I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

"Mingzhu, what's wrong with you? You agreed to come to my house, why are you making trouble again!" Xu Damao's voice came from the front yard.

"Something's going on, let's go and check it out!" Cao Jiajia was the first to go out!

Later, He Yushui and Song Xianxian also went out to watch the fun!

Cao Dongfang shook his head. What was going on? Wasn't this a regular activity in the courtyard house every New Year's Eve?

Before the New Year last year, it was Banggeng and the old deaf man. The old deaf man died and Banggeng was sentenced to five years. Jia Zhang and Banggeng were both put in jail. Will Xu Damao take over this afternoon?

Song Xianxian went out and found out she was pregnant, so Cao Dongfang had to go out to check on her to prevent Song Xianxian from being affected.

"Xu Damao, I've thought about it and decided not to go to your house anymore. Over the past year, your mother would ask about the child every time I went back.

I heard no, what is your father's attitude towards me? Are you blind, can't you see?

Why don't they think about your problem and blame it all on me? What's the point?

I'm not going to your house, you go back by yourself! I'm going back to my mother's house!" Xu Damao's wife said loudly.

"Yan Mingzhu, speak softly. Others are watching us. My mother is just anxious and asked a few questions only!" Xu Damao explained.

"Why are you asking so many questions? It's as if having a child is my own business. How can I have a child if you don't know how to sow seeds or farm?" Xu Damao's wife spoke in a loud voice.

“Hahahaha! I’m dying of laughter.”

Damao has only one egg, can he still plant seeds? No, let us help you. This is for Damao's own good! "

People in the compound and the yard outside who were watching the fun started to make a noise.

Xu Damao and his wife were arguing right in front of Yan Bugui's door in the front yard, so everyone could hear them. More and more people came to watch the fight!

"Mingzhu, how can you talk like that? Come with me quickly, I'm going home, don't make trouble on New Year's Eve!" Xu Damao had no choice but to talk to his wife as he was surrounded by onlookers.

"I'm not going. If you want to go, go by yourself. Your mother won't serve you anymore!" Xu Damao's wife Yan Mingzhu ignored Xu Damao.

"Stop messing around and come with me!" Xu Damao pulled Yan Mingzhu's clothes.

......

"I won't go, let go, Xu Damao, open your hands quickly, do you hear me?" Xu Damao's wife Yan Mingzhu was angry.

"Mingzhu, stop making trouble and let's go. It's too late to make it for lunch!" Xu Damao didn't dare to speak loudly.

“Let go, I won’t go, I’ve had enough of your mom and dad’s faces, I’m not your maid.

Why do you only talk about me and not her son? I don’t know what you, Xu Damao, did when you showed movies in the countryside. Do you have two minutes now?

You are the only one who wants a child, you are not worthy! "

Snapped!

As soon as Xu Damao's wife finished speaking, Xu Damao slapped her in the nose!

"Xu Damao, you hit me again. I'm going to fight you!" Xu Damao's wife Yan Mingzhu was fed up.

Go forward and fight with Xu Damao!

"Yan Mingzhu, beat this bad guy Xu Damao to death. Neither his father nor his mother are good people."

"Hit Xu Damao's testicles so that he can't have children."

"Xu Damao is just one egg, and he still behaves every day. Beat him."

When people saw Xu Damao and his wife fighting, they just made a fuss and no one helped. Xu Damao is not a good person!

Xu Damao’s wife is also a little arrogant!

The couple in the courtyard are not popular and no one cares about them when they have problems!

......

"Dongfang, um...what does two minutes mean?" Song Xianxian asked in a low voice.

"Xu Damao's 'applause' lasted less than two minutes. He's a complete failure!" Cao Dongfang explained in a low voice.

"How is it possible? He...he only took two minutes, and you...you..., isn't the gap too big?" Song Xianxian couldn't believe it.

"Everyone is different. I have my own best. Don't compare a cripple with me, the Grandmaster. I can't afford to lose face." Cao Dongfang disagreed.

"So that's how it is. People are different! I understand!" Song Xianxian understood.

"Mingzhu, don't scratch my face! Don't scratch my face!" Xu Damao's fighting ability is really poor.

Onlookers: “.......”

Damn it! Xu Damao, you are such a loser. You couldn't beat Jia Zhang before, and now you can't beat your wife. Who else can you beat?

What a loser's mother opening the door for loser!

The garbage has arrived!

"Xu Damao is so arrogant that he can't even beat a woman. You are such a coward."

"Yan Mingzhu, beat Xu Damao to death, let him talk nonsense."

"You don't even have two minutes left, and you're still talking nonsense to others, Damao, can you do that?"

"I don't think so. One testicle still has an impact. I need your help."

"Da Mao, I will help you. I guarantee you will have a seven-pound fat son! How about Damao?"

"Hahahaha, Damao, just obey me."

......

"I obeyed your mother? Mingzhu, stop tickling me, be gentle, be gentle!" Xu Damao shouted.

"Hey, this is the one, isn't he the famous little prince of the compound, Xu Damao, Master Mao?

You are not good enough to be beaten by your own wife. You can’t be a master Mao with just an egg. "Shazhu, who came back from get off work with his wife and children, began to taunt Xu Damao.

"That's it, that's it, Xu Damao still wants to be Master Mao, silly Mao, a cowardly Mao."

"This Mr. Xu Damao is so funny that it makes people laugh to death."

"Xu Damao can still be Mr. Mao—Green Mr. Mao."

"Hahahaha, Mr. Lumao, I'm dying of laughter! You're really talented."

"Humph, any man out there is better than you, Xu Damao. In less than two minutes, you dare to flirt with other girls out there.

Your mom and your dad still have the nerve to blame me. I give in to them not because I’m afraid of them, but because you look at your character.

The good things you did outside, including your dad, an old pervert.

Does Xu Damao know how many stepmothers your father has found for you outside?

Do you know the way your old pervert's father looks at me? There is no good person in your Xu family! "Xu Damao's wife Yan Mingzhu broke the news.

The crowd onlookers: “…”

I held a piece of grass, what a big melon, Xu Damao is almost becoming Grandpa Lumao, and the one who put the hat on himself was actually.

Shocked!!! My own father, this is a distortion of human nature, not a loss of morality.

There are many stories about father-in-law and his daughter-in-law that have been passed down from ancient times to the present.

This time I saw it for real.

Xu Damao's father and Xu Damao's wife.

It's happening right before our eyes, it's just a pity.

It's just a look, there's no real action!

......

"Dongfang, Xu Damao's wife..." Song Xianxian asked in a low voice.

“It’s possible. Xu Damao’s father is also an old pervert, not a good guy. It’s understandable that he wants to help his son have a son.

Xu Damao's father is not good, otherwise Xu Damao would not be the only son.

You don't have to speak too low, so others can't hear what you say? "

"Xu Damao's father is like this, no wonder Xu Damao's wife fell out with him.

"Not only this, why didn't it happen before? It only happened when I left, when I fought with Xu Damao!

The fundamental reason is that economic construction has begun, and the attitude towards some of the former capitalists has become better.

They are no longer like they were in the past two years, acting like grandchildren, afraid of offending others.

Xu Damao and Xu Damao's father, their damn plan was wrong, Yan Mingzhu couldn't bear it. She knew something! "Cao Dongfang told the real reason.

"I see, it seems that the ingredients policy has been relaxed now!"

Cao Dongfang, "That's just for those who don't have any problems. Those who really have problems, or will have problems in the future, we'll kill them. There aren't many of them left!"

"knew!"

......

"Da Mao, I didn't realize back then that your father Xu Fugui was so brave.

I'm looking for a wife for you, not for him! "

"Hello, guys. Let's have some skewers."

"Damn! It's similar to Qin Huairu going to work. Instead of Jia Zhang helping Qin Huairu, Xu Damao is helping his wife."

"What a great deal, the Xu family father and son!"

“This is the role model of a father and a daughter becoming brothers!

"Yan Mingzhu, I want to divorce you, let me go." Xu Damao shouted loudly.

"What are you yelling about? So loud, it's still Grandpa Lumao, your dad really knows how to name you. You have the ability to predict the future!"

"Hahahaha, Xu Fugui is awesome. He thought of his son's hat more than 20 years ago! What a good father."

"It made me laugh to death. It took less than two minutes to make one egg. It looks normal even with the hat on."

"The extraordinary man Xu Fugui!"

"Xu Damao, you're such a coward. Even if you don't divorce me, I've had enough of you. Isn't it because I'm smarter?

You are a cuckold.

How great do you think you are? You are far inferior to your father and your mother!" Yan Mingzhu said loudly.

"Damn it! There's also Xu Damao's mother's business involved. Poor Damao, he's still not as happy as Xu Fugui!"

"Xu Fugui is awesome, your wife will help you with this kind of thing."

"Great guy!"