Marvel crosses Star Wars, and everyone attacks the galaxy

"Are you the one who repaired me? You are much smaller than the last person who repaired me. Although I am not familiar with several of your species." HK-47 said.

"What do you mean?"

"I don't recognize your kind in my database."

"I... I may be the last of my kind." Drax the Destroyer said dejectedly. He has never returned home since his wife and children were killed by Ronan.

"I'm Groot!"

"I don't know if there are people like me." Mantis Girl pondered.

"You two are the only ones I know."

Seeing HK-47's eyes on him and Kraglin, Star-Lord said what he was thinking now: "You recognize humans?"

"answer."

"Hmm...so there are humans where you were made?"

"Answer: Correct once again."

"Quell, the universe is littered with all kinds of creatures," the raccoon said. "What's so strange about that?"

"I know, I know. I'm just stating a fact."

HK took a moment to look around the hangar he was standing in, noticing the current state of his ship.

"Pitiable: oh, the Ebony Hawk! How sad to see it in such a pitiful state. My master would be very angry to see it in such tatters."

The Guardians of the Galaxy found the droid's behavior unusual, as it was quite emotional, but they simply shrugged it off.

"4000 years..." HK-47 muttered to himself, "This is truly unprecedented. I've never been offline for so long."

"What's the last thing you remember before you were shut down?"

HK dealt with this issue.

"There was a war. Another war between the Jedi and the Sith, and I was used as a template to create more droids like me."

"You must be one hell of an assassin robot," the raccoon said with an interested glint in his eyes.

“Proud: I’m definitely one of the best.”

"Raccoon," Gamora said expressionlessly, looking at the little guardian who just grinned.

HK-47 was silent for a moment, looking at his old ship, then at the Benatar, "Request: I am willing to join you then."

"is it?"

"Explanation: Yes. I have no other mission," HK-47 replied. "I can do anything for you without hesitation, and kill for your honor—"

"Then welcome aboard!" said the raccoon cheerfully.

Several others groaned, realizing that the raccoons were planning on milking the assassin droids for free slave labor at their leisure.

"Declaration: Assassin's Protocol Activated. Hello, Master," HK said to the raccoon, whose smile was now insane.

"Whoa, whoa, stop," Star-Lord quickly interjected, "I wouldn't normally say this, but I'm the captain and the captain."

"It's true, he is," Gamora quickly added, realizing what Star-Lord was hinting at, "Quill is our leader."

"He is," Drax the Destroyer also said.

"He is, he is." Mantis Girl interrupted.

"We call him Star-Lord for a reason," Kraglin said. Like the rest of the Guardians, he knew that if Raccoon got his own assassin droid, chaos would follow.

"Disclaimer: Forgive my rashness, I have to see what I can find on the Ebony Hawk."

HK turned and walked into his old ship.

Star-Lord said to himself, "I don't know if I should be excited or scared."

"Could it be both?" asked Mantis Girl.

"Why did you go and ruin my fun, Quill?" the raccoon shouted angrily.

"Come on, Raccoon," Quill said wearily. "You know damn well why."

"I thought we were friends," the raccoon said angrily.

"Yes, as friends, sometimes it is our responsibility to say no to you doing things that are obviously not good for your life," Gamora said.

Rocket just mumbled, crossing his arms in a childish way and looking away from the others.

Star-Lord suddenly patted Drax on the shoulder and said, "Drax, I'm really glad you told us everything you did in your previous rampage. It was terrible, but nothing we can't handle."

Drax straightened his chest. "Thank you very much, Quill."

Robot that went and came back: "Fascinated: Drax? Do you have time to entertain me with this "rampage" as Peter Quill calls it?"

"Oh, of course," Drax promised. "I'll tell you how I got the name Destroyer on that ship."

Though it was difficult to see given his faceplate, HK-47 could feel his processors glowing with excitement and anticipation. Maybe these creatures wouldn't be so bad! They'd promised to use his skills, and two of them seemed quite bloodthirsty.

Star-Lord looked at HK-47 and said, "Don't make me tear you apart again."

"Narrator: Master, I really hate to be turned into waste. It would be a waste of my genius skills."

Star-Lord sighed and said, "Show us your violent side when we need it."

“Excited: Oh, I can’t wait to show it.”

Gamora just sighed and looked at Star-Lord, "Are you sure, Peter?"

Star-Lord just shrugged, "Well, if he really is an assassin robot... it's kind of scary, but that's pretty cool."

Gamora just shook her head helplessly. She kissed Star-Lord on the cheek and put her arm around him.

HK then spoke again, "Request: Can you please bring the Ebony Hawk with you?"

Star-Lord looked back at the assassin droid, and everyone else was curious, "Why?"

"Answer: Sentimental reasons. There are parts of this ship that could be very useful if it could be restored to working order. Not to mention the hidden cache left on this ship."

"Oh~ Hidden hiding places mean mysterious technology." The raccoon rubbed his hands excitedly and asked impatiently: "Then please tell me, where is the hidden hiding place on this ship?"

"Come on, do you know how this ship works?" Kraglin asked, interrupting the raccoon's request.

"Confirmation: I do know."

"That's great, because Quill and I have been trying to figure out the star map."

"Yes, there is a language in it that we do not recognize."

HK tilted his head in confusion.

"Q: Don't you know the basic Galactic Standard Language?"

"Basic Galactic Standard?" Star-Lord repeated. "Is that the name of your galactic language?"

"Answer: One in a million," HK said, "but what do you mean by 'your galaxy'?"

Everyone was silent for a moment.

"Where on earth did you find me?"

"Hmm...how do we explain this?" Rocket Raccoon pondered.

To say that HK learns that he no longer resides in his galaxy is pretty extraordinary. There are so many questions to ask because it's outside of his parameters and capabilities.