The Monster President is going crazy again

Xiao Nuan said, "I'll come back later. Wash your hair first."

Ah--

The man sneered.

The shower turned on and warm water sprayed out.

"Squat down, I'll wash your hair first."

Xiao Nuan reached out and grabbed his head, pressing it down.

"oops!"

The man shouted, his voice dissatisfied:

"Wen Xiaonuan, please don't be so rude."

Xiao Nuan was holding back her anger and said unhappily:

"That's rude! Who told you to hide it from me? Your back is so rotten, but you didn't let me know."

The water splashed on the man's head, and because he was half squatting, the water flowed back into his nostrils.

"Hey, Wen Xiaonuan, you want to play a trick on me, right? Water has entered my nose. Are you going to choke me to death?"

The man said this on purpose, how could such a small amount of water choke him?

He is an expert in swimming and diving.

Wen Xiaonuan was in a panic. She took a towel and randomly rubbed his face a few times, feeling quite embarrassed:

"Here, wipe it yourself."

The man was forced to take a towel and wipe his nose.

"Wen Xiaonuan, let me tell you, your boss will fire you for providing such service."

Men are very dissatisfied with this kind of hair washing service.

"Tsk, it's still unclear who will be fired." Wen Xiaonuan said in a light tone.

That's well said. Which boss would dare to fire her?

Xiao Nuan squeezed some shampoo into his hair and casually scratched his hair.

Soon a lot of bubbles appeared on his head, and Xiao Nuan grabbed his hair in confusion.

"Hey, hey, hey, be careful with the bubbles. They're about to get into your eyes."

The man closed his eyes tightly and didn't dare to open them at all.

"Oh, you're holding a towel, go wipe it!" Xiao Nuan's hands were covered with bubbles, so she didn't care about the bubbles in his eyes.

The man felt aggrieved and wiped his eyes with a towel.

Not a moment.

The man started shouting again:

"Wen Xiaonuan, do you know how to wash your hair? The foam is in your mouth."

"Why don't you just shut up?" Xiao Nuan grabbed his head even harder.

"Hey, are you washing my hair or pulling it? Wen Xiaonuan, be careful with my hair, it's all gone because of you washing it."

The man cried out in pain, washing his hair was like going to the execution ground.

One calls out every now and then.

"Oh oh oh, okay, I'll rub it gently." Xiao Nuan slowed down the speed of scratching her hair.

Seeing that the girl was washing her hair more gently, the man started to make trouble again. He said:

"I'm warning you, wash your hair properly. Other hair salons also provide massage services when washing your hair. Do you want it?"

"Buy a fart!"

Xiao Nuan grabbed his hair hard and said in an unhappy tone:

"You know that well. Have you been there?"

"Wen Xiaonuan, you better pay attention, or you'll be in trouble!"

The man felt that the chick was jealous.

He hasn't been to a hair salon, but has he never eaten pork or seen a pig run away?

"Their shampooing skills are gentle and comfortable, and they massage my head and body so well. Look at you, my god, you are playing a trick on me."

The man had a filthy smile on his face and was deliberately trying to make the girl angry.

Xiao Nuan was really pissed off.

Use the shower head to spray his head.

Just grab a few random things.

Just make him foam.

Water and foam flowed into the man's nose and eyes.

As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, blood flowed into his mouth.

blah blah blah-

The man spat out water.

"Wen Xiaonuan, you're dead! Be gentle to me. No one likes you if you're so rude!"

The man's mouth was bubbling and his voice was gibberish.

"If you don't like it, forget it. That's so rude!"

After Xiao Nuan rinsed his hair, she grabbed a large towel and threw it on his head.

No matter how rough his movements were, the water still didn't splash onto his back.

The scale is still under control.

No matter how noisy or angry she was, she still had some sense of propriety as she couldn't let her back touch the water.

"You won't help me dry my hair?"

The man is finding fault again.

"Wipe it yourself."

Xiao Nuan's tone sounded unhappy.

"You, a shampoo girl, have no professionalism at all." said the man.

Xiao Nuan immediately retorted: "You are the shampoo girl, you are the shampoo girl. Besides, I won't wash your hair anymore."

"I don't know if you've washed it clean or not. Why is my head still a little itchy?" the man said, not knowing whether it was true or not.

"Did you not rinse off the foam cleanly?" Wen Xiaonuan looked as if she had done something wrong.

He really has no professionalism and didn't even wash his hair clean.

Who told him to be so irritating?

"Charge it again, your service is really terrible." Ye Yan was almost speechless.

Xiao Nuan quickly took down the shower head and rinsed him again.

"Wipe dry!"

The man nodded his head in front of her.

Xiao Nuan rubbed and rubbed his head hard, like kneading dough.

"Wen Xiaonuan, turn my head away."

"Twist it!"

The man stretched out his rascally hand and grabbed the girl's chest several times.

"You rascal!"

Xiao Nuan took two steps back.

"Who told you to twist my head? It's only courtesy."

"you……"

The man smiled smugly, threw the towel aside and said:

"I've finished washing my hair. What should I wash next?"

You're asking even though you already know the answer, aren't you?

Xiao Nuan just then realized that it was a wrong decision to offer to give him a bath.

The man was still in his shorts.

He raised an eyebrow at her.

Xiao Nuan didn't even dare to look down.

"You should wash it yourself."

Xiao Nuan turned around and tried to slip away.

"Wen Xiaonuan, you are going to change your mind, you are used to being a scoundrel."

"It's what you want. You can't get away with it."

Ye Yan ran to block the door, with his big body blocking the entrance.

Xiao Nuan definitely can't get out.

Xiao Nuan was helpless, as this was indeed a job she had taken on on her own initiative.

Just go for it.

Xiao Nuan walked back, picked up the shower head and got ready.

The man stared at her speechlessly. Is this girl crazy? How can she take a bath without taking off her pants?

"Wen Xiaonuan."

The man's eyes were clear.

Xiao Nuan then obediently put down the shower head and came to him.

"speed."

The man urged her, saying that at her snail's pace, it would take who knows how long to finish the bath.

Xiao Nuan grabbed the edge of his pants.

Turn your head and look elsewhere.

"Ouch!"

Ye Yan tapped her on the forehead and said:

"Why are you pretending? Haven't you seen it? Are you still pretending to be innocent?"

"Turning your head? Can you twist your head while washing? You still have to watch."

"I can wash even if I don't watch." Xiao Nuan retorted.

"Wen Xiaonuan, ah Wen Xiaonuan, you are so awesome!" Ye Yan reached out and pinched her face.

"It hurts me."

Xiao Nuan reached out to hit his hand.

carry on.

Wash it all! Wash it all!

The man is so proud of himself.

Xiao Nuan always paid attention to the direction of her shower head to ensure that it did not spray his back.

Well, let this man be emperor for once.

Enjoy bathing and changing clothes personally by the Queen.

No need to change clothes.

He doesn't like to wear it.

Slipped out.

I still carried Xiao Nuan out with me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

"Is your shoulder still hurting?" Ye Yan asked Xiao Nuan with great concern.

"Yeah, it hurts so much, and it still hurts." Xiao Nuan replied.

"Then you can't press on your back?" the man asked.

Of course, why did the cunning man ask such a boring question? Didn't he know that the scapula was shot, and it would definitely hurt if it was pressed.

"Then, you, sit..."

Xiao Nuan immediately covered his mouth with her hand.