Chapter 385
Supporting the lame Shen Chenli walked for half an hour before reaching the village entrance. The two looked at the cornfields that were taller than people and the surroundings were quiet. They looked into each other's eyes.
Special Assistant Gu scratched his head and said, "How are we going to get to the hospital in the middle of the night?"
Shen Chenli couldn't believe it: "You helped me walk for half an hour, and now you tell me there is no car to take us there?"
"I thought Mr. Shen would call a taxi."
Shen Chenli: “…” He thought so too.
"How about, Mr. Shen, please bear with it... and go to the hospital tomorrow?" Special Assistant Gu asked tentatively.
"It's okay, just leave me here." Shen Chenli said calmly.
"Really?" Special Assistant Gu was delighted and happily put the man on a big rock by the roadside. "Hoohoo, it's time to get off work, go back to sleep! Good night, Mr. Shen."
"Wait." Shen Chenli stopped him, "I need you to do me a favor."
When he thought about going back to sleep, Assistant Gu's voice was filled with joy, "What can I do for you, Mr. Shen?"
"If I get hit by a truck driven by a sleepy driver tomorrow morning, please help me find a better undertaker. If I die from the fever caused by the heavy rain, frost and dew, don't blame yourself. If the inflammation of this leg infects the whole body, you don't have to be too sad. At least, you are the last person I see before I die."
His tone was cold, and Assistant Gu felt chilled to the bone.
Special Assistant Gu: “…”
"Okay, I don't have anything else to tell you." Shen Chenli leaned against the stone and lowered his eyes. "You go first. By the way, I want to write Zhijing's husband on my tombstone."
"They may not necessarily agree." Special Assistant Gu spoke faster than he thought.
Shen Chenli was really hurt this time, and his melancholy became more intense. "...Then forget it, just go away, don't worry about me."
"Then I'll leave--" Assistant Gu took a few tentative steps inside.
This is a psychological game. Whoever has morals will be kidnapped.
Assistant Gu stood there and brainwashed himself in his heart: "You have no morals, you have no morals, you have no morals..."
Seeing him standing still, Shen Chenli muttered: "What are you doing?"
"I'm brainwashing myself. As long as I have no morals, I won't be kidnapped by morality." Special Assistant Gu kept muttering to himself.
"Then why not brainwash as you go."
"Because I left and I have to come back later." Special Assistant Gu said unhappily, "What if I tire myself out?"
The brainwashing failed, and he walked back angrily, "You are such a bad person, you actually blackmailed me morally."
Shen Chenli pretended to be surprised, "Aren't you in a hurry to go home and sleep?"
When he thought about not being able to go back to sleep on his soft little bed earlier, Assistant Gu's face darkened. "If you say another word, I will throw you into the cornfield. If you survive, you're lucky. If you die, it's God's gift of fertilizer for this cornfield."
This is called the feat of the blackened worker Lei Ting Xiao Nu.
"..."
Special Assistant Gu helped him up and walked back with dissatisfaction.
"Where?"
"Go back to find Mr. Ji and ask him for the car keys."
"Walking back?"
"What else? Crawl back."
"Another half an hour?"
"You can also fly."
"...What should I do if Guan Yu hits me?"
"You deserve it."
"I am Party A, what's your attitude when you speak?"
"Have you heard about the drowned Party A in the news before?"
"..."
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