Naruto: Marrying into the Hyuga family, the reversal is hard to accept

"No! Help! Let me go!"

"Ghost girl! Monster! Run for your life!"

One evening after a rainy autumn day, a rather shrill scream was heard from the second underground floor of an abandoned parking lot in Gongshu District.

This place is close to the suburbs and is sparsely populated. It has a bit of the decadent feeling of the urban and rural lawless areas in the early years, and is a place that is naturally prone to harboring filth and dirt.

Therefore, no one noticed the screams.

A few minutes later, two boys and girls dressed as elementary school students slowly walked out from the entrance of the parking lot which was silted and covered with moss, carrying small school bags on their backs.

“Really? It’s just to let them open up to each other, is it really necessary to be so scared? It’s not sanitary at all with shit and urine everywhere…” Luo Youran, the girl with a high ponytail who was walking a little ahead, muttered.

"They are just kidnappers, not perverted murderers." Luo Ling followed behind, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "You torture them like this, aren't you afraid that your parents will be unhappy if they find out?"

“Origin say They are kidnappers who have been captured by the Imperial MI310, right? How can we open their mouths without some strength?" Luo Youran rolled his eyes.

Yes, for six-figure pocket money, the brother and sister went out to fish for overseas spies lurking in the country.

They don't have much desire for material things, and the family spends less than six figures a year, but who doesn't like to see their account balance increase?

What's more, this bowl of rice is a reward from the government.

"I don't really understand. They have money to send people to infiltrate other countries to cause sabotage, but have no money to improve the livelihood of their own people. Are there problems with the brains of these politicians?" Luo Ling thought about the intelligence he had just obtained.

"Stupid humans are like this. They would rather have a bad life themselves than hope that others can live a good life... Tsk, I kind of understand Uncle Mo who doesn't want to be a human being. How about I apply for the next "Rule Master of Space and Time"? " Luo Youran's mind was blown.

"Then being dragged back to the human world by my father and marrying five aunts in a month? No, do you want to marry five brothers-in-law for me?" Luo Ling glanced at him with disgust.

But Uncle Mo was knocked off the altar by Aunt Ranran with a knife. Among the potential partners that my sister might be looking for, there shouldn’t be anyone who can beat her?

Luo Ling scratched his head. Now he could defeat his sister, but he couldn't be his brother-in-law. This was not the set of "Autumn Sky".

Moreover, the difference in strength now is not due to the difference in talent between the siblings, but...

"Sister, why did you half-give up practicing Yang escape? It's been several months, and the village is still talking about your kick that collapsed the mountain and split the earth during the Chunin Exam." Luo Ling asked puzzled.

"Please don't ask me even though you already know the answer. You were there when I enrolled in the ninja school. What did they call me? "One-kick super girl", is that a nickname for girls?"

"Well... it sounds better than "One Kick Super Male" right?"

"Who are you talking about being super handsome?"

The brother and sister looked like they were just going home from school as usual, and there was no sign that they had just eliminated a foreign anti-China organization's stronghold.

The parking lot was surrounded by three layers of police cars.

Among the police cars with flashing red and blue lights and contrasting blue and white colors, a few ordinary cars stand out.

"Cousin! Uncle!" Luo Youran changed his previous adult demeanor and greeted them warmly and cheerfully.

"Hello, you have done a great job again. Although you are young, you have great abilities." The middle-aged man in the driver's seat praised with a smile.

"You guys are so awesome!" Luo Ying, the beauty of the current graduate student class at Zhe University, held the two little ones in her arms, one on each side.

"Cousin, be careful, we may be covered in blood..." Luo Ling thought about the scene not long ago and frowned.

My elder sister is not vague at all. If there is a portal, it will be opened directly into the enemy's stomach.

Have you ever seen such an evil space-time ninjutsu?

"Don't worry, don't worry. I've seen the world. My husband..." The cousin patted her chest and was about to brag, but was silenced by a look from her father.

The words "My husband destroyed several worlds with a single thought" were not uttered.

Her distant cousins ​​are half from another world, and her aunt is a pure-blooded person from another world. She was afraid that if she said too much, it would scare them.

The uncle pinched his brows. What is wrong with this world? Time travelers, anti-time travelers, and people with super powers are all appearing...

Oh yes, there is an even more awesome God; what’s even more awesome is that God became his own son-in-law, and he became God’s father-in-law (one of the most awesome, so outrageous).

My daughter is now preparing for pregnancy as she enters her first year of graduate school. I’m really worried that she’ll give birth to something even more advanced…

"Well... let's get back to the topic. Since you are proficient in the art of disguise (transformation), can the next task of following the clues and sneaking into the enemy's superior base be given to you?" Mr. Luo never thought that there would be a day when he would give orders to a six-year-old comrade.

"As long as the reward is in place, our shadow clones can transform into the appearance of all the kidnappers today, tie us back, and catch a big one in a minute." Luo Youran had a greedy expression, rubbing his fingers like a fly. hand hand.

Everyone: “…”

Forget it, as long as you look cute, people will like you even if you are a pervert.

...

When I got home, the clock showed only 4:50 in the afternoon.

In other words, Huo Huo has not gone offline yet and is still fighting in the canyon...if pressing Ctrl+4 to dance awkwardly in front of the opposite fountain can be considered fighting.

"You're back?" Faced with an overwhelming advantage, she didn't even need to look at the screen and directly greeted the children, "Take a rest first, mom will make dinner soon."

"Mom... your microphone is not turned off!" Luo Ling's word "Mom" was stuck in his throat, and he pointed at the microphone icon on the live screen in horror.

"Don't worry, my mother was exposed eight hundred years ago." Luo Youran rolled his eyes, looking very surprised.

Today's streamer Hanabi has boldly changed her ID to [Hanabi] and even drew a two-dimensional leather suit of Hinata Hanabi. She broadcasts live every day wearing her own "real leather", and she is quite good at having fun.

You ask, if she becomes bigger and stronger, will she be sued for infringement by the Wajima Boy Sauce Shop?

Don't worry, at the last Comiket exhibition, Hanabi won the Naruto Best Cosplay Award with her talent, and also bought the commercial rights to the "Hinata Hanabi" image.

I even met the old thief Kishimoto, who praised me, "You guys, Hanabi Cos, are very authentic, very Yoshi."

She was very unhappy at the time, "Why should I pay for myself?"

Luo Yi's answer was: "Puyi also had to buy a ticket to visit his own home (the Forbidden City). This is also part of civilization."

As for whether Hua Huo secretly went to put a sack on the old thief and beat him up to vent her anger before returning home, he had no idea.

Now, the live broadcast room is still very lively as the show is about to end. The comments are all about "Cao Cao is dead, Cao the thief lives forever". Among the top ten bosses on the gift list, five are surnamed Cao...

All we can say is that the level of abstraction among netizens is still rising.

"Yozen Hirasaka"

At five o'clock, a portal appeared in the living room of the Luo family, and Luo Yi, dressed in a suit and tie, emerged from it.

"Husband." & "Dad." & "Dad."

"I'm back. You don't need to prepare dinner. Let's go eat at my parents'."

Luo's father and mother moved to a community on the other side of the river and became neighbors with the Di family. On the one hand, their personal safety was guaranteed, and on the other hand, it did not prevent the children from doing tricks at home and scaring their parents and Qingyue (the father-in-law was still in jail).

There are still many inconveniences in living under the same roof with ordinary people, for example, it is difficult for you to use time-space ninjutsu to go to and from get off work.

I really don’t know how the lawyer with even more incredible abilities lives at home.

The "Shuiyin Royal View" community on the other side of the Civic Center.

"I only heard my dad say that we were coming here to eat, I didn't expect we were coming to your house..." Luo Yi pressed his throbbing temple.

"The children have performed a great deed today. Our superiors want us to hold a celebration banquet in private." The short-haired young man in front of him remained calm.

"Thank you so much for your concern, nephew-in-law..." Luo Yi curled the corners of his mouth, smiling with his lips bent.

This jelly sucker (dog thing) really married five wives including his niece, and they were all on the list of campus beauties of Sting University.

Should I say that you are not loyal or that you are loyal?

"Meow..." A black cat jumped over from the elders' side. It was Pianyi, who was becoming more and more skilled at pretending to be a normal cat.

"Little daddy." Luo Ling picked him up and placed him on top of his head.

Although the son didn't say it, judging from behavioral psychology, he seemed to have a little inferiority complex about his natural white hair.

When will I be as shameless as Si Luzhe?

Second year of middle school?