Love in the Siheyuan: Starting from Jia Dongxu
Chapter 207 My technique is very fast!
Jia Dongxu was bored and sat on a box beside him, thinking about something. Then he energetically stacked three boxes together, made a circle, and sat directly in it. Only then did he feel that the cold wind was no longer blowing in.
"Come on, comrade, there's no cold wind in here!"
Jia Dongxu waved to the two of them. Seeing that they hesitated, Jia Dongxu ignored them and just lay down, covered his face with his hat and fell asleep.
The two soldiers looked at each other, then worked together to make the space bigger, and then sat in.
"Comrade, how do you think we should solve the problems of eating, drinking, defecating and urinating?" Jia Dongxu, who was originally asleep, suddenly took off his hat and asked.
One of the soldiers hesitated, took out a bag of fried noodles, and said awkwardly, "If you are hungry, eat this. You will be hungry!"
"If you want to solve a personal problem, open the compartment door!"
After hearing this, Jia Dongxu felt a little satisfied. He was finally willing to communicate. Otherwise, he would have been depressed for a few days.
Jia Dongxu exchanged dry food with the two people, tasted it, and quickly spit it out. It was too disgusting, and there was nothing else to taste except salty.
After rinsing his mouth, he took out his compressed biscuits and shared them with the two of them.
"Come and try the rations developed by our factory."
Jia Dongxu did not take credit for it in front of the two people and said that he developed it himself.
He gave each of them a quarter of a biscuit, and Jia Dongxu broke off a small piece for himself and bit it bit by bit.
The two soldiers looked at each other with some contempt. This guy was too stingy. He just opened the bag and it was clearly full, but he only gave himself this little.
"Don't underestimate this little thing, it's enough for a full meal!"
Seeing that the two were about to eat with big mouthfuls, Jia Dongxu quickly reminded them, "We don't have enough water, don't eat with big mouthfuls. Eat in small mouthfuls like I do, so you can save water."
The two men had never seen this food before. When they saw Jia Dongxu eating it himself, they looked at each other and one of them slowly learned to eat it.
"Ok?"
He hummed slightly, and it obviously tasted good, so he quickly quickened his eating pace.
"Comrade, there's no need for you to doubt me like this. I've won second-class merit!"
"You? Second class merit?"
The two men were obviously shocked that the young man in front of them actually said that he had won second-class merit.
"Comrade, you may not know what the second-class merit is?" Another person asked in surprise, holding a compressed biscuit in his hand. These meritorious deeds were too far away from them.
"Well, it could also be a second-class collective merit. I think this thing can be rewarded with merit. It's much more delicious than fried noodles, and it doesn't fall apart and is easy to hold. If it's because of this, it's possible to get a second-class collective merit."
The soldier who was eating the biscuit thought for a moment and said.
"Hey, it's really not a collective second-class merit, it's an individual second-class merit, how about it?"
Jia Dongxu chuckled. These people were soldiers. The only way to make them submit was to make meritorious deeds.
"But the biscuits you mentioned have just been arranged for production, and they will be supplied to the northeast in no time."
Jia Dongxu said, looking at the two of them, "Is this biscuit okay? Eat it quickly! You've been holding it for a long time. If it was poisonous, it would have poisoned the two of us to death."
"Uh, that's the rule! No eating at the same time!"
The soldier holding the biscuit said awkwardly.
Seeing that another person was eating, Jia Dongxu also took the biscuit and bit it slowly, softening it with saliva before swallowing it into his stomach.
"Let me teach you a trick. Hold it in your mouth and dissolve it, then swallow it." Jia Dongxu continued to share his little trick.
"Hey, comrade, don't drink so much, you'll choke!"
Seeing that one of them was a little impatient and took a big bite, Jia Dongxu quickly reminded him.
Although his relationship with the two soldiers improved, he was miserable in the following days.
Let me solve my personal problem. My butt was frozen by the cold wind. By the time I finished solving the problem, my whole body was numb. If I hadn’t been tied up with a belt, I would have fallen off.
Two days had passed and Jia Dongxu had drunk all the water. Now the three of them had no water to drink!
"Comrade, don't you consider the problem of water when you are carrying out your mission? How about we go to another carriage to find some water?"
Jia Dongxu couldn't help it any longer. It was very unbearable to eat compressed biscuits without water. It made his lower abdomen ache.
"Well, this carriage is different from the previous one. Let's wait until we reach our destination now!" said one of the soldiers.
"Do you know how many days are left? There are still 4 days left. How can we endure this?"
Jia Dongxu said speechlessly, "How can you learn tactics without even considering the problem of drinking water?"
"Oh, you want to discuss tactics with us?" After hearing this, the two of them seemed to have found their home ground, their eyes shining.
The two people who were chosen to carry out this mission must be top-notch in all aspects. When they heard that a rookie who had frustrated them and others for several days wanted to discuss tactics with them, they immediately became excited.
"Stop it, we are already short of water, how can we talk about tactics? You should just think about how to solve the problem of drinking water." Jia Dongxu was lying in the protective wall made of ammunition boxes.
"Comrade, a person will die if they lack water for more than four days. The compressed biscuits we eat will accelerate the dehydration process, and we may die in four days. If you have a chance to survive, bring me a suicide note."
The two men looked at Jia Dongxu awkwardly as he was showing off. They knew he was just bored and wanted to have some fun, but they still couldn't help but feel a little nervous. Yes, if there was no water in the next few days, something might really happen.
"Comrade, don't worry. Even if you die, we will transport you back and let your family see you." One of them said honestly.
Upon hearing this, Jia Dongxu jumped up and pointed at him and cursed, "Sure enough, you have bad intentions and want to make this national hero die of thirst!"
"Have you ever considered sacrificing one person to help everyone? Look, I have elderly and young children at home, and my wife is pregnant! I can't die."
Jia Dongxu looked at the two eagerly, "Have you heard of General Yue Fei?"
"I've heard of it!" The two nodded stupidly.
"Manjianghong Society, right?" Jia Dongxu continued to guide.
"Yes!" The two nodded.
He continued to see it and nodded quickly, "There is a thirsty barbarian in there..."
"Blood!"
The two of them stared at Jia Dongxu with shining eyes.
"Hey, what are you doing? I'm telling you, I was just kidding!
If you scare me, I will jump out of the car!"
Jia Dongxu stepped back quickly. Well, he just wanted to make the atmosphere less awkward, but now it has become a horrific scene.
"Comrade, don't worry, my technique is very quick! It won't hurt!" one person said.
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