Siheyuan: Starved to death at the beginning, the whole courtyard went to shoot

In the same way, Xu Damao was surrounded by four women in a blink of an eye. The four children kowtowed to recognize them as their father and cried for meat.

He was really panicked. When he was showing movies in the countryside, he did a lot of immoral things and hooked up with many women.

If there is really something true here, then it would be a serious matter. Having affairs between men and women is a very serious matter.

When the other women saw that there was no place left for the two men, they turned around and grabbed Cui Jianguo and started crying.

Everyone was dumbfounded, except Li Feiyu, who had already run to sit on a small stool, and took out a handful of melon seeds from the space, watching the show happily.

"Oh, you are such a heartless person, you abandoned me and my son! You will die a horrible death! Woo woo!"

"Dad, I'm hungry! I want to eat!"

"Wow, Xu Damao! You pervert, you ran away after having sex with me! I was pregnant for ten months and gave birth to six big fat boys! Five of them starved to death, and this is your last son!"

"Dad! I want to eat meat, woooo!"

"It's this pervert! He raped me! I was pregnant! You gave birth to two children in three years, and you ran away! Ah! Wuuwu!"

"Oh, my dear, you can't leave! Ah, that's not right. My Xu Damao, a ray of light connects to the sky, Erdaohezi please stay a while, Sanyang Kaitai please be reborn into a good family, ah, that's wrong, yes, I gave birth to triplets for you... woo woo."

"Oh my god, my god, Yuzhu, why are you leaving like this? Oh my god! Wuwu wuwu..."

......

The crying of a group of middle-aged rural women gradually changed their tone. They forgot what they had agreed upon at the beginning and started to cry like a dead person and go to the grave... No, they started to wail at the three people who were standing there and almost cried them away.

She was such a professional at throwing tantrums and making unreasonable demands that even Jia Zhang had to admit defeat. She cried so hard that her voice was hoarse, and her voice was like RP.

He Yuzhu, Xu Damao and Cui Jianguo reacted and immediately became furious. They shouted with red faces and thick necks: "Who are you? Stop spitting blood at us. Who are you?!"

"Get out of here!" Xu Damao tried to break free, but four rural women and four children were holding his thighs, so no matter how hard he tried, it was useless.

The first and third uncles sitting at the table were stunned by this situation. This was the first time it happened in the courtyard.

Is this looking for his father or crying for his father's death?! Both uncles were confused.

There were more than a hundred residents nearby, their eyes wide open, and they gasped in shock. What was going on?

Only Li Feiyu and Chen Dabing, who came over secretly, were laughing so hard that they fell backwards.

Su Qinghe, Xie Wanying and three little girls standing next to him saw Li Feiyu's cunning smile and finally realized who was behind it!

"Big...bold uncle, haha, where did you find these people from! Haha! I was laughing to death. I wasn't angry to death, but I was crying to death!" Li Feiyu laughed until tears came out.

"Haha, there's a mourning team in the alley to the south of us. They're very professional. We're in a hurry, so we can only ask them for help! The children are all gathered here on the spot."

"It's just a little expensive, three dollars an hour, ten dollars per person, and they give us one hour, a total of four hours!" Chen Dabing said with a smile.

"Haha, it's professional. Look at the way he cries. It's so rhythmic. Haha, Xu Damao's pants are about to be taken off!"

Only Li Feiyu's family could hear their conversation. Of course, others had no time to listen as they were all concentrating on eating the melon.

Xie Yue laughed and said, "Brave uncle, aren't you afraid that they will recognize you!"

"I was wearing a mask, so you couldn't recognize me! Hehe, I only told Xu Damao and He Yuzhu's names and appearances. I didn't expect there was another Cui Jianguo. If you don't know what his profession is, he would not be vague and would have cried all the same!" Chen Dabing said with a smile.

At this time, the scene was already in chaos, and the two old men wanted to go up and pull the crowd apart.

However, Chen Dabing gave too much, and he cried and shouted so loudly that no one could pull him away, and he continued to be beaten and scolded.

No matter how He Yuzhu, Xu Damao and Cui Jianguo fought and yelled, it was of no avail.

The expressions of the three men changed as if their father had died, then they were furious and threatening, then they begged for mercy and even knelt down before these grown women, then they explained the facts and said that the child did not look like them at all, that they had never seen him, let alone had sex, so how could the child come from?

It was like a skit and everyone enjoyed it very much.

"They are all dead bodies! Pull them apart!" Yi Zhonghai went forward to pull, but was pushed by a woman and staggered.

The third uncle wanted to go forward to help, but his body was not able to do so and he was pushed to the ground, so he did not dare to go forward.

At this time, Li Feiyu got excited and stood up and said, "Why should we pull them apart? What if what these poor women said is true? These three people are justified in abandoning them after having sex with them!"

"Everyone, what do you think?" Chen Dabing took the opportunity to join in the fun.

"Yes!"

"That's right, haha!"

"Yes, maybe it's true!"

......

It is said that watching the fun without minding the trouble is a traditional virtue, and it is a moral integrity to not get involved in anything that does not concern one, to enjoy the melon and read the gossip. Whoever has nothing better to do will go and pull people.

What if he relies on me again?

The sounds of noise, crying at graves, scolding, calling for dad, as well as discussions, ridicule, and shouting of hunger, mixed together into a whole farce.

More than half an hour later, the old man was gasping for breath, his throat was hoarse, and he had run out of strength. He fell into a chair, gasping for breath.

He looked at Li Feiyu with eyes full of anger. He was sure that it was Li Fei's doing. He turned a good general meeting into a farce!

The third uncle was in a dilemma, not knowing whether to leave or stay, and felt very uncomfortable.

Li Feiyu's family had laughed enough and pushed Xie Wanying, meaning it was her turn to go on stage!

Xie Wanying also understood what he meant, and the acting skills she had practiced in the street office over the past few days finally came in handy.

Her face changed, she became angry and sullen, and she shouted loudly: "Enough! I'm telling you now, I don't want to get married now, especially I don't want to find a partner in our courtyard, humph, what the hell!"

"If anyone harasses me again, I will definitely call the police, sue the street office, and write to your units, especially you, He Yuzhu, Xu Damao. Humph, don't bother me anymore!"

After saying that, Xie Wanying took the bench and went home angrily.

He Yuzhu and Xu Damao were about to explain when they heard the woman holding their legs yelling even louder: "He Yuzhu, who is she? Another one, you Chen Shimei, a sex maniac!"

"Xu Damao, having the four of us is not enough for you, and you are actually hooking up with others. I won't live anymore!"

"Oh my! My soul! Oh! Ah! How could you just leave like this!"

......

The voices of Xu Damao, He Yuzhu, and Cui Jianguo's defense were drowned out by the wailing of several women and the cries of children for their daddy.

At this time, Li Feiyu stood up and shouted, "Did you hear me? You scumbag still wants to find a partner? Dream on. You don't need to worry about Wanying's partner. If you keep messing with me, I will not show mercy."

"Uncle Dadan, Dachuan, Xiaochuan, if anyone harasses our family again, you should beat them till they are left with their teeth on the ground. We are in the right!"

"it is good!"

"Okay Feiyu!"

The three men of the Chen family agreed, especially Dachuan and Xiaochuan, who were ready to fight and their eyes began to become dangerous.

Li Feiyu pulled everyone back to the courtyard and didn't care about anything anymore. What he wanted was a legitimate reason. Now, anyone in the courtyard who gets close to Xie Wanying and Su Qinghe again, humph!

Afterwards, this group of mourners were indeed very dedicated and cried for a full four hours!

The few people who were planning to attack Li Feiyu's family became a joke, and the general meeting became a joke and could no longer proceed.