I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 376

"It may be even more outrageous than repairing a cannon."

"Repairing a ship?"

"Be bolder."

"Repair an aircraft carrier?" Ji Jinzhou felt that his idea was ridiculous. "This is my bottom line."

Gu Tezhu let out a long breath: "...cultivation."

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

"Cultivating immortals... is not impossible," Ji Jinzhou chose to lower his bottom line again and again, "Just be good to Xiaohua and her son."

Special Assistant Gu said cautiously: "Perhaps you have heard that the first sword on the shore is to kill the person you love first, then kill your own son, and finally use the Eighteen Dragon Slashes?"

Ji Jinzhou's heart sank, "He cut off my little flower?"

Assistant Gu nodded with difficulty, and then quickly explained: "But Xiaohua was resurrected at the end."

"Can I cultivate immortality?"

"I guess so."

"Alright." Ji Jinzhou was reluctantly satisfied. "After I'm reborn, I'll kill this Li Dakang first. I didn't like seeing him when he was a farmer. Is this a good ending?"

Assistant Gu said cheerfully, "Yes, in the end, Li Dakang and Fairy A, whose eyes resembled his deceased wife, Fairy B, whose mouth resembled my wife, Fairy C, whose ears resembled my deceased wife, Fairy D, whose nose resembled my first wife, and Fairy E, whose body resembled an old friend, all lived happily together."

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

Special Assistant Gu: “…”

Ji Jinzhou looked at him without blinking: "......"

Assistant Gu blinked, "What's wrong?"

"I want Xiaohua and her child to come back together, not just one piece or another!" Ji Jinzhou was so angry that his chest hurt. "When I come back, please help me contact the screenwriter."

"Okay, but the ending is really good. Li Dakang and his wives each ate a whole pear, which means they will never be separated."

"You still say that!" Ji Jinzhou was angry.

pear......

The faint smile on Rong Zhijing's face froze, his eyes filled with red in an instant, and tears quickly condensed into drops at the bottom of his eyes.

Pear, Li.

Amid the discussion, Guan Yu was the first to notice Rong Zhijing's abnormality, "Zhijing, are you crying?"

Rong Zhijing quickly wiped away the two tear marks on his cheeks. His eyes were red, but he pretended to be fine. "No, I'm fine."

Rong Zhichen frowned, "Actually, my sister has always been in poor health. In addition to poor eyesight, she also has a strange disease."

"Any other strange diseases?"

Guan Yu thought: Shen Chenli is such a useless thing, why didn’t he give them this information?

"My sister can't bear to hear the three words 'aunt', 'chen' and 'li'. Even though they sound the same, she will cry uncontrollably. The doctor said it might be psychological factors that cause tear incontinence."

Rong Zhichen's expression was serious and earnest. "I've always wondered, is it because the aunt next door sent a box of pears last year, and my sister gained weight while eating them, and it took almost a year to lose weight, so she was left with a psychological trauma and cried whenever she heard about it?"

Guan Yu and the other two: ???

What a nice aunt Chen Li is.