Siheyuan: After I moved in, the compound became a mess

Yan Bugui sulked for a while until Wang Dabao waved at him, then he walked back dejectedly.

You have to go back and queue up, you're holding the urine pot in your hand.

With Yan Bugui standing in line behind him, Sha Zhu didn't dare to talk to Wang Dabao anymore, for fear that Yan Bugui might have heard what he had just said.

After a while, Xu Damao came over in a coat, looking energetic. When he saw Sha Zhu's back from a distance, he started laughing.

He slept very soundly last night. In his dream, Sha Zhu was kneeling at his feet and begging him to lick his feet. Not only did he refuse, he kicked Sha Zhu to the ground.

The result was that he woke up from laughing before he could even enjoy the dream, which made Xu Damao so angry that he beat his chest and stamped his feet.

For Xu Damao, this dream was much more enjoyable than pure dreaming. He felt like returning home in glory and feeling proud. When he thought about getting Liu Haizhong's family treasure, he felt even better.

"Hey, Third Uncle, what's going on?"

Xu Damao glanced at Yan Bugui's wet trouser legs and shoe uppers, "Were you in a hurry to empty the urine pot and your hands were shaking so much that the urine spilled on your shoes?"

Yan Bugui raised his small eyes behind the lenses and corrected himself: "It's the Second Master!"

"Oh yes, look at my memory. What's on your foot, Uncle?" Xu Damao patted his forehead and continued to ask.

"Hey, I didn't check the almanac before going out, and a dog peed on my foot. Do you think we, as humans, can have the same experience as a dog?!"

Yan Bugui snorted, staring at Shazhu's back, and said in a sarcastic tone, "This dog not only pees randomly, but also bites people when he gets angry. It's really not worth it to get sick because of a little thing like a shoe upper."

Xu Damao listened happily and nodded at the side, but he didn't know that the "dogs" Yan Bugui mentioned were among their team.

"Second uncle, there's nothing wrong with what you said. That dog is just a beast. You should just ignore it. If it bites you, you can't bite it back!"

"That's exactly what you said, Damao. That's the truth."

Yan Bugui finally smiled, hesitated in silence for a moment, and then reached for his trouser pocket. As a result, the pack of economic cigarettes appeared, but he was stopped by Xu Damao.

"Draw this. I'm happy today. Let's draw the good ones."

As Xu Damao spoke, he took out his cigarette, gave one to Yan Bugui, and then passed it to Wang Dabao over Sha Zhu.

Glancing at Sha Zhu and seeing his gloomy face, Xu Damao didn't care and continued to talk to himself, "Sha Zhu, can you go behind Second Uncle? Da Bao and I have something to say."

"Get lost, don't make yourself uncomfortable here."

Sha Zhu didn't even raise his eyelids and stared at Xu Damao in amazement.

After realizing what was happening, Xu Damao chuckled, took out another cigarette, and waved it in front of Sha Zhu's eyes, "Here's a cigarette for you, go to the back."

Seeing that Sha Zhu didn't move, Xu Damao wanted to say a few more words, but when he saw Sha Zhu raised his head, his eyes were red and he yelled at him: "Xu Damao, don't go too far, you don't bully people like this."

The moment Sha Zhu finished speaking, the urine pot in his hand hit Xu Damao.

While Xu and Yan were flirting, Wang Dabao was paying attention to the changes in Sha Zhu's expression. However, Xu Damao didn't know that the "dog" he was talking about was Sha Zhu.

Wang Dabao had expected Sha Zhu to suddenly lose his temper. It was Xu Damao's fault for being so mean.

You said you were gesticulating with a cigarette for no reason, how could Shazhu not think too much? It's just like luring a dog with a bone!

When the urine pot fell to the ground, Wang Dabao was already three steps away from the two men. He looked down and nodded with satisfaction. Not a drop splashed on him. Perfect!

Xu Damao stood there in a daze, holding the cigarette. He slowly lowered his head to look at the urine stains on his body, and his face couldn't help twitching.

"How come you are so stupid and don't know how to appreciate kindness? I gave you a cigarette and you threw a piss can at me?!"

Xu Damao's hand loosened, the cigarette fell to the ground, and he pounced on Sha Zhu with his teeth bared, saying viciously, "I'm going to fucking kill you!"

"Oh shit..."

As soon as Xu Damao pounced in front of Sha Zhu, he was kicked in the crotch. He covered his crotch and was unable to move.

Perhaps it was because he hadn't encountered this trick for a long time, Xu Damao had forgotten Sha Zhu's usual tactics and was careless and fell into the trap.

Xu Damao hunched his waist with his buttocks tucked in, stared at Sha Zhu with a grin, and pointed with his hand: "Sha Zhu, you wait for me."

"Just wait and wait."

Sha Zhu finally smiled, bent down to pick up the urine pot and shook it, "Well, I can save myself the trouble of queuing. This urine pot is empty in a blink of an eye!"

Seeing Shazhu was about to leave, Yan Bugui rushed over to support the staggering Xu Damao: "Shazhu, how can you be so ungrateful? Damao was kind enough to give you a cigarette, and you hit him?!"

"My hands were shaking and I didn't hold the urinal firmly. He was the first to do it. He deserves it!"

After saying that, Sha Zhu frowned and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute."

Liu Guangtian had already defecated not far away, and now he came back carrying the urine pot.

After calling out to Sha Zhu, Liu Guangtian did not rush to talk to him. Instead, he took out a match to light a cigarette for Wang Dabao, then took out a cigarette and lit one for himself. After exhaling a puff of smoke, he spoke quietly, "Sha Zhu, if you keep doing this, we don't have to line up anymore. We can just urinate on the ground."

Liu Guangtian said as he spread his hands to the neighbors who gathered around him, "Is this true, everyone?"

Those queuing up to empty the urine pots were not only the residents of the Red Star Courtyard, but also the neighbors from the three or four adjacent courtyards.

"This guy must be the silly Zhu in the cafeteria. I heard that sometimes the big bosses would ask him to cook when they have dinner together. He was so arrogant in the factory, but I didn't expect that he would be like this after returning to the compound!"

"Who said it wasn't? You shake the spoon really well. With one spoonful, you get half a piece of shredded meat, not even half an extra spoonful."

"Humph, he only bullies us workers. I have seen him carrying two lunch boxes at the factory gate several times after get off work."

"If he eats the factory's money, then he is eating all of us. This bastard is really despicable."

At first, Sha Zhu felt somewhat proud when he heard his neighbor's words, but the more he listened, the more he felt something was not right, and in an instant his face drooped.

"Liu Guangtian, what do you mean?" Sha Zhu stopped and turned to stare at the second boy of the Liu family.

"It's not interesting. What can be interesting about me? You are quite interesting."

Liu Guangtian shook the urine pot and spat the cigarette butt on the ground. "I can't control you throwing urine on people. I don't have that much power. But isn't it a bit too much to throw urine on the place where everyone queues every day?"

"Not to mention the smell, just stepping on it every day is pretty disgusting. You throw it and I throw it, and everyone is too lazy to line up and throws it on the ground. Is this okay?"

After hearing what Liu Guangtian said, the neighbors nodded in agreement. That was the logic.

Wang Dabao was watching the fun with a cigarette in his mouth. He hadn't realized before that Liu Guangtian had quite the ventriloquist skill, and he was great at dealing with Sha Zhu and the deaf old lady!

"Just tell me what you want to do?"

Sha Zhu was too lazy to waste time with Liu Guangtian. He knew that the guy was looking for trouble, so he went straight to the point and asked.

"What do I want?!"

Liu Guangtian glanced at Wang Dabao inconspicuously as if asking for instructions. Seeing Wang Dabao nod slightly, Liu Guangtian understood that he was left to figure it out. He immediately said, "I didn't expect it to happen. Where did the urine spill? You can use a shovel to dig the dirt out, and then find some other clean dirt to fill it up."