Yu couldn't help but break her composure and rolled her eyes hard under her sunglasses, "Jiang Yuhe, are you annoying?"
Jiang Yuhe's face changed, "You still know my name? Did you open an account for me? What a terrible illegitimate fan."
Guan Yu plucked a grape and threw it at him, "Look at yourself in the mirror, don't you know how much you weigh?"
"You still want to make me out of clay."
"......" Guan Yu laughed angrily, and said in a loud voice: "Don't you have a mirror at home? Do you want me to give you one?"
"Not only do you know my home address, you also want to contact me privately!" Jiang Yuhe felt that he was in great danger. The more he dug up evidence about this illegitimate fan who would do anything to get him, the more he found out.
If being charming is a crime, then he should be sentenced to life imprisonment.
"Jiang! Yu! He!" Guan Yu gritted her teeth and called him, "Don't you want to live?"
"Why are you asking me this?" Jiang Yuhe seemed to have discovered something, with a smug look in his eyes, "Oh - life powder."
Guan Yu pressed her brows with a headache, not knowing whether her fighting power had decreased today, or whether these two people were unprecedentedly strengthened today. She actually felt helpless in the field she was good at.
"You and Mo Xiaoting should pack up and get out of here together."
Jiang Yuhe narrowed his eyes and hesitated to speak.
"What do you want to say now?" She had a bad feeling.
"Are you a CP fan... or a nanny?"
From this point of view, the composition of this person in front of me is really complicated. He is a mother fan, an insulting pursuer, a stalker, a private fan, a clay sculpture, a life fan, and a CP fan.
Guan Yu: “............”
Can someone come and capture this monster?
"Jiang Yuhe." She called his name calmly.
"What?" Jiang Yuhe felt a little uncomfortable when she suddenly shouted seriously. He didn't realize that she had stopped squeezing him. "If you suddenly confessed to me, I would definitely not agree to it."
"Look who I am." She took off her mask and sunglasses expressionlessly.
"Guan-Guan Yu!" Jiang Yuhe's eyes widened, "You are actually my illegitimate child! You hid it so well--Ahhh!!"
Before he could finish his words, Guan Yu grabbed his head with her hands and clamped his neck with her elbow, and he almost couldn't breathe.
"Sister, I was wrong, wrong, wrong—"
Only then did Guan Yu let go.
"Am I...alive?" Jiang Yuhe touched his neck with lingering fear. The force Guan Yu had used just now seemed to strangle him to death.
"Long time no see, He Tong." Guan Yu waved at him and greeted him.
"I told you not to call me Kappa!" Jiang Yuhe yelled in dissatisfaction, then sat beside her with confidence, muttering:
"What kind of role-playing are you two doing? You're deliberately trying to trick us. Are we just part of your husband-and-wife play? I was so scared. I really thought Zhou Ge had found a mistress."
Guan Yu snapped her fingers in front of him and said, "That's right, we just want to scare you to death."
"that's it?"
"That's it." She raised her eyebrows smugly.
"Oh my god, how can someone be so boring?" Jiang Yuhe was completely confused.
"If it weren't for you, I could still pretend for a while." Guan Yu sighed, and suddenly an idea flashed in her mind, "Jiang Yuhe."
"What do you want to do?" His eyes were a little alert.
"Put your ear close to me."
Jiang Yuhe leaned close to his ear, half believing and half doubting.
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Here, Mo Xiaoting held his cell phone tightly and walked quickly towards the bathroom. Even at this time, he was still sending emoticons.
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