Chapter 400
"Try it and see if it's Shuanshuan." Ji Jinzhou tore open the package with a wicked smile and put it to Shen Chenli's lips.
The packaging doesn't look like candy either. When you tear it open from the side seams, it looks more like medicine.
At the same time, he was also trying to control his behavior. If this thing really couldn't be taken orally, and Shen Chenli accidentally died from it, he would have to take responsibility and would have to take time out of his busy schedule to go to jail.
That won’t do. He’s still waiting for a happy ending between the vicious villain and the vicious female supporting character.
"No." Shen Chenli frowned and turned his head away, "What if it's rat poison?"
"You are not a mouse, so what's wrong with eating rat poison?" Ji Jinzhou said confidently.
"Why don't you drink paraquat? You're not a grass anyway." Shen Chenli sneered.
"This is a hospital. It's very convenient to rescue or cremate the body. It's okay."
"This is still the sixth floor, just jump off the building and die."
Both of their mouths seemed to be smeared with poison.
The three people who were tired of playing rock-paper-scissors outside pushed the door open and came in. As soon as they came in, they saw Ji Jinzhou holding an anal plug and trying to put it into Shen Chenli's mouth.
"Ji Jinzhou." Guan Yu was incredulous. "Have you run out of things to play with? What are you doing with a butt plug?"
Ji Jinzhou didn't hear clearly, "What just happened? Do you know this thing?"
"Master Ji, you really don't have any common sense." Guan Yu sighed and took the thing from his hand. "Didn't you have something like this stuff stuck in your butt when you were a kid?"
Special Assistant Gu nodded vigorously in agreement. Just by looking at it, his anus tightened.
"Stuff it into your butt?" Ji Jinzhou twitched his lips, "Why would you stuff this thing into your butt?"
"You are medically illiterate and you still refuse to accept it. This is a fever-reducing medicine, diclofenac sodium suppository, inserted from... the anus." Guan Yu returned the medicine to him, "But your president only has stomach problems, heart problems, and headaches, and no lower body diseases. I understand that."
"Anus?" Ji Jinzhou seemed to be thinking about something. "I should have let Shen Chenli have a taste earlier."
Shen Chenli was so angry that he hit him on the back with a pillow.
"Grandma has a slight fever. After asking the doctor, he said that this medicine can also be used to reduce fever." Rong Zhijing's muffled voice came from under the mask.
Shen Chenli looked at her worriedly, "Zhi Jing, why are you wearing a mask? Are you sick?"
Rong Zhijing subconsciously met his gaze, and almost couldn't help but turned his head away in embarrassment.
Shen Chenli:?
He looked at Guan Yu in confusion, and she gestured to him to rest assured, "We have been chatting outside for an hour, and Zhi Jing has been enlightened by us... No, enlightened, she said she is willing to come back to you."
"Really?" Shen Chenli grabbed her hand in surprise.
Rong Zhijing was afraid of being laughed at so he didn't say anything: "......"
Guan Yu calmly translated: "She said it was true."
Shen Chenli was a little depressed: "Zhi Jing, why don't you speak?"
Rong Zhijing: “…”
Guan Yu translated: "She said that she only agreed to return to you temporarily and has not completely forgiven you. After all, there is still a pair of retinas between you two."
"Yes, yes." Shen Chenli smiled with relief, "I will definitely help someone find your eyes."
Rong Zhijing: “…”
Shen Chenli couldn't help but asked: "What did you say again?"
Guan Yu made up a story: "She said she would wait until you find it."
Shen Chenli hesitated: "So, in the future, when I want to talk to Zhijing, I have to connect to your Bluetooth?"
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