Rebirth: It's Not You, It's Me

"Shall we go buy presents?"

“Let’s go.”

The two of them went to a convenience store together and bought them all kinds of condoms.

I wanted to see Yu Che embarrassed, so I sent Yu Che to pay the bill.

I hid aside and watched as Yu Che appeared at the cashier counter with a red face and several boxes of condoms.

The cashier lady saw what Yu Che was holding, then looked at him and said meaningfully, "Handsome guy, young man, it's normal, don't be so shy."

The cashier next to me said, "A handsome guy's girlfriend must be pretty. You should take care of yourself if you buy so much at once."

Yu Che quickly paid the bill and ran out.

I bought a gift box and walked to the checkout counter to pay.

I heard two cashiers say, "This handsome guy has a good figure and should be very strong. It would be great if he was my boyfriend. I wonder which girl will get the favor."

"You won't get it easy anyway." Another girl pulled a dreaming girl back to reality.

I paid the bill and walked out. Seeing Yu Che's embarrassed look, I burst out laughing.

"That girl wants to be your girlfriend. She said that you have a good figure and think you should have good physical strength too."

"Wang Luoluo, you tricked me,"

"Hehe~~, I just want to see you get embarrassed and avenge what happened last night."

I took out the gift box and asked Yu Che to put the small umbrella on the raffia and tie a bow.

"Put it in your room and let's go for a massage." I said and walked away on my own.

Yu Che, holding the gift box, followed closely behind.

I put down the gift box and wrote a note, giving gifts to Zhang Panhao and Erdan.

Then we went to the sixth floor for massage.

The technicians were two girls, and Yu Che immediately asked to change to a male technician.

I laughed and said, "Yu Che still has male ethics."

"It is a good virtue to observe male virtues."

“Yes, yes, you are right.”

I lay on the massage bed, screaming while getting massaged.

"Beauty, you're a little weak, do you need me to use less force?"

I gritted my teeth and said, "No need for extra strength, just right."

Yu Che said nothing. When he heard me say "just right" through gritted teeth, he burst out laughing.

"Luo Luo, we are here to enjoy ourselves. You are already screaming and you still say it is just right. I really give you a thumbs up."

"Shut up. You will feel relieved after you feel the pain. What do you know?"

"I was wrong, you are right."

"You are a good child if you know you are wrong."

……

The technician sister chatted with me while pressing.

"My pretty girl, it's summer vacation, are you here for a trip with your date?"

"Yes, that's right." When you go out, you give yourself an identity.

"It looks like your boyfriend really dotes on you!"

"Yes."

"They are really a perfect match!"

"Yes."

"How long have you been together? You have a really good relationship."

"We've known each other since we were kids and have been talking for many years."

"No wonder, the handsome guy dotes on you at first sight."

"Yeah, I think so too." I said this nonsense seriously.

"Luo Luo, you're awesome." Yu Che listened in silence at first, but the more he listened the more outrageous it became.

The technician sister kept talking, and I kept talking nonsense.

After a while, after massaging the body, the foot massage began.

Yu Che sat next to me with a small table between us.

During the foot soaking break, the waiter brought us a fruit plate. I lay there like Ge You, while Yu Che held a fruit fork and kept putting fruit into my mouth.

And winked at me.

I obediently opened my mouth and waited for the food to be fed, like a useless person who couldn't take care of himself.

"My feet are sore from this foot massage. Does it hurt you?" I asked.

"Can you believe me if I say it doesn't hurt?"

"Do not believe."

……

"They say if the circulation is unobstructed there is no pain, and if there is pain there is obstruction. Do you have kidney deficiency? I see many people with kidney deficiency on TV."

"My kidneys are fine."

"Where does it hurt? When they massage you, speak up and ask which part of the body's reflex zone it is."

"Okay. Anyway, my kidneys are not weak."

"Master, please help me find out what's wrong with him. Tell me."

"Okay, little girl."

“This hurts,” Yu Che said.

The master said, "This is a kidney."

Me: “Hahahaha, hahahaha…”

"I was wrong. It doesn't hurt here. It hurts somewhere else."

"Don't explain. Explanation is covering up, and covering up is the truth. You just have kidney deficiency."

"I..." Yu Che said to me for a long time.

"If you have kidney deficiency, soak wolfberries in a thermos cup. You're still young, but you're already old enough." I just wanted to watch the fun.

"Wang Luoluo, I don't have kidney deficiency, don't you know?" Yu Che said with a wicked smile, as if he was going to do the same to you if you do the same to me.

Oh, gosh, you are playing a trick on me. Let's see who will be embarrassed in the end.

I accepted the challenge. "You work so hard every day, no wonder your kidneys are weak. It seems you have to abstain from sex from now on."

"Wang Luoluo, you..." Yu Che was so angry that he couldn't speak.

I won another game.

The foot massage master also laughed when he saw that we were both unwilling to accept each other.

After the foot massage, we both limped and supported each other.

Like two crunchy sharks. Really weak.

"Stinky Yu Che, how dare you make fun of me." After saying that, she pretended to hit him.

"I asked you to say that I have kidney deficiency, but how can a boy say that he has kidney deficiency?"

"You have kidney deficiency. Your kidney reflex area hurts when you press it. Who knows if you are overindulging yourself in sex? And you won't let me tell you."

"I haven't had a girlfriend yet, how can I indulge myself too much?"

"Innocent little virgin?"

"Not small."

"What do you mean? Did I ask you about your size?"

"you……"

I was left speechless.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Let's go back quickly! We are brothers in distress. We support each other like defeated roosters." We can't embarrass ourselves in public.

Before I even got back to where I was staying, Zhang Panhao called and said, "We won't be back tonight. Don't wait for us."

I took the phone and said, "Please let Erdan answer the phone."

Erdan picked up the phone and said, "Luolu, I'm not going home tonight. Panhao and I have something to do. You don't have to worry about me."

I said angrily, "Take safety measures." and hung up the phone.

"They are all troublesome. Come on, you can have a room of your own, and I can have a big bed of my own. Go back to sleep."

When I got to the door, I said goodbye to Yu Che and was about to close the door when Yu Che suddenly said to me, "I'm not overindulging myself. I'm a virgin."

After saying that, his face turned red and he turned back to his room.

It's a mess. It has nothing to do with me!

I returned to my room, washed up, went to bed, turned on the computer, and sent my parents and Shen Yushi the photos and videos of the day.

After a while, my mother called me and said, "Wang Luoluo, are you crazy? You've had enough of living. You're looking for death. If you dare to do such a dangerous thing again, I will break your legs." My ears were buzzing from the shock.

"This is exciting." Just as I was about to say the rest of the sentence, I heard my mother's greetings, which were full of motherly love.

I held the phone far away and waited until my mother finished greeting me before saying I wouldn't do it again next time.

I am the best at begging for mercy. My mother scolded me for half an hour before hanging up the phone.