I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 18

The old man said in surprise, "How do you know that my car was eaten just now? Did you see me in the park? But this 'che' is not pronounced 'che', it is pronounced 'ju', ju~ remember it?"

Ji Jinzhou turned his head suspiciously and asked Guan Yu, "You all read ju?"

Guan Yu nodded without hesitation. Their Chinese teacher had taught them since they were young that the character “车” in chess is a polyphonetic character and is pronounced “ju”.

He actually doesn't know anything, how can he have no culture at all.

Ji Jinzhou understood, "Master, your bicycle was stolen by someone."

Grandpa: "What are you trying to do to me, kid...Huh? Ah!!"

"Goodbye, uncle." He was unusually calm.

Ji Jinzhou sent away the next sixty-year-old customer who was running after a car. There was already a long queue behind him. By the time he finished his wild calculations, the payment code kept ringing.

"If someone bankrupts you in the future..." Guan Yu thought, "You can go prostitute."

Ji Jinzhou:?

His tone was dangerous, "Standing for what?"

Guan Yu said calmly: "Standing on the street."

Ji Jinzhou realized that people would laugh when they were inexplicably angry. He calmly asked, "Do you want me to pick up a man or a woman?"

Some people look calm, but they are actually crazy.

"Men don't answer, women don't answer either, just stand there, and you can make a lot of money!" Guan Yu snapped her fingers, "With this face, people will pay for anything you sell."

Ji Jinzhou suddenly realized:...it turns out that she is selling beauty but not her body.

[Really, it makes people feel yellow. 】

"But you said I would go bankrupt? Ha!" Ji Jinzhou spat out a word from between his teeth to express his disdain:

"My mother said that I was born screaming 'ninety-nine eighty-one', I could count on an abacus at the age of three, studied elementary school math at the age of five, junior high school math at the age of eight, senior high school math at the age of ten, and advanced math at the age of twelve. Who could possibly make me bankrupt?"

Guan Yu curled her lips. She knew it was impossible even with her toes. "Your mother dotes on you."

"My grandfather predicted that I would be a rare flower in the business world, a flower of mathematics blooming in the East. What does this mean?"

"It means your grandfather dotes on you."

"...The media also said that I am a rising star in the business world and a genius. What does this mean?"

“This means you have charged money.”

Ji Jinzhou was speechless. Thinking that she was the person whose name was closest to his on the marriage certificate and she still didn't believe him, he couldn't help but feel angry. "Then tell me, who has the ability to bring me down?"

"Li Tingnan."

Guan Yu was not worried about leaking the plot in advance. She hoped that Ji Jinzhou and Li Tingnan would fight as soon as possible, and it would be best if all the credit went to her.

Ji Jinzhou chuckled softly, "No wonder you belittle me and praise him. It turns out you can't forget it."

Taking advantage of the camera's distance so that she couldn't hear their conversation, Guan Yu lowered her voice and said, "Don't slander me. How can I not forget it?"

"Everyone knows that you tried to hook up with Tingnan but failed."

"Who else have I not hooked up with?" Guan Yu said calmly, "Except for those men who are not presentable, who have I ever succeeded with?"

She was so honest and straightforward that Ji Jinzhou was embarrassed to say anything: "Well... you are pretty miserable."

"It's good to know, don't poke at my sad things anymore."

"......sorry."

By using Ji Jinzhou's face as a gimmick, the two of them reaped a lot of benefits. In just three hours, they had earned nearly a thousand yuan.

Guan Yu was beaming with joy when she saw the balance. Ji Jinzhou, the main star of the show, said he would quit, "I don't want to stand on the street anymore."

Guan Yu advised him kindly, "Sisters and sisters have been standing for such a long time waiting for you, what's wrong with you standing a little longer?"

A pair of eyes as bright as obsidian stared at her from behind her hair. After a moment of silence, he suddenly said, "You look like the one who runs the brothel."

Guan Yu: "......"