Siheyuan: There are seven fairies in my house, I am so busy
Chapter 103 Fierce Zhang Fei
After Zhang Jialiang finished speaking, he supported Xu Damao and walked towards the area they were responsible for.
As they walked, he asked Xu Damao how he got Sha Zhu into the water. Only now did he know that Sha Zhu didn't know how to play in the water. Didn't he hear that Xu Damao suffered a loss at the beginning? To be honest, he was still very curious about Xu Damao's glorious performance today.
"What happened today? Why did you fight with Shazhu again? Why did you run into the water?"
Although Xu Damao looked rather miserable now, with bruises all over his face and an injured leg, he walked with a limp, and his little brother should not have been spared either. Whenever Xu Damao's hand touched that part, his mouth would twitch and he would look very sour.
Even though he looked so miserable, it did not stop Xu Damao from bragging. No matter what, he defeated Sha Zhu this time. It was the only time in his life that he defeated Sha Zhu head-on in a one-on-one fight.
So even though he feels uncomfortable all over now, it doesn't affect his ability to show off at all.
"This is what happened..."
It turned out that Xu Damao came prepared today. He had been trying his best to seduce Chen Lihua during this period of time.
Today he knew that Chen Lihua was also coming to Shichahai, so he actively signed up in the compound to come to Shichahai with Zhang Jialiang.
Not long after he arrived, he found an opportunity and couldn't wait to slip next to Chen Lihua.
Xu Damao is very experienced and capable in dealing with young girls. He is thick-skinned, willing to spend money, and good at sweet talk. Therefore, Chen Lihua has a good impression of Xu Damao and is planning to continue dating him.
While Xu Damao was accompanying Chen Lihua in the Mahjong-hunting operation, he was performing hard with the loudspeaker, and at the same time he was constantly using sweet words to narrow the distance between him and Chen Lihua.
At noon, Xu Damao went out specifically to buy some delicious food and drinks, including Beibingyang soda, white flour buns, two meat dishes specially cooked from the restaurant, and a small bottle of canned food.
The two of them sat in a small pavilion in the Shichahai water. With Xu Damao's deliberate flattery and teasing, Chen Lihua laughed out loud. Everything was under Xu Damao's control, and the atmosphere gradually became good.
"Lihua, shall we go to the movies tonight?"
"What movies are there?"
"There is a new movie called "Love the Factory as Home". This movie tells the story of the bold innovation of Master Peng and his workers at the Shanghai Stone Powder Factory. We are all workers. We should watch this movie and learn from their spirit of treating the factory as home. Don't you think so?"
"That's true, I like my job and I like our factory.
You know a lot, go check it out!"
"I do this, so of course I have to understand it. I love what I do.
Okay, it’s settled!
You don't need to bring anything with you. I have some melon seeds and peanuts at home, so you can take them with you and try some.
These are gifts given to me by fellow villagers as a token of gratitude for showing movies in the commune. They didn’t cost much.”
"It seems that you are still very popular in the rural commune, and the people like you very much."
"That's right. This is my job. My profession requires me to get along with the masses. Rural folks are very simple and honest. If you treat them well, they will treat you twice as well."
Xu Damao used his eloquent tongue to portray himself as tall, majestic, righteous and sunny. He also liked to talk about movies, ideals and feelings when he had nothing to do. This made Chen Lihua very willing to be with him. This was one of his means of hooking up with young girls.
Just when the two of them were talking sweetly under the moonlight and expressing their love for each other, a fierce Zhang Fei suddenly broke in.
It turned out that Sha Zhu accidentally got his hair dirty. After he was assigned the task, he hadn't seen a sparrow for a long time. When he was leaning against a big tree and was bored, a huge black crow flew over from other directions in panic and landed on the big tree that Sha Zhu was leaning against.
When Sha Zhu saw that the bird had come back to life, he immediately became more energetic. He didn't care whether it was a sparrow or a crow, as long as it came into his territory, it would be scared.
He carefully and quietly brought the big ox horn to his mouth, and slowly approached the position of the big crow, then blew the big ox horn in his hand hard.
It's true, the sound made by the big bull horn is very low and heavy, and very oppressive. The big crow in the tree was scared by the "buzzing" sound.
The big black crow was frightened, and its muscles contracted violently, especially the sphincter on its anus, which reacted most violently. In excitement, it pooped a big piece of bird shit, which happened to fall on Sha Zhu's head.
No one knew what this big black crow ate, but it pooped a big puddle. Maybe it excreted too much. After it was scared and flew high into the sky, it felt that it had lost a lot of weight and flew much faster.
Sha Zhu only felt a chill on the top of his head, and a sticky substance spread flat on his head and quickly seeped into his hair.
He touched it with his hand, took it down and looked at it. He had no idea what it was. It was black and sticky. He brought it to his nose and smelled it. The smell was extremely strong.
He understood it all at once, damn it!
This is bird poop!
This made him feel sick, so he quickly ran to the water, intending to wash himself in the water, otherwise the smell would be too bad.
As a result, when he reached the water's edge and before he had time to wash, he saw his grandson Xu Damao and his white moonlight Chen Lihua, who he had been thinking about day and night, having a secret meeting.
I was so sad to see my dream lover having lunch with that despicable villain Xu Damao, and they were talking and laughing, showing their affection to each other.
This made Shazhu so angry that he almost fainted.
Especially when he saw the smile that Chen Lihua had once shown to him, it now fell into the hands of Xu Damao, the bastard.
Curved eyebrows, big twinkling eyes, a high nose bridge, and the most unforgettable cherry mouth.
This kind of scene has appeared in Sha Zhu's dreams more than once, but now the male protagonist has been changed to Xu Damao, the bad guy who makes him grit his teeth.
The anger that could no longer be suppressed made him ignore the bird shit on his head and he shouted.
"grandson!
Xu Damao, you will not die well!
Dare to hook up with my girlfriend, Chen Lihua is mine, you are a Ximen Qing, I will kill you! "
Sha Zhu's voice was so loud and so sudden that it startled the sweet couple.
Especially Xu Damao, he was so familiar with Sha Zhu's voice, and he was even more familiar with the tone. He knew clearly that a beating would be coming. Before Sha Zhu came over, he felt his little brother trembling.
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