I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 703

Guan Yu took the water and put it back on the table without touching it.

Jiang Yuhe stared at his palm in frustration. Did that woman scratch him just now? Right!

Seeing him in a daze, Mo Xiaoting slapped his hand and asked in confusion: "Why are you in a daze?"

"No, it's okay." Jiang Yuhe shook his head with a fake smile, silently comforting himself in his heart.

It must have been accidental, and some physical contact was inevitable... maybe.

"Ji Jinzhou, don't tell me you were serious about what you just said." Mo Xiaoting put away his usual nonchalant attitude and asked him seriously, "You really don't want to have a good chat with her?"

"no talking."

Ji Jinzhou leisurely hugged the woman in his arms and leaned on the sofa. His eyebrows looked more three-dimensional under the light. "Don't even think about telling her. Otherwise, don't blame me. We won't even be brothers anymore."

"Then can we be sisters?" Jiang Yuhe blurted out.

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

Mo Xiaoting: “…”

The two brothers looked at him speechlessly. Jiang Yuhe shrank his neck and said, "I was just kidding."

"Hey, Ji Jinzhou, is this part of your body okay? Is it fully developed?" Mo Xiaoting laughed angrily and tapped his temple, "Is there a bubble in your brain?"

Ji Jinzhou said lazily, "Brother Mo, you have never had a woman by your side, so you don't understand. Men have three hearts, one for their career, one for their lover at home, and one for the woman outside."

Mo Xiaoting said expressionlessly: "Are you an octopus with three hearts?"

Jiang Yuhe immediately shifted his attention here and asked, "Brother Mo, do octopuses really have three hearts?"

"Xiao He, I'm telling you to read more so you won't show your weakness."

Mo Xiaoting glanced at him calmly, "Octopuses have two gills that pump blood from all over the body into the gills for gas exchange, and the heart that sends oxygenated blood to all parts of the body."

"But your brother Zhou also needs three hearts. I suspect that his brain is not getting enough oxygen, and he has become mentally retarded due to lack of oxygen to his brain."

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

Why could he find loopholes from such a tricky angle and take the opportunity to bombard him with unpopular knowledge?

"Brother Mo, you can become a biologist." Jiang Yuhe said with admiration.

"... Shaopin." Mo Xiaoting waved his hand, "Ji Jinzhou, I advise you to go back and have a good talk with Guan Yu. You can tell her about today's matter yourself. We will not get involved. You don't want to learn good things, but you want to learn bad things and keep mistresses like others."

"I can't do it. How can a man like me have only one woman by my side?" Ji Jinzhou's tone rose slightly, "Yuhe, what do you think?"

Jiang Yuhe was suddenly prompted. He quickly sat up straight and nodded stiffly, "Haha... Brother Zhou is right."

Mo Xiaoting said bluntly: "A man like you? What kind of man? A cheap man."

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

Seeing Ji Jinzhou retract his gaze, Jiang Yuhe breathed a sigh of relief. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was quite a inhuman.

Although Guan Yu always bullied him, scolded him, humiliated him, beat him, laughed at him, slandered him, defamed him, humiliated him, ridiculed him, looked down on him, and occasionally was jealous of him, tricked him, and slapped him.

However, apart from being late and breaking the appointment, she didn't seem to have done anything wrong.

For some reason, he couldn't help but associate the usually aggressive Guan Yu with the pitiful her who was abandoned, and the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt.

Jiang Yuhe suddenly reacted: No, why is he still feeling sorry for Guan Yu? What did that woman do to him?

"Actually, Brother Zhou..." He hesitated for a while and finally spoke.

Ji Jinzhou looked at him unexpectedly. Jiang Yuhe felt a chill on his back and immediately shook his head, "It's okay."

Sure enough, he still couldn't disobey Brother Zhou, but he felt more and more sorry for Guan Yu...