Siheyuan: There are seven fairies in my house, I am so busy

“You kid!

I was rude enough, but you were even more mean!

Be careful if Liu Haizhong hears it, he will give you a slap in the face!

What have you been busy with these two days?

You are busy all day long, dressing yourself up, wearing new clothes and new leather shoes, and you can't be seen anywhere in the compound. Are you trying to hook up with some young widow again?

Be careful if something happens one day. If I catch you in bed with someone else, I’ll parade you through the streets!

Then you will be embarrassed all over again."

“Come on, man, am I that horny?

For someone like me, I'd rather look for a virgin girl. Who would look for a widow?

They are all leftovers from other people, and I like to use new ones."

"Why are you pretending? I don't know you well.

You accept everything, new or old, regardless of whether it is new or old.

But are you really dating someone?

Didn't you see a matchmaker come to introduce you?"

"Do I, Xu Damao, need an introduction to find a partner?

I'm not a fool, I'll just go get whoever I like!

I'm not bragging, man, I'm young, rich, and good at talking, so finding a partner is a piece of cake for me."

"Wait, why are you talking about Sha Zhu? Are you going to hook up with the girl that Liu the matchmaker introduced to Sha Zhu?

What's her name?

Yes, her name is Chen Lihua, a pretty nice name!

You are a very brave boy. If Sha Zhu finds out, he will definitely fight you to the death!

He can beat your brother to pieces and beat the shit out of you, do you believe it?"

"I was wondering what kind of magic medicine have you taken recently?

You are so cunning that I can't hide anything from you.

Don't make a fuss about it. I'm doing this in secret and will announce it after I succeed. Don't ruin my plan.

I am not afraid of that idiot Sha Zhu. To deal with idiots, smart people have to use their brains. When I am done with him, I will bring Chen Lihua to show off in front of Sha Zhu. I will make him angry to death!"

"You are not a good person, so why don't you just cheat on Sha Zhu?

But it's not that easy to get rid of me. One Zhonghua cigarette is not enough. Otherwise, I believe many people would like to know this news, especially Sha Zhu."

"Okay, I'm afraid of you. It's really bad luck for me to live in the same compound with you.

I'll treat you to a good meal when we have a chance in a few days, okay? This time I've spent a lot of money."

"That's more like it. Okay, I don't care about what's going on between you and Sha Zhu. Tell me what this meeting is about?"

"I don't know. I haven't heard anything about it. These three brothers might be free again. They just want to chat with people in the compound and show off their power."

While the two were joking in the corner, most of the people in the compound had arrived, and finally Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui also arrived one by one.

Liu Haizhong was still the first to open the meeting and preside over the whole institute meeting.

"Everyone, please be quiet. Today, our compound is holding a general meeting. There is nothing else to do but one thing, which is the campaign to eliminate the four pests. At the beginning of this year, the country and the government launched a campaign to eliminate the four pests. Our compound also actively participated in this campaign and achieved relatively good results, which was praised by the street.

Now the government has decided to launch a three-day special sparrow-killing campaign in the entire city starting the day after tomorrow, requiring all citizens to participate in the concerted action to eliminate sparrows, a major pest.

The specific matters will be announced by the First Uncle. We warmly welcome the First Uncle to preside over the meeting. "

Liu Haizhong announced the purpose of the conference with a serious expression and attitude, and handed the subsequent meeting over to Yi Zhonghai to preside over as usual.

The people in the compound heard that it was another campaign to eradicate the four pests. Since the beginning of this year, the compound has organized many conferences. The people in the compound have also actively participated in the campaign to eradicate the four pests and have eliminated many rats, sparrows, mosquitoes and flies.

Everyone is still very supportive of the campaign to eradicate the four pests, but it seems that the purpose of today's meeting is mainly aimed at sparrows.

Yi Zhonghai coughed twice, and then announced to everyone in the compound with a serious expression that this was a special operation to kill sparrows organized by the government with the participation of the entire nation.

“Everyone, please be quiet. Everyone is very clear about the campaign to eliminate the four pests and has actively participated in it.

We received a notice from the street today that a three-day special sparrow-killing operation will be launched throughout the city starting the day after tomorrow.

Everyone knows that sparrows are pests that steal food and cause huge losses to food production.

Take a sparrow for example, it eats 5 kilograms of grain a year. The annual grain loss in Hebei Province alone is close to 2 million kilograms. If the whole country is included, it is an unimaginable astronomical figure.

Think about it, everyone. How huge is this amount of food? How many people can it feed?

We usually save money on food, but a large amount of food is eaten by these little sparrows. This is unbearable!

Some time ago, Pi County, a county in Sichuan, brought back advanced experience in fighting sparrows, which was the fatigue tactic.

The people of the entire county were mobilized and widely distributed throughout the county. They kept disturbing the sparrows with various sounds, such as knocking pots, drums, bamboo tubes, etc., and did not give them time to rest. Eventually, the sparrows would fall to the ground due to fright or fatigue.

Finally, the peasant brothers in Pi County, Sichuan Province achieved brilliant results. Now sparrows have almost disappeared in the whole county.

Now we are promoting this advanced experience to the whole country, and our Beijing is no exception. However, to carry out similar sparrow-killing operations, a very large number of people are needed, so we require the extensive participation of all the people in the city, except those who go to work.

The third day of the action is a rest day at the factory. The second uncle, I and other factory workers will also participate in the action. Now the third uncle is on summer vacation, so the action in the compound will be hosted by him.

Next, the Third Master will announce the specific action plan."

After listening to this, Yan Fugui put down his teacup and began to arrange the specific work.

"The street requires that except for some people who stay behind, everyone else in our compound should be evenly distributed in the alleys of Nanluoguxiang outside the compound, and some young people should be selected to carry out the sparrow-killing operation in the Shichahai area.

I will be in charge of those who stay behind in the courtyard, leading the children under 15 years old and the elderly over 50 years old. Everyone else will go to the streets outside. At the same time, Zhang Jialiang, Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang, Liu Guangtian... you young people, follow the arrangements of the street and go to Shichahai to carry out the mission.

We have to make sure that there are people not only underground in our compound, but also on every roof. When the time comes, Yan Jiekuang, Liu Guangfu... a few of you young kids can climb onto the roof.

Whoever finds a sparrow must shout it out loudly, and everyone must make noise at the same time to make sure that no sparrow can rest in our compound, and no sparrow can land in our compound, unless it is dead from exhaustion!"