I, Minami Kotori, Son of the Sun

Do you know about the multidimensional universe? Do you know about gravity? Do you know that the speed of light is constant? Do you know that time does not actually exist?

What? You have no idea?! But what does it matter?

In short, under the author's high-dimensional interference, due to some unexpected coincidence, things in various dimensions happened at the same "moment".

In the world of knights, Decade shouted, "I am the destroyer of the world."

In the world of Tiga, Da Gu has just become light.

In the JOJO world, as soon as Dio shouted "the world", the world fell into a time stop in black, white and gray.

In the world of LoveLive, three girls have just decided to become campus idols.

The Gate of Steins has just been opened, and the world line has changed.

.......

Is there any connection between these?

It seems to have little to do with each other, and in fact it should have nothing to do with each other.

However, these most important moments in each universe happened at the same time.

This is the choice of fate, and it is also a huge joke played by the "world" since "time" has been repeatedly played in various low-dimensional universes.

The consequence is that all universes begin to interfere with and merge with each other.

Monsters that should not appear in this universe appear one after another all over the world.

Chaos and chaos are sweeping across every world, and the heroes who could stand against them have somehow disappeared...

"So, brave young man, go and become a myth. As a gift, you can get any power you want, and when this is all over, you will have the ability to fulfill any wish."

"So? What happened?" The boy opened his eyes and looked at the blue-haired woman in front of him who was making some incomprehensible and nonsensical remarks.

I have to admit that if you only look at the appearance, the blue-eyed, blue-haired girl in a light blue skirt is indeed quite pretty.

Although she is obviously a stunningly beautiful girl in a short skirt, she always gives people a sense of intelligence, so that one cannot even have the slightest thought of crossing the line.

"Of course! I'm a goddess! And a goddess of wisdom! You, a damn NEET, have good taste in some ways."

The blue-haired goddess smiled broadly, crossed her legs, sat on a powerful white plastic chair, and took a bag of potato chips out of the air beside her.

(MUSIC~)Thump~thump~thumpthumpthumpthumpthump.

[Damn it, how could this woman know my thoughts? Could it be that the so-called God can read other people's minds at will? And where does this inexplicable drumbeat come from?]

While thinking this in his heart, he said: "Hey hey, what are you talking about? I wonder what happened to this beautiful blue-haired goddess?"

"Of course you're dead? Don't you know?"

"Should I...know?"

The boy was stunned, but not too shocked, as he was always a calm and composed person.

And since what happened just now, he roughly understood that this was a dream.

The reason was simple. After searching his vague memories, he finally recognized the blue goddess in front of him. She was none other than the famous goddess of wisdom, Aqua.

It is a virtual character in "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!"

The following is the ferry narration time~

Aqua is a character from the light novel God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! and its derivative works. She is the goddess of water who guides young humans who have died. She was forcibly taken to another world by Sato Kazuma as a reincarnation cheat. She is a member of Kazuma's team.

Although all ability values ​​are extremely high, only Luck and Intelligence are lower than normal levels (and will not increase).

She is the goddess worshipped by the Axis Cult, which is famous for nothing and is a gathering place for monsters.

Because she is often useless and always lets her teammates down, Kazuma has always called her the "waste goddess".

Because of her usual words and deeds, no one believed that she was a goddess.

He has no idea how to read the mood and often acts on his own, making the situation very awkward.

And he seems to have absolutely no ability to survive, and he still gets lost even after living in Axel for a year.

Although her exorcism and banquet skills are very strong, as long as she stands still, she will attract tons of undead because of her leaked aura. No matter whether it is wine or potion, as long as the liquid touches her, it will be turned into pure water.

He was often cheated because of his poor brain, and even spent 100 million eris to buy an egg.

[Haha, I actually dreamed about the famous goddess of wisdom Aqua. It seems I am really hungry.]

Thinking about this and that, the young man shrugged his shoulders.

[Since this is my own dream, it’s fine for me to do whatever I want.]

"Hey, goddess, you said that I can get any power I want. Is that true?"

"Of course. I am the goddess of water. Have you ever seen the sea lie to you?"

Aqua stuffed another potato chip into her mouth while saying these nonsense words.

“Hehehe…” The young man suddenly covered his forehead and his body began to tremble unnaturally, “Hehehehehe!”

"Why, what's wrong with you? Why are you suddenly so arrogant?"

Aqua's focus has always been unique.

This phenomenon is obviously a sign of a mental illness, but our goddess of wisdom thinks he is being arrogant.

“Hehehe! That’s right! Aqua! What I want, the power I want is…”

"Wait! Wait a minute!"

After saying that, Aqua suddenly thought of something and let go of the bag of potato chips in her hand, slid to her knees at the speed of light, and hugged the boy's thighs.

"Ka....cough cough cough!"

The boy wanted to continue speaking, but found a hand as soft as jade covering his mouth, and a faint fragrance came from it.

Being touched so closely by such a beautiful girl at such a close distance, even if the girl was Aqua, made the innocent boy blush and his heart beat fast.

A question that had puzzled him for years suddenly popped up in his mind, so he decided to stick out his tongue.

"Ahhhh! What are you doing?" Aqua, whose palms were slippery from the sudden attack, screamed and let go, looking into the boy's eyes with resentment.

"Salty?" he muttered.

[It shouldn’t be like this. Don’t people on the Internet say that beautiful girls’ hands are as soft and smooth as jade, and even taste extra sweet and cool, like a piece of warm jade?]

An ordinary office worker would be surprised to see a beautiful hand, but now he just feels that it tastes a bit salty and fragrant.

The feeling just now reminded the boy of... a kind of puffed food.

"It's potato chips, original flavor."

Aqua blinked her watery eyes and answered the boy's questions attentively.

"You second-rate goddess! Don't just cover someone's mouth with your unwiped hands! It's dirty! Besides, you, the criminal goddess who invades other people's minds, almost turned off your damn mind-reading ability!"

The boy was furious when he learned the truth! How could a mere Aqua tease me like this?

"You, you know my name?"

Even though Aqua is silly, she almost never reveals her name when receiving reincarnated guests.

That's because before, there was a bastard who called out his name, and as a result, a big misunderstanding occurred, in which he was taken to another world as a prop.

[Though that time was actually pretty good, I don’t know if Kazuma and the others…]

"Don't answer me with questions, you bastard goddess!"

"Oh my goodness, young man, you actually know the real name of this goddess. That's amazing. I'll reward you with a bag of... a piece of potato chips!"

"Hey! One pack turns into one piece! Are you some kind of stingy goddess?"

“No way, no way! Ahem, brave and wise boy, tell me what kind of power you want first, and don’t say something stupid like ‘The one I want is Aqua-sama’ that can’t come true.”

"Qi... is it really impossible to achieve?" He looked at Aqua's figure with a teasing look. That wolf-like look gave Aqua goose bumps.

"No, that can't be done..."

"It smells like a lie!"

“Ahhhh, Brave Master, Brave Father, Brave Grandpa, please don’t take me with you. I will really die. I will die. I can’t do anything. I can only become a useless burden to you, Brave Grandpa.”

"...." The boy covered his ears and finally stopped Aqua from crying. He enjoyed a rare moment of peace and quiet. "Don't worry, I won't take you with me."

"Really?" The crying stopped, and Aqua looked at the boy as if she was looking at a lifesaver.

[Although it is a dream, if I bring such a smart thing with me, my journey to another world will probably not be easy. It will most likely be a nightmare!]

Aqua glared and wanted to refute, but after weighing the pros and cons, she covered her annoying cherry mouth and nodded in agreement.

In short, in order to avoid being born a beast of burden, the boy’s choice was to become the emperor of Rome!

"I want to become an omnipotent and invincible being. By the way, being a human in my previous life was too tiring, so my wish is to become Kami!"

The boy then opened his arms and expressed his great wish in a gesture of praising the sun.

"Huh? Huh?" The goddess of wisdom looked incredulous and scratched her head frantically, as if there was a CPU bug.

“Why, you can’t do it?” The young man chuckled, “The goddess who boasts that she can do anything seems to be just an acrobatic goddess? You are just a small fry~”

"You, don't call me the Acrobatic Goddess! How ridiculous! Ahhh, I get it, you just want to be omnipotent, right? Then I'll let you be the God. There just happens to be a troublesome and busy position! I'll give it to you! All to you!"

"Ah?" The young man was a little shocked, but when he thought about it, it made sense. "Then let me experience the life of a god for a while, hahahaha."

“Hahahahaha… huh?”

The boy's arrogant laughter gradually turned into electronic sound, and only then did he realize that something seemed to be wrong.

Is this dream a little too real?

"Is this really a dream?" He couldn't help but feel a tightness in his heart.

And the answer followed: "Alala, who told you this was a dream! Ah! I understand, you damn NEET, you are so arrogant to me just because you think this is a dream, right? Puff, anyway, come on, Ka~Mi~Sa~ma."

"Oh, yeah, you don't seem to remember much about your death. Oh, actually, it's true. A shameful cause of death like 'wanted to date a goddess, but was set up by someone and was in a daze on the way home. In the end, a plastic bag fell from the sky and suffocated me to death' sounds embarrassing, right? Puff, I guess your brain feels the same way, so you have forgotten this."

“Shut up, you stinky goddess!!!” All the memories of his past life came flooding back, and he was completely petrified.

"Then goodbye, merciful and compassionate God of the System~, I hope that when we meet again, you have done what a God should do."

Aqua, who had been laughing for a long time, suddenly became extremely serious at the last sentence. She clasped her hands together and gave a blessing of luck to the boy who turned into the God of Systems.

"I wish you good luck in martial arts."

With a flickering blue light, his body gradually turned into particles and was sucked into a blue hole.

“Aqua-senpai, is this really okay?” Eris poked her little head out from the sky and said anxiously.

"Huh? Are you speaking for that bastard? Doesn't he want to be an omnipotent guy? Then let him be one."

"But it's an important job."

"Hmph, never mind. I'm going to take care of the next one. I'll just have to keep an eye on younger gods like you!"

……