Siheyuan: There are seven fairies in my house, I am so busy

"Brother Shazhu, is that you? It's really you."

"It's me, it's me. I'm such a fool. I didn't expect to meet you here again. Can you let me go? I'm feeling very uncomfortable."

Shazhu looked like he had lost all hope in life. The public toilet was used by thousands of people living nearby, so it was easy to imagine that it wouldn't be very clean.

Now he was lying in the sewage, smelling the peculiar smell, and was pressed by Yang Qingrou's huge body, unable to move at all. It was really uncomfortable.

"It's really you, okay, okay, I'll get up right away."

But before Yang Qingrou could get up, two people suddenly rushed in from outside. One was Yang Qingrou's brother Yang Qingsong, and the other was Yang Qingrou's younger brother Yang Qingshan.

The two brothers of the Yang family were using the men's restroom nearby and were having a great time, when suddenly a drunk fool showed up.

This big fool drank a lot and walked unsteadily. He stumbled into the toilet and fell flat on his face as soon as he entered the toilet, with a mouthful of mud that was unique to toilets.

This big fool took the opportunity to lick it, and then spit it out.

"Pooh!

Which stupid chef made this soup? It’s so disgusting, even more disgusting than horse urine!

What's wrong with this now?

How come anyone can be a chef?

Silly Zhu, this is what you chefs do, and none of the chefs are good people!"

This big fool finally got up with great effort and started cursing, saying that the cooks were not good people and were really worthless!

When he was full, he cursed the cook.

The big fool suddenly stopped cursing and started to frantically untie his belt. However, the more anxious he became, the harder it was to untie the belt. The big fool was so anxious that he kept jumping up and down.

It turned out that he was holding it in too desperately and could no longer control himself, so he started to pee in his pants.

After he finally untied his belt and urinated happily, the big fool began to arrogantly yell some ridiculous words to his brothers:

"Silly Zhu, I can pee high and far, right? When I was a kid, I couldn't compare to you, but now it's different. Look how far I can pee now?

How high is the urine?

It should be about two meters away. I think if I try harder I can pee on the other side of the wall. Why are you so cowardly today? You start pretending to be taking a big dump. If you have the guts, stand up and compete with me. Whoever loses is a grandson!

Stop pretending to be stupid, stand up and compete with me!"

Xu Damao felt that he was in surprisingly good shape today. This grandson of Sha Zhu was definitely no match for him. He started to become arrogant and madly despised Sha Zhu.

It’s just that Shazhu was acting weird today and no one paid any attention to him. He turned his head and looked, why did he suddenly find two shadows?

I must have drunk too much today, I even have double vision. But even if I drank too much, so what?

Since I played well today, I should take this opportunity to compete with Sha Zhu.

The brothers Yang Qingsong and Yang Qingshan looked helpless. They were so unlucky today that they met a drunk fool when they went to the toilet.

You are an adult, but you still have to compete with them to see who can pee farther and higher. It is so childish.

They also knew that this big fool must have mistaken them for someone named Sha Zhu after getting too drunk.

What a sudden disaster! The two brothers were just going to the toilet honestly, but were madly despised by a big fool who suddenly broke in. Who did they offend?

However, this man was drunk, so they didn't bother to argue with him. It was almost time for them to leave as they had almost finished their meal.

Just as they were about to go out, they suddenly heard a loud noise next door, as if someone had fallen.

The two brothers then remembered the big fool who had just come in. He also fell flat on his face when he first came in. Could it be the same thing happening next door?

Today is really strange. There are so many people who are drunk. There are not only drunk men, but also drunk women. These two people came at about the same time. Are they a couple?

Then I heard the sound of fierce fighting coming from the women's restroom again, and someone was cursing, as if saying there were hooligans and perverts.

Yang Qingshan and Yang Qingsong suddenly looked at each other face to face. There was a moment of silence around them. The two brothers confirmed the answer through their eyes:

"No, it's my sister's voice!

Damn it, which grandson is being a hooligan? Go over and kill him!"

The two brothers suddenly realized that the cursing voice belonged to their sister Yang Qingrou. They immediately became angry and cursed at the same time, ran out of the men's restroom quickly, and then ran into the women's restroom next door.

As soon as they entered the women's restroom, they saw their elder sister Yang Qingrou riding on a man, beating and scolding him.

The man was also reeking of alcohol, he must be a drunkard.

The key point is that he actually dared to openly run into the women's restroom and act like a hooligan, and the target of his hooliganism was their family. The two brothers were so angry that they were fuming.

They didn't care about anything else, they went up to pull Yang Qingrou away, and started punching and kicking Sha Zhu.

Four feet and four fists fell on Sha Zhu like raindrops. After a while, Sha Zhu screamed in pain.

Sha Zhu felt that he was extremely unlucky today. He had just broken up with his girlfriend, and then he got drunk and broke into the women's restroom, where he was misunderstood as a hooligan. Yang Qingrou then rode on him and beat him up.

He had just managed to explain everything clearly and Yang Qingrou agreed to let him go, but two more men broke in.

The two grandsons came in and started beating him crazily without saying a word. The force they used was much greater than that of Yang Qingrou just now.

Because Sha Zhu was lying on the ground in an awkward posture and was caught off guard, he was soon beaten by the two men and was in great pain all over.

I don't know what's wrong with these two grandsons. They beat people without any care and with great strength, kicking and stomping them, not giving me any chance to stand up and fight back.

"Hey, who are you? Who are you two grandchildren?

Why are you hitting me!

This is the women's restroom. How did you two grown men get in here?

Get out of here now! "

When the brothers Yang Qingsong and Yang Qingshan heard that this nasty hooligan shamelessly asked them how they got in?

They both cursed:

"Damn it, you are so shameless. If you weren't a hooligan, would we be able to come in?"

Sha Zhu was much more sober now and had become more shrewd. The two grandsons were so angry at what he said that they subconsciously stopped and started cursing.

Sha Zhu seized the opportunity and quickly got up. He had suffered enough today, so without saying a word, he immediately attacked the two men.

When had Sha Zhu ever suffered so much in a fight? Even if there were two of them, it would not work. Sha Zhu was not afraid.

Sha Zhu rushed over and quickly knocked Yang Qingshan down in two moves, and took the opportunity to kick him.