Love in the Siheyuan: Starting from Jia Dongxu

"Don't disbelieve me. I'll show you the military medal when we get back to the capital!"

Liu Shengli put down the ammunition box and wiped his sweat.

"Oh, you're serious!" Jia Dongxu continued to speak venomously, "From what you said, you are a top military student. How did you end up carrying ammunition boxes with me?"

"How about I help you apply to return to the battlefield and be a commander?" Jia Dongxu saw that Liu Shengli's face turned dark and he looked like he was about to take action.

Seeing that this guy was taller and more muscular than him, Jia Dongxu quickly took two steps back, realizing that he had enjoyed talking too much.

"Okay, okay, man, calm down!"

When the other soldiers who were carrying ammunition boxes saw this, they did not try to dissuade him. They just continued working while watching Liu Shengli drag Jia Dongxu and beat him up.

"Hey, don't hit my face!"

"Don't hit me in the stomach!"

"Don't kick my ass, I still have work to do later!"

"Okay, stop hitting me, it hurts so much!"

"Boy, if you keep talking so carelessly, I'll beat you up next time!" Liu Shengli stopped when he saw Jia Dongxu howling, and was about to stand up.

Jia Dongxu seized the opportunity and hit Li Sushengli's crotch with his head, knocking him to the ground and making him curl up, and then he quickly rode on him.

He aimed at his face and hit him rudely, "Didn't I tell you not to hit him in the face?"

After throwing a few punches, Liu Shengli threw him to the ground, "Okay, we're even now!"

The soldier in charge of discipline came over and said, "What are you two doing? Fighting, huh? Each of you give me a 5000-word self-criticism before dinner today!"

"And you, Liu Shengli, you are relying on your height and strength to bully weak soldiers, right? Do you want to arrange a few people to compete with you? You look gentle and polite, but you are actually quite violent!"

Another person grabbed Jia Dongxu who was not far away and said, "Comrade, I admire your spirit of not fearing violence, but since you violated discipline, you must write a self-criticism. Now go and write a self-criticism."

"What about the job of carrying ammunition?" Jia Dongxu asked after hesitating.

"Isn't your partner a big and strong man? Let him do it alone. I hate the bullying look of the enemy."

Jia Dongxu hesitated after hearing this, then looked at Liu Shengli who was not far away. Seeing that 30 had endured it, he was actually attacked by himself. Then he smiled and said, "Comrade, he is my work partner. Since we made the same mistake, he and I should be punished together. I am willing to continue to move ammunition with him!"

The soldier in charge of discipline nodded with satisfaction. This was a good comrade. He stepped forward and scolded Liu Shengli a few words, then let the two continue working.

After Liu Shengli heard this, he said to Jia Dongxu who was walking over, "Xiao Jia, I want to ask you if you owe me money, come back and work!"

"Bah, I'm just worried that if you force yourself to finish the work, that place won't be usable anymore!"

"I'm thinking about your wife, and you don't even know how to thank me!"

"Bah, you can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. What you said sounds weird!" Liu Shengli and Jia Dongxu carried the ammunition box crookedly.

"Liu Shengli, do you think you look better after having a few punch marks on your face?"

"Can't you bend your waist a little more? If you bend your waist any further, you will have to lift this box!" Liu Shengli said dissatisfiedly.

"Damn it, Liu Shengli, you are being lazy!" Jia Dongxu quickly stood up straight while enduring the pain.

Liu Shengli's face darkened when he heard this. "You cursed! If you curse me again, I will beat you up."

"Comrade, that was colloquialism, not insult!" Jia Dongxu felt the pain on his face and quickly explained, "It was just an exclamation."

After hearing this, Liu Shengli said, "Your sister!"

“That’s right, that’s the taste!”

Jia Dongxu smiled and said, "Just wait, little guy. I'll teach you some easy-to-understand words and let you get into trouble, and you win!"

When Liu Shengli saw Jia Dongxu's look, a trace of doubt flashed through his mind, but his intuition told him that this young Jia didn't have any good ideas.

"Xiao Jia, can you please stop laughing? I'm afraid I won't be able to resist and beat you up if you laugh."

"Uh, sorry, I thought of something funny!" Jia Dongxu said quickly.

"Stop laughing, we still have a 5000-word review to do before dinner!"

Liu Shengli said with embarrassment.

After hearing that Liu Shengli had mastered the essence of oral English, Jia Dongxu laughed out loud, "Fuck, it's only 5000 words. I can write 1000 words in a few minutes."

"You can do it!" Liu Shengli suddenly thought that this guy published articles in newspapers from time to time.

"Okay, I can't beat you. Hurry up and get to work. Finish moving as soon as possible and write your self-criticism as soon as possible."

After hearing this, Jia Dongxu followed proudly.

"No, Xiao Jia, why are you so proud? You got beaten, the things were done, and you still have to write a self-criticism."

Liu Shengli looked at Jia Dongxu speechlessly and said.

"Well, I am happy with it!" Jia Dongxu held his head high, "This is called the victory of the Ah Q spirit!"

"Okay, okay, if Mr. Zhou knew you brought his masterpiece to this scene, would he be mad at you?"

"Fuck you, you also know how to win a spiritual victory." Jia Dongxu couldn't help but complain, "It's frustrating to work with you. You always have to control me."

"You seem to be of the same character as Yu Yan. Could it be that you were a political commissar?"

When Liu Shengli heard this, a smile spread across his face. "Oh, yes, you guessed it right. I really am a political commissar! How about I teach you a lesson?"

"Your personal ideological positivity is a little low, you should be improved. From your subjective to objective, from your behavior to your daily conduct, you must conform to an active revolutionary."

"Stop, stop!"

Jia Dongxu shuddered, "You are Tang Monk, chanting sutras all the time. If you keep doing this, I will be tortured to death by you."

"Oh no, you are still afraid of something. It turns out that I used the wrong method before. I wanted to accommodate you, but it seems that I have to use my old expertise.

Comrade Xiao Jia, I used the wrong method before. I will actively improve myself and help you make progress. Now let's get to work together."

"Uh, Liu Shengli, damn it, be careful or I'll sue you for mental torture!" Jia Dongxu sighed speechlessly.

"Comrade Xiao Jia, this is your fault. You need to correctly recognize your mistakes and actively change yourself!"

"Brother, can you please speak normally? Please, if you torture me again, I will go back!" Jia Dongxu screamed, "What have I done wrong to deserve a mosquito buzzing in my ear?"

"Do you think if I strangle him and stuff his mouth with a stinky sock, will he be quiet?"