I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 330

"What's so cheap that you can buy six kilograms for 45 yuan?"

Guan Yu nodded firmly to Special Assistant Gu and wrote a few words on the whiteboard.

"Have you finished writing it down? Count down to three seconds and flip the cards together, 3...2...1."

Most people wrote "six catties" and "three catties", Ji Jinzhou and Ji Yanshu wrote "0", Guan Yu wrote "four and a half catties"

Assistant Gu asked curiously: "Why is it zero?"

Ji Jinzhou answered seriously, "Xiaoshu came home after shopping and happened to see his mother getting off work. His mother got angry and confiscated his pocket money."

Special Assistant Gu: "...This is not a situational quiz. You don't have to make up your own story."

Ji Yanshu thought: "If you are asking Xiaoshu, then he probably won't buy chicken, because of his last name, he seldom eats chicken since he was a child."

Assistant Gu didn't follow his train of thought. "What's Xiaoshu's last name?" How did it have anything to do with last name?

Ji Yanshu pointed at herself and said, "Ji."

He, Xiao Shu, never eats his own kind.

Special Assistant Gu: “…”

"Announce the answer quickly. Is the result six kilograms?" Mo Xiaoting urged.

Special Assistant Gu opened the test paper and saw that the weight was the same as Guan Yu's: four and a half kilograms.

Ji Baitang exclaimed in surprise. "Four and a half pounds? How do you calculate four and a half pounds?"

Jiang Yuhe muttered: "It was agreed in advance."

"Do we need to collude in advance on such a common sense question?" Guan Yu said confidently, "Chicken fork bones are 15 yuan per pound. Buy one pound and get half a pound free. This is the unified price across the country. If you pay more than this, you will be taken out and shot."

“Who would know such common sense?”

"Assistant Gu knows it." Guan Yu looked innocent, "According to the rules, we still have one more chance."

Ji Jinzhou sighed: "I haven't eaten at a roadside stall for many years. It turns out that it has developed into this."

"Yeah." Ji Lingheng's face also showed a long-lost nostalgia, "Ever since Brother Tingnan stuck the barbecue bamboo sticks he had eaten into your butt——"

"Cough! Cough cough cough!" Ji Jinzhou suddenly started coughing violently, interrupting his lyrical reminiscences of the past.

Assistant Gu's eyes were filled with pride and satisfaction. After this question, he had confirmed that his wife was his soul mate, and he could see victory was just around the corner. "Then I'll ask the next question."

Question 2: "Xiao Shu saw a short story on a short video platform and found that members could watch it for free on another paid platform. He spent 6.6 yuan to open a monthly membership. What was his first step?"

What else can you do after becoming a member? Isn't it just reading books?

"But, if he was really reading a book, would he smile so cunningly?" Ji Yanshu pointed hesitantly at the front, where Assistant Gu was wearing a mysterious smile.

Ji Jinzhou shrugged. "Gu Yun's smile was always very cunning. He said he had just been born naturally from his mother's belly, and that's how he smiled. The nurse was almost scared and threw him to the ground."

"How can you be someone's husband and boss?" Ji Yanshu criticized solemnly, "Why do your wife and subordinates have so much in common, but you know nothing?"

Ji Jinzhou is used to it: "I often feel out of tune with them because I am rich."

"Half a minute left." Special Assistant Gu urged while checking his watch.

Guan Yu had already written down the answer immediately, so the others could only guess and make up their own answers. They showed the question board at the last second:

Ji Jinzhou: "I ordered a takeaway to watch it, but it ended badly."

Ji Yanshu: "I found out that I had to upgrade to SVIP, so I uninstalled it in a rage."

Ji Botang: "I found out that the hero and the heroine's mother were a couple, and the heroine was with the hero's brother. I was furious and blasted the author in the comment section. The next day, I found out that I had become the heroine in the book. The sinister and arrogant brother pressed her down and said in a hoarse voice: 'Sister, do you still want to escape?'"

Ji Lingheng: "I clicked on the pop-up window on my phone and saw that the wife of the Third Young Master of the Ji Family is three months pregnant."

Li Tingnan: "Next, after reading the follow-up, he thought that he couldn't waste this month's membership, so he returned to the short video platform. Since he opened a membership, he has never seen any tweets."

Jiang Yuhe: "I was lying on the bed, watching the sequel with a smile on my face. I laughed to death while watching it."

Mo Xiaoting: "I don't want to read any shit, let's go out and have a drink."

After seeing all these various answers, Special Assistant Gu fell into deep thought. He looked at Guan Yu expectantly: Madam will surely understand him, right?